El Guapo

Pros and Cons: A Fantasy Football Movie (2013)

Actors: Andrew Sensenig (actor), Kimberly Lynn Campbell (actress), Stephen Brodie (actor), Scott Yarnell (actor), Lorraine Eubank (actress), Lorraine Eubank (miscellaneous crew), Stacy Cunningham (actress), Lorraine Eubank (actress), Guy Mezger (actor), Sandy Baumann (actress), LeeAnne Locken (actress), Jennifer Besser (actress), Earl Browning III (actor), Geoff McGee (editor), Candice Irion (actress),

Plot: Jack Snow is a family man obsessed with winning his high stakes fantasy football league. He's a huge fan of fantasy football and professional football, but his wife forbids him to play. Steve-O, Jack's friend, convinces him to play one more time. Jack keeps it secret from his wife and son. He must take home the league championship in order to win the $60,000 payout to save his family. But at what cost? The surprise ending will have many viewers asking is Jack now living the good life or has he thrown it all away? We will let you decide.

Keywords: bar, buddy-movie, dark-comedy, fan, football, gambling, laughing, office, professional, work
Genres: Comedy,

La Yuma (2009)

Actors: Miguel Necoechea (producer), Edgar Soberón Torchia (writer), José María Morales (producer), Mario Sandoval (editor), Florence Jaugey (writer), Florence Jaugey (producer), Florence Jaugey (director), Ricardo Zambrana (actor), Salvador Espinoza (actor), Gorune Aprikian (producer), Rodrigo Barbera (composer), Marie Claude Arbaudie (producer), Frank Pineda (producer), Mauricio Bustamante (actor), Alma Bianco Medina (actress),

Genres: Action, Drama,

7 Kilos (2007)

Actors: Elart Coello (producer), Manuel Hinostroza (producer), Pablo Veliz (director), Pablo Veliz (editor), Pablo Veliz (writer), Jorge Jimenez (actor), Mark Krench (composer), Melody Moss (actress), Amy Maner (actress), Natalie Pena (actor), Kevin Miller (actor), Christy Keller (actress), Jeff Horny (actor), Stephen Villela (actor), Manuel Garcia (actor),

Plot: When a woman who survived a vicious gang attack suddenly finds herself the proud owner of $2.5 million in dirty money, she makes a run for the border. Camilla is lucky to be alive. A street smart girl who somehow managed to survive a harrowing gang hit, Camilla soon discovers a tidy sum of cash from a drug deal gone wrong. Now, in order to keep the cash and stay one step ahead of the men who want it back, Camilla will enlist the aid of mysterious cowboy Cain in navigating the back trails to Mexico. Should she get there fast enough, she may be able to start a new life away from her many troubles back home. But this isn't going to be an easy trip, and every moment that Camilla hesitates could be her last.

Keywords: drug-deal, drugs, independent-film, murder, surprise-ending, texas
Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller,

Al borde de la línea (2007)

Actors: Asad Farr (producer), Zachary Ryan Block (actor), Eric St. John (actor), Carlos Caridad-Montero (editor), Jay Ruggieri (actor), David Rodriguez Estrada (composer), David Rodriguez Estrada (writer), Carlos Villegas Rosales (director), Katalina Viana (actress), Enrique Torres (miscellaneous crew), Daniel Sol (actor), Lorenia Rangel (actress), Hernan Garza (actor), Kris Nowak (actor), Monalisa Nwokike (editor),

Genres: Mystery,

Viva Chinatownland (2006)

Actors: Nathan Jung (actor), Nathan Jung (actor), John Fukuda (actor), John Fukuda (actor), John Fukuda (producer), Eric Koyanagi (writer), Eric Koyanagi (director), Derek Puleston (writer), Derek Puleston (composer), Patrick Lam (director), Patrick Lam (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: A struggle for power. A fight for pride. A rip-roaring adverturful culturful ride.

Country Fried Christmas (2005)

Actors: Christopher Flynn (miscellaneous crew), Kim Giancaterino (miscellaneous crew), Charo (miscellaneous crew), Timothy J. Hamilton (producer), Alexis Fish (producer), Rafael Orozco (miscellaneous crew), Rafael Orozco (actor), Inanna Bantu (costume designer), Steven Blum (director), Mychal Reitman (miscellaneous crew), Sheri Selling (miscellaneous crew), Robert Dahlem (actor), Robert Dahlem (producer), Mimi Snow (editor), Darron Dunbar (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Musical,

QTN Holiday Reel (2005)

Actors: Judy Tenuta (actress), Christopher Flynn (producer), Kim Giancaterino (actress), Bruce Vilanch (actor), Nina Hartley (actress), Deborah Gibson (actress), Leslie Jordan (actor), Mary Carey (actress), Steve Blum (actor), Bobby Lee (actor), Julie Brown (actress), Randy Jones (actor), Alan Cumming (actor), Christopher Flynn (editor), Christopher Flynn (director),

Genres: ,

¡Three Amigos! (1986)

Actors: Jon Lovitz (actor), Brian Thompson (actor), Alfonso Arau (actor), Tom Tangen (actor), Martin Short (actor), Norbert Weisser (actor), Santos Morales (actor), Steve Martin (actor), Tony Plana (actor), Randy Newman (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), George Folsey Jr. (producer), Brinke Stevens (actress),

Plot: Three out of work silent movie actors are accidentally drawn to a Mexican village that is being harassed by a gang of outlaws. The three, 'Ned', 'Lucky Day' and 'Dusty Bottoms' play 'Lone Ranger' types in their movies, but must play their parts for real now.

Keywords: 1910s, accidental-death, action-hero, actor, airplane, bandit, bar-fight, birdcall, blank-bullet, blood
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Western,
Taglines: They're Down On Their Luck And Up To Their Necks In Senoritas, Margaritas, Banditos And Bullets!

Quotes:

Lucky Day: Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.::Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it!

El Guapo: Are gringos falling from the sky?::[Ned falls from overhead and lands with a thud]::Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means?::Dusty Bottoms: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

Juanita: Which one do you like?::Carmen: I like the one that's not so smart.::Juanita: Which one is that?

Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.::El Guapo: Many pinatas?::Jefe: Oh yes, many!::El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?::Jefe: A what?::El Guapo: A *plethora*.::Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.::El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?::Jefe: Why, El Guapo?::El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.::Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.::Ned Nederlander: What's tequila?::Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.

Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.::Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!::El Guapo: What do you mean?::Lucky Day: I don't know.::Jefe: I think he means that if you...::El Guapo: Shut up!

[Dusty Bottoms and Lucky Day thinks Ned Nederlander is saying "mail" plane]::Dusty Bottoms: What is it doing here?::Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane.::Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?::Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?

Lucky Day: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

Aborto criminal (1973)

Actors: Gaspar 'Indio' González (actor), Marta Flores (actress), Gustavo Re (actor), Julián Navarro (actor), Carlos Otero (actor), Manuel Zarzo (actor), Emma Cohen (actress), Miquel Bordoy (actor), Simón Andreu (actor), José Lifante (actor), Alfred Lucchetti (actor), Carlos Lucena (actor), Máximo Valverde (actor), Ignacio F. Iquino (writer), Silvia Solar (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Aventurera (1950)

Actors: María Gentil Arcos (actress), Enedina Díaz de León (actress), Pedro Vargas (actor), Rubén Rojo (actor), Miguel Inclán (actor), Salvador Lozano (actor), Victorio Blanco (actor), Miguel Manzano (actor), Jorge Mondragón (actor), Tito Junco (actor), Tito Junco (actor), Edmundo Espino (actor), Salvador Quiroz (actor), Joaquín Roche (actor), Maruja Grifell (actress),

Plot: Left alone after her mother runs off with another man and her father kills himself, Elena attempts to make a new life for herself in a new city. Believing he's a friend, Elena goes to dinner with "Pretty Boy" Lucio, but he drugs her champagne and sells her to Rosaura, who runs a brothel out of her nightclub. Elena becomes a sensation as a dancer, but all the while she nurtures plans of revenge against those who have conspired against her.

Keywords: melodrama
Genres: Drama, Musical,