Slam (film)

Cinematic Haiku Hard Malice Syllable 1: Geeks (2011)

Actors: Valensky Sylvain (producer), L.J. Grillo (actor), Chris Greene (director), Chris Greene (producer), Mike Santi (actor), Nicolette Noble (miscellaneous crew), Ashton Bracciodieta (editor), Natalie Stavola (actress), Heather Walker (miscellaneous crew), Jeremy Wood (producer), Frank Tobin (writer), Alex Banos (actor), Elizabeth DeeDee Strauss (actress), Robert Malone (miscellaneous crew), Robert Malone (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Never judge a GEEK by his cover!

Stonerville (2011)

Actors: Diana Terranova (actress), Pauly Shore (actor), Richard Tanner (actor), Daniel Grodnik (producer), Phil Morris (actor), Joey Diaz (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), Aprill Winney (miscellaneous crew), Annie O'Donnell (actress), Bob Rumnock (actor), Bill Corcoran (director), Cameron Goodman (actress), Bunny Levine (actress), John Coniglio (editor), Patrick Cavanaugh (actor),

Plot: When Troy "Slam" Slamsky loses his girl, love makes a wake-up call and he finds success in the world of online advertising with some hysterical twists on an old theme. Finding a new love who understands his vision sets Slam free to do what he loves, love who he does and make crazy videos.

Keywords: female-nudity, film-student, gold-digger, horse-racing, marijuana, parody, poker, slacker, strip-club
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Slam (2003)

Actors: Carlos Lucas (actor), Eva Amaral (actress), Silvia Casanova (actress), Juan Aguirre (actor), Víctor Reyes (composer), Kira Miró (actress), Teté Delgado (actress), Lucía del Río (actress), David Pinillos (editor), Juana Acosta (actress), Ramiro Alonso (actor), Ben Temple (actor), Rosa Valenty (actress), Enrique Martínez (actor), Andreu Castro (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Si quieres saber lo que es Slam, tendrás que venir a verlo. Frikis, piercings, tangas y mucha nata. 100% salvaje.

L'esquive (2003)

Actors: Carole Franck (actress), Olivier Loustau (actor), Sabrina Ouazani (actress), Sara Forestier (actress), Franck Cabot-David (producer), Abdellatif Kechiche (director), Rachid Hami (actor), Patrick Kodjo Topou (actor), Meryem Serbah (actress), Jacques Ouaniche (producer), Ghalia Lacroix (writer), Ghalia Lacroix (editor), Ghalia Lacroix (miscellaneous crew), Reinaldo Wong (actor), Maria Beloso-Hall (costume designer),

Genres: Drama, Romance,

Slim Slam Slum (2002)

Actors: Thure Lindhardt (actor), Ole Thestrup (actor), Simon Jul Jørgensen (actor), Nicolas Barbano (actor), Hans Henrik Voetmann (actor), Chris Nørgaard (composer), Sohail A. Hassan (actor), Sohail A. Hassan (producer), Camilla Bendix (actress), Melany Denise (actress), Ken Vedsegaard (actor), Thomas Stegler (producer), Thomas Stegler (actor), Gry Bay (actress), Kasper Gaardsøe (actor),

Plot: The film is about Slim, Slam and Slum from the Danish cartoon series, three young boys at twenty-something who lives in an apartment in Nordvest in Denmark. They are the kind of guys which is using a lot time sitting on the toilet, playing Playstation and smoking pot. But suddenly they all quit their bad salary jobs, and start on fresh with something new. They get a big weird idea on gaining money, power and respect. First of all they start a popular web site that their conman partner Dahlgård which after a little time betrays them and sell the site. Then the three boys start Boomin Crew, a music group of hip hop. They all suddenly get in love with the three honeys, Dit, Dat and Dut, and their new goals are to try snap up with them.

Keywords: apartment, based-on-comic-book, bathhouse, betrayal, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, break-up, breakdance, cartoonist, city-life, convertible
Genres: Comedy, Music,
Taglines: Just a normal day is more twisted, than you believe

Quotes:

VVS Mand: Hi, there! Wut Wut! Top of the morning to you!

VVS Mand: Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.::Slam: But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?::VVS Mand: I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.::VVS Mand: 15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!

VVS Mand: [after fixing Slim, Slam and Slum's toilet] [happy] There. That ought to do it.::Slum: Great, dude. Now we can shit again.::VVS Mand: Wait, wait, and hold your horses... [throws a big clump of toilet paper in the WC] ...we have to do the test first.::Slim: Erhh, what kind of test?::VVS Mand: [points at the paperclump in the WC] That one. If it can't take that, we have a very serious problem. And then you'll have the pleasure of my company several times. And you wouldn't want that, would you?::VVS Mand: [the test is working, and the toilet is now fin] [happy] We goddamn did it, boys.

Slim: What about the bill. How much is it?::VVS Mand: 100 bucks!::Slam: 100 bucks?::VVS Mand: No reason to panic. I'll send it by mail.

Slam: [Slim and Slam is sitting in the couch, and playing Tekken 3 on Playstation] Again! Yeah, man!::Slim: Damn! Arrgh!::[pause]::Slim: Gotcha your junkie, man! Did ya see that?::Slam: Fuck you, man! Have a circle kick!::Slim: No!

Slum: [sitting on the toilet] Hey, Slam? Did you read that Robert Crumb moved to Southern France?::Slam: Nah.

Slum: [after looking their nasty fridge] I'll get some sugar from Ulla the Healer! We never have a goddamn shit, in this hash-cottage.

Euphoria (2001)

Actors: Evan Stone (actor), Lee Stone (actor), Cheyne Collins (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Mark Davis (actor), Dillon Day (actor), Erik Everhard (actor), Billy Glide (actor), Mike Horner (actor), Mike Horner (actor), Mike Horner (actor), Nick Manning (actor), Pat Myne (actor), Mark Nicholson (actor), Lee Stone (actor),

Plot: In the future, an all-encompassing multinational corporation develops a new sex drug called U-4, and picks a young woman to use as a test subject. However, an underground resistance movement dedicated to overthrowing the corporate/political power structure also picks the young woman to be the leader of their movement.

Keywords: anal-sex, hardcore, lesbian-sex, oral-sex, sex, threesome
Genres: Adult, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: In the nightmare that is the future. You will risk your life for...

Skins (1994)

Actors: Wings Hauser (director), Wings Hauser (actor), Geoff Levin (composer), Wings Hauser (writer), Carmen Zapata (actress), Linda Blair (actress), Linda Blair (producer), Wings Hauser (producer), Nicky Katt (actor), Cole Hauser (actor), Brian N. Hoff (actor), Ernest Harden Jr. (actor), Mike Nyman (actor), Tom Hallick (actor), Daryl Keith Roach (actor),

Genres: Drama,

3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994)

Actors: Jayne-Ann Tenggren (miscellaneous crew), Robert Miano (actor), Joey Travolta (actor), Sang-ok Shin (producer), Richard Marvin (composer), Christopher James Miller (miscellaneous crew), Sang-ok Shin (writer), Sab Shimono (actor), Don Stark (actor), Jason Schombing (actor), Glen Chin (actor), Jeffrey Reiner (editor), Dustin Nguyen (actor), Takeshi Yamamoto (actor), Victor Wong (actor),

Plot: During a championship baseball match, the three brothers hear that their grandfather in Japan is in trouble, and head out to help him, conceding the match. When they arrive in Japan, they must use all their powers to defend him against his ancient enemy, who has returned to exact revenge.

Keywords: 1990s, action-hero, ambush, asian-girl, asian-man, beating, bo-staff, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brawl, breaking-and-entering
Genres: Action, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Colt, Rocky and Tum Tum are back for bigger kicks in an all new adventure

Quotes:

Miyo: I have trouble swinging my butt.::Tum Tum: You mean your bat.::Miyo: Yes, my butt.

Grandpa: The hospital is fine except for this wicked nurse. She's got the face of a dragon's butt.

Tum Tum: I hope there's lots of food in our next adventure!

Tum Tum: Let's murdalize them!

Grandpa: Watch the target grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon, throw!

Tum Tum: I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa.::Grandpa: Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training.::Tum Tum: Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday?

[Slam mistakes a letter opener as the dagger]::Vinnie: Did you hatch from a moron egg? Does that look like this?

Grandpa Mori Shintaro: Before you go to Japan, you will be tested on the field of battle. Remember, four strands of rope, apart you can snap, but together you can be strong, now get out there and kick butt!

Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas: [a Ninja whips out a cell phone instead of his sword] What are you gonna do, talk us to death?

[repeated line]::Tum Tum: Scramble!

Boy! What a Girl! (1947)

Actors: Gene Krupa (actor), Arthur H. Leonard (director), Arthur H. Leonard (producer), Vincent Valentini (writer), Tim Moore (actor), Sybil Lewis (actress), Jack Kemp (editor), Betti Mays (actress), Jack Goldberg (producer), Milton Wood (actor), Ann Cornell (actress), Duke Williams (actor), Sheila Guyse (actress), Sidney Catlett (actor), Slam Stewart (actor),

Plot: Two small-time (aspiring to be big-time) producers are trying to convince a Chicago businessman to finance half of their show, while the other half is to be financed by a mysterious Mme. Deborah. But when Madame Deborah is not on hand to meet the money-man from Chicago, an ex-prizefighter is dressed to pose as her. Music and dancing provided by Deek Watson and His Brown Dots, 'Big' Sid Catlett and his band, and Ann Cornell and the International Jitterbugs. Drummer Gene Krupa has a drumming cameo.

Keywords: african-american, transgender
Genres: Comedy, Musical,