John Cleese

'John Cleese' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Cleese, John Filmography

• Play in Full Screen O Sentido da Vida

  2016, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Neutron Zombies

  2015, role: actor , character name: Dr. Zennheiser
• Play in Full Screen Spud 3: Learning to Fly

  2014, role: actor , character name: The Guv
• Play in Full Screen The Meaning of Monty Python

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Last Impresario

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• Play in Full Screen The Croods

  2013, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Planes

  2013, role: actor , character name: Bulldog
• Play in Full Screen Spud 2: The Madness Continues

  2013, role: actor , character name: The Guv
• Play in Full Screen The Meaning of High Art

  2013, role: actor , character name: Hawke
• Play in Full Screen Goodbye Television Centre

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Anatomy of a Liar

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen John Howard Davies: A Life in Comedy

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen O Theos agapaei to haviari

  2012, role: actor , character name: McCormick
• Play in Full Screen A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman

  2012, role: actor , character name: David Frost
• Play in Full Screen A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman

  2012, role: actor , character name: Exploding Don
• Play in Full Screen The Big Year

  2011, role: actor , character name: Historical Montage Narrator
• Play in Full Screen The Undefeated

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Mini Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

  2011, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen John Cleese: The Alimony Tour

  2011, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Britain

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Beethoven's Christmas Adventure

  2011, role: actor , character name: The Narrator
• Play in Full Screen John Cleese: The Alimony Tour

  2011, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Winnie the Pooh

  2011, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen John Cleese: The Alimony Tour

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Great TV Mistakes

  2010, role: actor , character name: Basil Fawlty
• Play in Full Screen Shrek Forever After

  2010, role: actor , character name: King
• Play in Full Screen Life on Planet 51

  2010, role: actor , character name: Professor Kipple
• Play in Full Screen Spud

  2010, role: actor , character name: The Guv - Mr. Edly
• Play in Full Screen Change for the Oceans

  2010, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Pink Panther 2

  2009, role: actor , character name: Dreyfus
• Play in Full Screen Mitgefühl, Weisheit und Humor

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Monty Python Almost the Truth Obligatory Making of Special

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Fawlty Exclusive: Basil's Best Bits

  2009, role: actor , character name: Basil Fawlty
• Play in Full Screen Planet 51

  2009, role: actor , character name: Professor Kipple
• Play in Full Screen Fawlty Exclusive: Basil's Best Bits

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Day the Earth Stood Still

  2008, role: actor , character name: Professor Barnhardt
• Play in Full Screen The Seventh Python

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Igor

  2008, role: actor , character name: Dr. Glickenstein
• Play in Full Screen The Frost Report Is Back

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Let Loose... The Very Best of 'Loose Women'

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Morir de humor

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases

  2008, role: actor , character name: Various
• Play in Full Screen Losing It: Griff Rhys Jones on Anger

  2008, role: actor , character name: Basil Fawlty
• Play in Full Screen Hitler: The Comedy Years

  2007, role: actor , character name: Adolf Hitler
• Play in Full Screen What the Pythons Did Next...

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Various Characters
• Play in Full Screen The Secret Life of Brian

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Charlotte's Web: Some Voices

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Shrek the Third

  2007, role: actor , character name: King

Famous quotes by John Cleese:

"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'"

"The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip"

"You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change."

"The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack."

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."

"If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth."

"I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires"

"He who laughs most, learns best."

"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."

"Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies"

"I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive."

"Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?"

"In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both."

"It seems astounding to me now that the video games are perhaps as important as the movie themselves. And people will spend 2 or 3 years obsessing about the video game in exactly the same way that they'd be obsessing about the movie if they were working on that."

"Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all."

"The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting."

"I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing."

"I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London."

"I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat."

"God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered."

John Cleese