Yu-Gi-Oh! 3D: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged (2011)

Actors: Martin Billany (editor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor),

Plot: Yusei is playing card games on motorcycles when a masked man appears and steals his Stardust Dragon. With the power of the Crimson Dragon, he travels back in time to where Jaden is being attacked by the same masked man. The masked man flees, Yusei decides to shun Jaden for the rest of the movie and they head off to Yugi Mutou's time. Yugi and his Grandpa are at the gayest spectacle in the world when they are suddenly attacked by dragons. Everyone but Yugi is killed, and Yugi tries to earn an Oscar before he is transported back in time to about five minutes before the attack. He is introduced to Yusei Fudo, the serious one with the voice that makes the fangirls swoon, and Jaden Yuki, the cute hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep. They decide to team up to take down the masked man, who's name is revealed to be Paradox. against all odds the three main characters win, through the power of homo, being main characters, freestyle time and hairy balls. They are about to leave to their respective times, when Jaden gives Yugi a spoiler and all three of them are sent to subspace.

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy,

Quotes:

Yusei Fudo: Jack.::Jack Atlas: [in extremely loud voice] Yusei!::Yusei Fudo: There's something you should know.::Jack Atlas: What is it, Yusei?::Yusei Fudo: Card games on motorcycles.::Jack Atlas: What?::Yusei Fudo: I said, card games on motorcycles.::Jack Atlas: I beg your pardon?::Jack Atlas: I said, card games on motorcycles!::Jack Atlas: What the hell is a motorcycle?::Yusei Fudo: You're kidding, right?::Jack Atlas: Hey, Crow! Do you have any idea what a motorcycle is?::Crow Hogan: Can't say that I do, Jack.::Jack Atlas: Yeah. We don't know what that is.::Yusei Fudo: But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark.::Jack Atlas: Why would we do that?::Yusei Fudo: So that we can play card games on them.::Jack Atlas: That sounds stupid.::Yusei Fudo: Jack, you're scaring me.::Jack Atlas: Come on, Crow! Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still...::Jack Atlas: [his voice becomes deeper with each word] On. The. GROUND.::Yusei Fudo: [slow-motion voice] NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!::Yusei Fudo: [Yusei wakes up in his sleeping bag] GAHUH! Oh, thank God.

Crow Hogan: Hey, isn't that Pegasus the creator of Duel Monsters? Yeah, and next to him is Yugi Moto, the King of Card Games!::Yusei Fudo: What the hell is wrong with his hair?::Jack Atlas: Yugi Moto? He was the greatest duelist who ever lived!::Yusei Fudo: It says here that he died a virgin and his last words were "Oh God, I've wasted my life".::Jack Atlas: The greatest duelist who ever lived. I love him.

Yusei Fudo: Wait. Look! It's him!::Jack Atlas: You found Waldo?::Yusei Fudo: It's the guy who stole my card!::Jack Atlas: Waldo stole your card?::Yusei Fudo: Jack.::Jack Atlas: Yusei!::Yusei Fudo: No.::Jack Atlas: 'Kay!

Yugi Moto: Now all we need to do is create a distraction.::Marik Ishtar: [on stage] Greeting, fools, it is I! Marik Ishtar! And I am here to enslave all of you with my- [gets blown up by a fireball] Ah!

Lyman Banner: Good luck everyone. I will be up here if you need an Asian guy. I'm Asian.

Paradox: Pwotagonists! I challenge you to a card game!::Yusei Fudo: You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?::Paradox: Yes! That.::Yusei Fudo: Seems kind of hypocritical.

Yami Yugi: Hm. The entire world or card games. Tough choice.::Yusei Fudo: There is no choice. Without card games, this world isn't worth living in.

Cybernetic Ghost: And that is the story of how Jaden, Yugi and Yusei saved the world.::Seto Kaiba: So why wasn't I in the movie?::Cybernetic Ghost: What movie?::Seto Kaiba: The one you just described to me.::Cybernetic Ghost: Oh. Right. Um. You were not in the movie because you were never born.::Seto Kaiba: Yeah. Because I'm a robot, right?::Cybernetic Ghost: No. As it turns out, you do have a father. And it's me!::Seto Kaiba: Yeah. You're full of crap.::Cybernetic Ghost: I love you too, son.

3-D Announcer: We at Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged would like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie. However, we would like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie, because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.

Paradox: Very well, Yu-Gi-Oh Pwotagonists! Let's see how you like things, in the Mawific World!::Jaden Yuki: Actually, this isn't so bad!::Yusei Fudo: It's actually kind of pretty here.::Yami Yugi: Makes a nice change from the Shadow Realm, that's for sure.::Paradox: Stop that! It is suppose to be thweatening!::Yami Yugi: Look at all the pretty lights!::Paradox: Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's One-Shot Parody Special (2011)

Actors: Martin Billany (director), Martin Billany (writer), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (actor), Martin Billany (editor), Martin Billany (actor), Scott Frerichs (actor), Nick Landis (actor), Chris Niosi (actor), Chris Niosi (actor), Marianne Miller (actress), Carson Laidlaw (actor), Ana Garcia (actress), Chris Tout (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy,

Gekijouban Yuugiou: Chouyuugou! Jikuu o koeta kizuna (2010)

Actors: Wayne Grayson (actor), Tom Wayland (actor), Ted Lewis (actor), Dan Green (actor), Kappei Yamaguchi (actor), Dan Green (actor), Hiromi Tsuru (actress), Sean Schemmel (actor), Wayne Grayson (actor), Eric Stuart (actor), Darren Dunstan (actor), Gregory Abbey (actor), Ayumi Kinoshita (actress), Erica Schroeder (actress), Freddy Sheinfeld (composer),

Plot: After falling through a time-slip, Yusei Fudo (who has just had his powerful card stolen by a mysterious stranger) meets with Judai Yuki and Yugi Muto, who agree to help Yusei defeat the evil Paradox, who is planning to destroy Pegasus before he can invent Duel Monsters.

Keywords: 3-dimensional, 3d-in-title, anime, monster, time-travel
Genres: Animation, Fantasy,

The Man I Love (1947)

Actors: Bruce Bennett (actor), Robert Alda (actor), Leonard Bremen (actor), Eddie Bruce (actor), Benny Burt (actor), Monte Blue (actor), Joe Devlin (actor), Jimmie Dodd (actor), Warren Douglas (actor), William Edmunds (actor), Frank Ferguson (actor), Eddie Fetherston (actor), Jack Daley (actor), Alan Hale (actor), Carl Harbaugh (actor),

Plot: Visiting her two sisters and brother, singer Petey Brown lands a job at small-time-hood Nicky Toresca's nightclub. While evading the sleazy Toresca's heavy-handed passes at her, she falls in love with down-and-out ex-jazz pianist Sand Thomas, who has never quite recovered from an old divorce. While solving the problems of her sisters, brother and their next-door neighbor, the no-nonsense Petey must wait as Sand decides whether to start a new life with her or sign on with a merchant steamer.

Keywords: based-on-novel, black-eye, christmas, conga-line, face-slap, family-reunion, female-protagonist, gangster, hat, hit-by-a-car
Genres: Crime, Drama, Film-Noir, Music,
Taglines: There should be a law against knowing the things I found out about men!

Quotes:

Petey Brown: [admiringly] Hey, O'Connor. What kind of vitamins do you use?

Nicky Toresca: I kind of go for that dress you're wearing.::Petey Brown: I was afraid of that when I put it on.

Riley: Yeah, I'm so dangerous that I oughta be wearing a red lantern. All my life, it's been cherchez la femme.::Gloria O'Connor: Cherchez la femme?::Riley: Yeah, that's French for get 'em while they're young.

San Thomas: I ran down like a clock. It was just as though I'd been wound up too tight and the spring broke.

San Thomas: I'd make you sing the blues, honey.::Petey Brown: I'll take that chance.

San Thomas: Isn't life difficult enough without mixing it up with memories?::Petey Brown: I don't know. Mine don't go back far enough yet.

Petey Brown: Hello, Buddy. But you didn't have that black eye the last time I saw you.::Buddy Otis: And you didn't have that color hair the last time I saw you.

Nicky Toresca: I think maybe this town could do a lot for you.::Petey Brown: I think maybe I could do a little something for this town. I'm sort of handy to have around.

Petey Brown: She wouldn't give you the time of day if she had two watches.

Johnny O'Connor: I work the night shift - I can't take her anywhere.::Petey Brown: Well, honey, all I can say is you better change to the day shift.