An original song for all the food critics. "You're Not Yelping" S19 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/full-episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS19 INT. VERNACULAR - DAY A random man with the badge sits at a table. RANDOM YELPER MAN Hi yes, the steak please. I'm the Yelp elite. INT. BACK KITCHEN - VERNACULAR - DAY WAITER Alright we got a Yelper, give it that special attention. CHEF Youuuu got it! He picks his nose and flicks it on the steak. INT. BACK KITCHEN - CITY WOK - NIGHT Mr. Kim is jacking off into some City Chicken. SINGER (V.O.) So you're one of Yelper's special blessed. INT. CITY WOK - NIGHT The couple from the first Cartman scene are sitting at City Wok and Mr. Kim sets down plates of the food he jacked off on in front of them. They both dig in with chopsticks, smiling. SINGER (V.O.) You demand a restaurant's very best. INT. BACK KITCHEN OF STEED - NIGHT A Chef appears to be Jacking off then raises the plate to the pass and rings a BELL. The happy waiter grabs the plate. SINGER (V.O.) Well, they're gonna treat you special, I'm telling you chummm... INT. STEED DINING ROOM - NIGHT The plate is put in front of Detective Harris, wearing his badge and he immediately takes a bite. SINGER (V.O.) Now get yourself ready for some Boogers and Cum! INT. BACK KITCHEN STEED - DAY All the Cooks are picking their noses and jacking off while dancing happily. CHORUS (V.O.) Boogers and Cum! SINGER (V.O.) That's called a Yelper special! CHORUS (V.O.) Boogers and Cum! INT. DINING ROOM STEED - DAY A waiter happily puts food in front of a Yelper. SINGER (V.O.) Say what's that on your pretzel? INT. KYLE'S DAD'S STUDY - NIGHT Happily typing away a new review. SINGER (V.O.) Your online critiques are real useful to some. INT. RED LOBSTER - NIGHT Kyle's dad sitting at a table and eating a mess of food. SINGER (V.O.) Now have a good time eatin' boogers and cum! CHORUS (V.O.) Boogers and Cum! INT. VERNACULAR - NIGHT A waiter farts on a salad- SINGER (V.O.) Someone farted on your salad! -and then puts it in front of the woman Yelper of the couple. SINGER (V.O.) Boogers and Cum! The couple in their badges are now standing with the host pointing to various parts of the restaurant and giving notes while the host rolls his eyes. SINGER (V.O.) But your decor critiques are valid! INT. DINING ROOM WHISTLIN' WILLY'S - DAY Willy happily puts food in front of a Yelper, and then another shot where he puts food in front of a couple Yelpers. SINGER (V.O.) You think you're special, like you am number one, well there's a whole lot of special in Boogers and Cum! INT. BACK KITCHEN - RED LOBSTER - NIGHT A chef is up on the prep table - he has his pants down and is squatting over a frying pan taking a shit in it while prep cooks watch happily. CHORUS (V.O.) Boogers and Cum! INT. DINING ROOM - RED LOBSTER - NIGHT A smug woman gets her flounder with shit in put in front of her and smiles happily as she digs in. SINGER (V.O.) How about some feces with your flounder!? INT. MCDONALDS STYLE FAST FOOD KITCHEN - DAY A woman worker has a burger down the front of her pants. CHORUS (V.O.) Boogers and Cum! INT. FAST FOOD - DINING ROOM - DAY Close up of a man biting into the hamburger, satisfied. SINGER (V.O.) You like that Queefy Quarter Pounder? INT. RANDOM RESTAURANT - NIGHT A Yelp reviewer facing camera stops a pacing Waiter- YELP REVIWER What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue? WAITER Oh that's yuzu pepper. The water walks past camera. WAITER Along with some boogers and cum

• published: 15 Oct 2015
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