Jemaine Clement

Tiger Funnies Weirdest Places People Tried to Smuggle Drugs

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Tiger Funnies This video Is about the crazy things people use to smuggle their drugs in. They use all kinds of things like pictures and DARE lions. A lady even had cocaine implants put in to fly over the border. So check out the strange places people have tried to hide their contriban. Subscribe to Schizo Bob http://goo.gl/w1VsN0 Weirdest Places People Tried to Smuggle Drugs Schizo Bob! 28.Chicken Anyone The Chilean police seized this chicken, that had an unusual stuffing, as it tried to enter this prison in Casablanca. The Chicken was a gift for an inmate, and it was stuffed with Marijuana! Although I hear that it is an incredible seasoning tool, this bird flew the coup. Redneck Bob- I love fried chicken! If the chicken turns green you know, you cooked it right. Stoner kid- I hate it when my munchies give me munchies. 27.The icing on the cake? U.S. Customs in Cincinnati found a tonne of Heroin found in a giant tub of chocolate frosting. The cops were unable to decide what is more addicting, Heroin, or chocolate frosting. 26.Irony and Drug Education Nothing more Ironic than a program that teaches kids about drugs so they won't do them. Unless you count the time this 22-year-old was arrested for possession of weed, cocaine, and LSD that he was hiding stuffed inside this DARE lion. The Canadian border was on to this kids shenanigans. Wiener Schnitzel- Yeah I dare you to stuff the lion king full of drugs. 25.Cocain implants A lady was travelling to Madrid via Columbia, was stopped for acting suspiciously. It was later discovered that she had implanted almost 3 pounds of cocaine into her breasts. They had to take her to the hospital to remove the cocaine bags. I guess she is just lucky they didn't pop open on a flight where pressure would be an issue. She might have joined the mile overdose club. 24.Candy Makes you Dandy UK border agents seized four kilos of Lollipops headed for Ghana in 2012. Half of that weight is estimated to have been cocaine, worth around 310,000 dollars. I wonder if the flavours gave them away? Wait a minute these are all the yellow ones no one likes, what gives here? 23.Chocolate It seems that candy or some form of it is a popular way to smuggle drugs. Little do people know, that sugar is the most widely distributed drug in America. I don't know anyone that has gotten diabetes from too much white girl. Lets get a little perspective here. The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) reports that the average American consumes between 150 to 170 pounds of refined sugars in one year! That's a lot of Cola man. Refined sugar is a drug and poison because it is depleted of its life forces, proteins, minerals and vitamins. Too much sugar is harmful to the body and promotes inflammation and disease. Boom don't even get me started on coffee! 22.Cantaloupe These guys were trying to smuggle Oxycontin pills as cantaloupe seeds into a prison. They went from being smugglers to inmates very quickly. Did you know that cantaloupe is 90% water? Well, it is. 21.Cocaine Highway How did they get caught on this one? Must have been the smartest drug dog ever. These guys had moulded cocaine to fit inside the tires! What crazy tech is border patrol using? 20.Smuggling Jesus Nothing says we don't have any drugs like two guys in a rav4 who have 50 pictures of Jesus in the back. It sure beats going to church, though. If you get it through the border inside of the Jesus pictures is your cocaine blessed? 19. Wow, these guys put a new meaning to high centred. They still made it across the border, but they most likely didn't have as many drugs as when they started. I bet whoever thought this up thought they were so James Bond, right until the moment they got stuck. 18.Eggzactly No celebration of Easter would be complete without hiding a Lil cocaine all over the yard, for you and your friends to find. The best part is, the more eggs you find, the faster you get at it. Although eggs, in general, were a traditional symbol of fertility and rebirth,[2]in Christianity, for the celebration of Eastertide, Easter eggs symbolise the empty tomb of Jesus, from which Jesus resurrected. These eggs resurrected my buddy Jesus once. 17.Once you Pop! You can never stop unless you get help. These might be the most addictive chips known to man. I had a buddy who kept pawning stuff to get these chips. Stoner Dude- Once I popped I ended up in rehab man. After I lived in my van for several years. 16.Gecko Maybe this new species of Gekko had a better version of car insurance. Hopefully, they weren't taking this too Austrailia, they get pretty mad about that. Like that time Johnny Depp smuggled his dogs into the country. 15.Terriers Arnt Green cards.