Black Dynasty (1985)

Actors: Andre Bolla (actor), F.M. Bradley (actor), Steven Harper (actor), Tony Manero (actor), Cherry Lei Me (actress), Purple Passion (actress), Sahara (actress), William Cranson (writer), John Wilson (writer), Steven Wraght (composer), Jack Genero (director), Jean Grason (editor), Bryan Kirby (editor),

Genres: Adult,

Night Shift (1982)

Actors: Edward G. Betlow (actor), Beau Billingslea (actor), John Boyle (actor), John Milton Branton (actor), Grand L. Bush (actor), Tom Candela (actor), Brett Baxter Clark (actor), Pat Corley (actor), Kevin Costner (actor), Reid Cruickshanks (actor), Bobby Di Cicco (actor), Badja Djola (actor), Jason FitzGerald (actor), Marc Flanagan (actor), Richard Belzer (actor),

Plot: A nebbish of a morgue attendant gets shunted back to the night shift where he is shackled with an obnoxious neophyte partner who dreams of the "one great idea" for success. His life takes a bizarre turn when a prostitute neighbour complains about the loss of her pimp. His partner, upon hearing the situation, suggests that they fill that opening themselves using the morgue at night as their brothel. Against his better judgement, he gets talked into the idea, only to find that it's more than his boss that has objections to this bit of entrepreneurship.

Keywords: alka-seltzer, bite-mark-on-butt, broken-doorbell, business, cartoon-on-tv, cash-in-coffee-can, cheat-with-chocolate, christmas-party, christmas-tree, corpse
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Ever since two enterprising young men turned the City Morgue into a swinging business, people have been dying to get in. It makes the day seem dead Together they are going to make the day pay off... all night long! The oldest profession in a new-look comedy

Quotes:

Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas all day long. I can't control them. I can't even fight 'em [could be 'find 'em'] if I want to. You know, 'AAAA!' So I say 'em in here and that way I never forget 'em. You see what I'm sayin'?"

Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?

Bill: OK, here's an example. Watch out, stand back. [speaks into tape recorder] This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there!

Bill: What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.::[speaks into tape recorder]::Bill: Call Starkist!

Bill: You tellin' me to shut up?::Chuck: I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget! [Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on] Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!

Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...::[writing on chalkboard]::Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.

Bill Blazejowski: I wash my hands and my feet of you!

Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?::Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft.::Chuck Lumley: Are you ok?::Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.

Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.::Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what?