Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
Actors:
Eli Borozan (actor),
Scott C. Brown (actor),
Tony Doupe (actor),
Mark Duplass (actor),
Jeff Garlin (actor),
William Hall Jr. (actor),
Basil Harris (actor),
Peter Anthony Jacobs (actor),
Jake Johnson (actor),
Brandon Landers (actor),
Xola Malik (actor),
Mark Martin (actor),
Hassan Cristos Messiah (actor),
Brandon Murray (actor),
Jason Aumann (actor),
Plot: Darius is a young intern at a Seattle-based magazine and jumps at the chance to investigate the author of a classified ad seeking someone to travel back in time with. Along with Jeff, the staff writer, and Arnau, a fellow intern, the three go on a road trip to a coastal town. While Jeff just wants to chase after his high school crush and Arnau wants some kind of life experience, Darius spends her time with Kenneth, a man who believes that he has built a time machine. The closer they become and the more they understand about each other, the less clear it becomes if Kenneth is just crazy or if he actually is going to successfully travel back in time.
Keywords: anti-social, beach, being-followed, binoculars, birthday-party, bumper-car, campfire, campsite, character-repeating-someone-else's-dialogue, chicken
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Romance,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: WANTED Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. What would you change if you could go back?
Quotes:
Darius: Why do you have flames on your laptop?::Arnau: It's a gaming laptop. It's really fast.
Jeff: So here's what I'm thinking. We're budgeted for two rooms, but if we share a room, we could use that extra money for some other shit.::Darius: For what? Drugs?
Jeff: Can I get a couple of interns? Help me with some research?::Darius: I'll do it.::Arnau: Me, too, please. Me.::Jeff: All right, give me the lesbian and the Indian and I got a story!
[last lines]::Kenneth: To go it alone, or to go with a partner. When you choose a partner, you have to have compromises and sacrifices, but it's the price you pay. Do I want to follow my every whim and desire as I make my way through time and space? Absolutely. But at the end of the day, do I need someone when I'm doubting myself and I'm insecure, and *my* heart's failing me? Do I need someone who, when the heat gets hot, has my back?::Darius: So, do you?::Kenneth: I do.
Darius: I have no funk. I'm totally funkless.
Darius: What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face, too?::Jeff: Because you gotta be sincere and charming. Okay? He's used to assholes like me coming and making fun.::Arnau: Uh, also, probably none of the other people were beautiful girls.::Jeff: [with a sideways look] Easy, Arnau.::Arnau: What?::Jeff: He's right. Use that too. There's something off about this guy, okay? So you gotta go slow, like you're trapping a skittish animal. Now, lure him. Play coy. Girls know how to do that shit.::Darius: You're dangling my vagina out there like bait. What if this guy's a murderer? What if he cuts me up into little pieces and eats me?::Jeff: Then the story's even better.
Darius: [referring to Kenneth] What makes you think there's something wrong with him?::Jeff: Because he thinks he can go back in time.::Darius: Was there something wrong with Einstein or David Bowie?
Jeff: [after Kenneth steals some lasers] Fuckin' lasers?::Arnau: What kind of lasers?::Darius: I don't know, I'm not a freakin' storm trooper.
Kenneth: The mission has been updated. I'm going back for you now. All right. Do you trust me?
Kenneth: While I would like to maneuver through this world with an open heart and mind, sometimes it doesn't gain you favor. So I just need to be equipped with the necessary skill sets, guns, training, weapons, fighting - in case I encounter any obstacles that need to be defeated.
Redlight Greenlight (2010)
Actors:
Chris Facey (actor),
Paul Haitkin (actor),
Ben Macdonald (actor),
Charles Michael (actor),
Michael Rhea (actor),
Michael Rose (actor),
Brent Tyler (actor),
Roy Vongtama (actor),
David Zalkind (actor),
Theresa Barbosa-Adams (actress),
Jordan Gwynn Colton (actress),
Mary House (actress),
Lisa Marie King (actress),
Inman Breaux (producer),
Sean Simpson (writer),
Plot: After 10 years of toil, a moral, determined and penniless agent trainee is given his only and last opportunity to make agent. Standing in his way; a 24 hour time frame, Hollywood's most amoral, hyper ambitious and successful agent deciding his fate, and his conscience.
Keywords: agency, agent, ari-gold, beverly-hills-california, business, entourage, hollywood-agent, hollywood-california, manhattan-new-york-city, new-york-city
Genres:
Drama,
Taglines: Welcome to Corporate Hollywood.
The Yardsale (2006)
Actors:
Noah Bernardo Jr. (actor),
Junior Chavez (actor),
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores (actor),
John Fuentes (actor),
Alex Garduno (actor),
Luis Eduardo Gonzales (actor),
Jon Huertas (actor),
Shon Little (actor),
Demetrius Navarro (actor),
Frank Nunez (actor),
Isaiah Nunez (actor),
Jr. Jorge Oropeza (actor),
Antonio Price (actor),
Danny Romo (actor),
Aris Alvarado (actor),
Plot: This urban comedy is a one-day window into the commotion surrounding the engagement of Hector Cruz, a down on his luck twenty eight year old trapped in the conventionalism of the ghetto life. The troubles begin when Hector's best friend, Peanut, a three hundred pound virgin accidentally damages the engagement ring, spiraling Hector into a desperate situation. Money is needed so Hector and friends set up a yardsale on a Tuesday afternoon. Frustration erupts when the ugly face of an ultimatum surfaces from Iris, Hector's self centered, golddigging bride to be. She demands that he propose to her by the end of the day or else the relationship is over. More romantic stress inconveniently follows when Carmen, a childhood friend of Hector's, arrives, unlocking their untapped feelings for one another. Mayhem continues as Iris' ex-boyfriend, Chuy, a hobbit sized, dimwitted thug plots to destroy Hector's engagement, which only adds to the misfortunes already occurring at the yardsale. Hector's unlucky streak drags on, escalating into a hilarious, heart warming roller coaster ride that bonds a friendship and helps a young man find the meaning of life through true love.
Keywords: two-word-title
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: A romantic comedy set in the most romantic spot .... The Yardsale