The Hollywood Knights (1980)
Actors:
Michelle Pfeiffer (actress),
Scott Conrad (editor),
Leigh French (actress),
Jimmy Williams (actor),
Stuart Pankin (actor),
Fran Drescher (actress),
Robert Wuhl (actor),
Art LaFleur (actor),
Garry Goodrow (actor),
Gailard Sartain (actor),
Gary Graham (actor),
Tony Danza (actor),
Mike Binder (actor),
Pamela Alch (miscellaneous crew),
Moosie Drier (actor),
Plot: Led by their comedic and pranking leader, Newbomb Turk, the Hollywood Knights car gang raise hell throughout Beverly Hills on Halloween Night, 1965. Everything from drag racing to Vietnam to high school love.
Keywords: 8-track, bare-butt, beverly-hills-california, bikini, blonde, boy-with-glasses, brother-brother-relationship, brunette, calling-someone-an-idiot, camera
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Beverly Hills and the civilized world will never forget them. At last, a motion picture that moons a man on the land. The days are wild and the nights are rockin'!
Quotes:
Sally: Turk, come over here. Now he happens to be very hysterically funny. I put him right up there with Steve and Edie. He has more talent in his little pinkie than you have in your whole... pinky.
Sally: Turk, did you come?::Newbomb Turk: A little.::Sally: A little? What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't come. Did you come or not?::Newbomb Turk: I came.::Sally: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.
Officer Clark: Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache?::Bimbeau: You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass.
Newbomb Turk: [Wearing a wolf mask] Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?::Red Riding Hood: Fuck you Newbomb.
Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown!
Bimbeau: [after tasting the punch, which the Knights have urinated in] It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.
Newbomb Turk: Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.
[repeated line to a little boy]::Bimbeau: You little son of a bitch!
[Sally's friends are topless sunbathing by the pool]::Sally: I don't know why you're doing that. The last time I did that my tits peeled so much I went from a B cup to an A.
Dudley: Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!