Chango

Before the Night (2013)

Actors: Curtis Schultz (editor), Wesley Alley (writer), Wesley Alley (producer), Wesley Alley (director), Tony Slash (writer), Tony Slash (actor), Nick Anchondo (actor), Anthony Drinkwater (actor),

Genres: Horror, Short,

Alpha (2013)

Actors: Adolfo Fernández (actor), Jordi Rediu (producer), Jordi Rediu (actor), Juan Carlos Vellido (actor), Antoni Solé (actor), Antoni Solé (writer), Antoni Solé (writer), Jordi Gràcia (actor), Irene Montalà (actress), Norbert Llaràs (producer), Carlos Lasarte (actor), Manel Solás (actor), Rosa Bosch (producer), Mercè Montalà (actress), Jaume Jordana (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: ,

El Alterado (2012)

Actors: Jorge Aldama (director), Flavio Peniche (actor), Jorge Aldama (actor), Manuel Ramirez (editor), Estrella Cervantes (actress), Estrella Cervantes (producer), Estrella Cervantes (writer), Eliseo Flores (actor), Julian Rodriguez (actor), Oscar Medina (actor), Sky Cervantes (actress), Lourdes Alanis (actress), Dante Miranda (actor), Martin Fulgencio (actor), Javier Lara (actor),

Genres: Action,

30 Minutes or Less (2011)

Actors: Stuart Cornfeld (producer), Michael Peña (actor), Julie Hansen (miscellaneous crew), Fred Ward (actor), Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Jim Jaffe (miscellaneous crew), Ben Stiller (producer), Aziz Ansari (actor), Brett Gelman (actor), Nick Swardson (actor), Jesse Eisenberg (actor), Danny McBride (actor), Wendy Hoffman (miscellaneous crew), Dru Anne Carlson (miscellaneous crew), Tal Fiala (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The not so smart Dwayne intends to open a massage parlor with his partner Travis, but he does not have money for the investment. He decides to hire a hit-man to kill his father, The Major, who won a large amount of money in the lottery years ago, but the killer demands US$ 100,000 for the job. Dwayne and Travis kidnap the pizza delivery boy Nick and they dress Nick in a vest with a timer and several bombs. Then Dwayne tells Nick that he has ten hours to rob US$ 100,000 from a bank. Once he does, he would give Nick the code to release the vest. Nick summons his best friend Chet to help him in the heist but the scheme does not work the way Dwayne has plotted.

Keywords: bag-of-money, bank-heist, bank-robbery, black-humor, bombmaker, burned-alive, car, car-chase, car-crash, car-driving
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: A lot can happen in 30 minutes.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.

[from trailer]::Nick: [unzips a vest to show a bomb strapped to his chest] Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!

[from trailer]::Dwayne: I liked the bear, I don't even fucking know you.

[during the bank robbery, to a man sporting a handlebar moustache]::Chet: Quit lookin' at me, moustache!

Nick: I taught myself how to do this shit. Went online, looked all this up!::Dwayne: Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!

Chet: [singing] Painting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery, 'cause if we go in with our plastic guns then the cops will shoot us in our face...

Chet: You wanna fuck my sister?::Nick: I said your sister was sexually attractive.::Chet: Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?

Dwayne: Fucking victory tacos!

Chet: [gasp as Nick shows the bomb vest] What the fuck? Is that thing real?::Nick: Chet, if I don't get to the money in time. This thing gonna blow.::Chet: [angry] And your first though was to come to a school, filled with young children

Nick: Remember graduation night?::Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto?::Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.

The Legend of El Limbo (2010)

Actors: Alejandro Patino (actor), Kevin M. Brennan (producer), Kevin M. Brennan (actor), Will Coleman (producer), Will Coleman (actor), Michael Suter (director), Michael Suter (writer), Michael Suter (actor), Rob McGillivray (actor), Jarrod Burt (editor), Marcus Jones (actor), Liza Oppenheimer (actress), Dragos Berghia (actor), Scott Bird (actor), Matthew Desotell (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short, Western,

Hood Vengeance (2009)

Actors: Jacqueline Calderon-Guido (actress), Jacqueline Calderon-Guido (writer), West Liang (actor), Justin Huen (actor), Robert Arevalo (actor), Andre Bauth (actor), Bruno Sáinz Talaia (actor), Richard Villa (actor), Richard Villa (producer), Chris Trouble Delfosse (actor), Oskar Toruno (writer), Adalberto Lujan (actor), Aurelio Bocanegra (actor), Gabriel Sotomayor (actor), Rudy Marquez (actor),

Genres: Action,
Taglines: In a world of crime, drugs and underground rooster fights.

Maridos a domicilio (2002)

Actors: Luisina Brando (actress), Enzo Viena (actor), Juan Leyrado (actor), Daniel Fanego (actor), Silvina Bosco (actress), Fabián Gianola (actor), Julieta Cardinali (actress), Mabel Pessen (actress), Maria Socas (actress), Carlos Moreno (actor), Tino Pascali (actor), Emilia Mazer (actress), Mónica Scapparone (actress), Mónica Calho (actress), Luis Gianneo (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,

The Cowboy Way (1994)

Actors: Marg Helgenberger (actress), Brian Grazer (producer), John Ventimiglia (actor), Tomas Milian (actor), Leonard L. Thomas (actor), Allison Janney (actress), Kiefer Sutherland (actor), Jaime Tirelli (actor), Ernie Hudson (actor), Dylan McDermott (actor), Luis Guzmán (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Rance Howard (actor), Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew), David Newman (composer),

Plot: Two buddies and championship rodeo partners travel to New York to find their missing friend, Nacho Salazar, after he disappears after travelling to New York City to pick up his daughter, Theresa. When Pepper and Sonny find that neither is anywhere to be found, they go about the wacky adventure of finding Nacho and Theresa, and in the process, test the foundation of their friendship. Along the way, they find themselves entwined in the inner workings of a New York sweat shop where Theresa has been enslaved after traveling to the U.S.A. from Cuba. Going about doing things in a cowboy way, Pepper and Sonny put their small town skills to the test in a big city kind of way and rescue Theresa from the thugs.

Keywords: acting-musician, action-hero, ambush, bar-brawl, bar-fight, bare-butt, beating, beer, blonde, brawl
Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Western,
Taglines: How the East was won.

Quotes:

Waiter: How would you like your steaks cooked?::Pepper: Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.

Sonny: It's your call, stubby.

Pepper: If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.

Boy on Train: Look, Mom!... Cowboys!

Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: And would you care to order wine with your meal?::Pepper: Uh, yah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American.::Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?::Pepper: Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a litle ice in mine if you would my good man.::Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now.

Sonny: So, what did you do to make the money to buy this? You didn't give that old lady a fake check did you?::Pepper: No, of course not. [under his breath] Bitch wouldn't take a check.

Sonny: [Pepper drags Sonny behind a Horse Carriage hiding from the Owners of the Waldorf Astoria] Pepper, those People are guessing that You skipped the Bill.::Pepper: Oh yeah, well they guessed right!::Sonny: Well, then pay them!::Pepper: Yeah right, with what?::Sonny: You lying Son of a Bitch, You told Me You still got some of that Prize Money left!::Pepper: Of course I do, have I ever lied to You before?::Sonny: Well, how much do You got?::Pepper: About 8 Bucks, I reckon.::Sonny: About 8 Bucks, I reckon?::Pepper: Better than a poke in the Eye.::Sonny: [Starts walking off] Pepper, I've about had it with You!

Sonny: Well what do you know, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants!

Chango: What's a baby cow gonna do to me? [Sonny shrugs and pulls down Chango's pants] Hey come on man!, what you doing?::Sonny: I am embarrassed, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants.::Pepper: [pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting] He sees it!::Sonny: Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.::Chango: Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.::Sonny: I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?::Chango: I ain't telling you shit!::Sonny: It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!. [Pepper releases the calf and it makes its way towards Chango]::Chango: whoa! [begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis]::Sonny: Damn, that looks like it hurts.

Taxi Dancers (1993)

Actors: Robert Miano (actor), Sonny Landham (actor), Lenny Rose (actor), Robert Axelrod (actor), Norman Thaddeus Vane (producer), Norman Thaddeus Vane (director), Norman Thaddeus Vane (writer), George Peck (actor), Reinhard Schreiner (editor), Reinhard Schreiner (producer), Jeffrey Silverman (composer), Michele Hess (actress), Larry Blank (composer), Max Goldberg (actor), Christopher Cho (actor),

Genres: Action, Drama,

Quotes:

Lowisa: In this business you gotta have smarts.

Star: My nipple's killing me.

Diamond Jim: I'm so rich I own my own S-and-L.

Diamond Jim: A gambler has a death wish - tonight I'm betting my whole future on you, and I don't wanna come up snake eyes.

Diamond Jim: You and old what's-his-name ride the bucking bronco last night?

Miguelito: Keep an eye on that long-haired punk over there.

Miguelito: I killed a lot of gooks in Nam just like you.

Bobby: Did that cowboy make it with you yet?

Mercedes: This chocolate popsicle will melt in your mouth.

Laughing at Life (1933)

Actors: Henry Armetta (actor), Noah Beery (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Edmund Breese (actor), Charles Brinley (actor), Gino Corrado (actor), Frankie Darro (actor), William Desmond (actor), Joe Dominguez (actor), Paul Ellis (actor), Emilio Fernández (actor), Charles Giblyn (actor), Otis Harlan (actor), Arthur Hoyt (actor), George Humbert (actor),

Plot: Easter, a soldier of fortune and gunrunner, leaves his family behind escaping from the authorities and an American detective named Mason. His globe hopping escape leads him finally to South America, where he is hired to organize a band of revolutionaries, unaware that they plan to eliminate him when his job is done. Here, also, he encounters his own son, on track to waste his own life in pursuits similar to Easter's.

Keywords: agent, b-movie, beverage, cabaret, cantina, captive, cart, dancer, escape, fruit-cart
Genres: Adventure, Drama,

Quotes:

Dennis P. McHale: The final shipment of guns will arrive in a couple of days, then we'll all have some fun!

Mrs. McHale: Sometimes I'm afraid you're related to your father.

Mrs. McHale: Denny, you're in some sort of trouble again.::Dennis P. McHale: How do you know?::Mrs. McHale: Could you be so happy otherwise?