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The Onion Movie (2008)

Actors: Don McManus (actor), Sal Lopez (actor), Joel McHale (actor), Evgeniy Lazarev (actor), Said Faraj (actor), Daniel Dae Kim (actor), Marshall Manesh (actor), Nick Chinlund (actor), Rodney Dangerfield (actor), Richard Fancy (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Len Cariou (actor), Brendan Fletcher (actor), Steven Seagal (actor), Paul Scheer (actor),

Plot: We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help.

Keywords: absurd-humor, aikido, anal-sex, bare-butt, bed, bedroom, bomb, brawl, comedy-troupe, commercial
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: America's finest news source.

Quotes:

[last lines]::Norm Archer: For The Onion News... this is Norm Archer. Fuck you, and goodnight.

Cock Puncher: I don't think you have the balls.

Norm Archer: The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.

[singing]::Melissa Cherry: When you love me right up front, you know that I don't mind. But what I really want is for you, to take me from behind. I don't mind, no. I don't mind. Take me from be-hi-i-i-ind...::Melissa Cherry: Are you ready? Mmmm. Down on my knees. Baby, when we kiss, my heart just skips a beat. And when you hold my hand, oh, I can hardly speak. But there's one kinda lovin' that I can't do face to face. So, let me give you some affection - just below your waist. Oh, yeah! I'm down on my knees for you. I'm begging please, please for you. Oh! I've got so much love, I need to show it. It's a big job, I don't want to blow it. Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh! Baby. Down on my knees, begging please please.::Melissa Cherry: Shoot your love, baby. Tell me why must you hide that love, that love you got inside. It's been building up so long. Yeah! And that feeling's oh so strong. So baby, shoot your love all over me. Oh! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Hey, baby! It's you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love over me. Oh, yeah, yeah! When I look at you, ba-by, I see a man full of spunk. But what good is it to me, locked away in that trunk? I don't need more roses. No, that would be just reckless. The gift I want from you is my very own pearl necklace. Shoot your love all over me. Hey! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Ooh, baby! It's you and I, you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love all over me.

Brusilia (2008)

Actors: Daniel Lambo (producer), Daniel Lambo (editor), Daniel Lambo (director), Daniel Lambo (writer), Orlando Verde (actor), Joaquin Olarreaga (actor), Dario Altamirano (actor), Romeo Montellano (actor), Edward Montellano (actor), Highway (composer), Claude Guislain (actor), Flavio de Souza (actor),

Plot: "Brusilia" was created with seven South American men who all live and work in Brussels. Some of the stories came out of their own experiences in this town. A gloomy portrait of desperate men inspired by the Bose-Einstein condensate: the many parts that go to make up an ordered system not only behave as a whole, they become whole; their identities merge or overlap in such a way that they lose their individuality entirely.

Keywords: south-american-history
Genres: Drama, Short,

The Onion Movie (2008)

Actors: Don McManus (actor), Sal Lopez (actor), Joel McHale (actor), Evgeniy Lazarev (actor), Said Faraj (actor), Daniel Dae Kim (actor), Marshall Manesh (actor), Nick Chinlund (actor), Rodney Dangerfield (actor), Richard Fancy (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Len Cariou (actor), Brendan Fletcher (actor), Steven Seagal (actor), Paul Scheer (actor),

Plot: We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help.

Keywords: absurd-humor, aikido, anal-sex, bare-butt, bed, bedroom, bomb, brawl, comedy-troupe, commercial
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: America's finest news source.

Quotes:

[last lines]::Norm Archer: For The Onion News... this is Norm Archer. Fuck you, and goodnight.

Cock Puncher: I don't think you have the balls.

Norm Archer: The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.

[singing]::Melissa Cherry: When you love me right up front, you know that I don't mind. But what I really want is for you, to take me from behind. I don't mind, no. I don't mind. Take me from be-hi-i-i-ind...::Melissa Cherry: Are you ready? Mmmm. Down on my knees. Baby, when we kiss, my heart just skips a beat. And when you hold my hand, oh, I can hardly speak. But there's one kinda lovin' that I can't do face to face. So, let me give you some affection - just below your waist. Oh, yeah! I'm down on my knees for you. I'm begging please, please for you. Oh! I've got so much love, I need to show it. It's a big job, I don't want to blow it. Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh! Baby. Down on my knees, begging please please.::Melissa Cherry: Shoot your love, baby. Tell me why must you hide that love, that love you got inside. It's been building up so long. Yeah! And that feeling's oh so strong. So baby, shoot your love all over me. Oh! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Hey, baby! It's you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love over me. Oh, yeah, yeah! When I look at you, ba-by, I see a man full of spunk. But what good is it to me, locked away in that trunk? I don't need more roses. No, that would be just reckless. The gift I want from you is my very own pearl necklace. Shoot your love all over me. Hey! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Ooh, baby! It's you and I, you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love all over me.

The Onion Movie (2008)

Actors: Don McManus (actor), Sal Lopez (actor), Joel McHale (actor), Evgeniy Lazarev (actor), Said Faraj (actor), Daniel Dae Kim (actor), Marshall Manesh (actor), Nick Chinlund (actor), Rodney Dangerfield (actor), Richard Fancy (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Len Cariou (actor), Brendan Fletcher (actor), Steven Seagal (actor), Paul Scheer (actor),

Plot: We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help.

Keywords: absurd-humor, aikido, anal-sex, bare-butt, bed, bedroom, bomb, brawl, comedy-troupe, commercial
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: America's finest news source.

Quotes:

[last lines]::Norm Archer: For The Onion News... this is Norm Archer. Fuck you, and goodnight.

Cock Puncher: I don't think you have the balls.

Norm Archer: The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.

[singing]::Melissa Cherry: When you love me right up front, you know that I don't mind. But what I really want is for you, to take me from behind. I don't mind, no. I don't mind. Take me from be-hi-i-i-ind...::Melissa Cherry: Are you ready? Mmmm. Down on my knees. Baby, when we kiss, my heart just skips a beat. And when you hold my hand, oh, I can hardly speak. But there's one kinda lovin' that I can't do face to face. So, let me give you some affection - just below your waist. Oh, yeah! I'm down on my knees for you. I'm begging please, please for you. Oh! I've got so much love, I need to show it. It's a big job, I don't want to blow it. Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh! Baby. Down on my knees, begging please please.::Melissa Cherry: Shoot your love, baby. Tell me why must you hide that love, that love you got inside. It's been building up so long. Yeah! And that feeling's oh so strong. So baby, shoot your love all over me. Oh! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Hey, baby! It's you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love over me. Oh, yeah, yeah! When I look at you, ba-by, I see a man full of spunk. But what good is it to me, locked away in that trunk? I don't need more roses. No, that would be just reckless. The gift I want from you is my very own pearl necklace. Shoot your love all over me. Hey! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Ooh, baby! It's you and I, you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love all over me.

Victory at Entebbe (1976)

Actors: Linda Blair (actress), Severn Darden (actor), Bibi Besch (actress), Harris Yulin (actor), Helmut Berger (actor), Christian Marquand (actor), Philip Sterling (actor), Theodore Bikel (actor), Julius Harris (actor), Kirk Douglas (actor), Anthony Hopkins (actor), Richard Dreyfuss (actor), Paul Bradley (actor), Burt Lancaster (actor), Lilyan Chauvin (actress),

Plot: An Air France airplane is hijacked by the PLO due the large number of Israeli and Jewish passengers. We follow the action both with the hostages as they cope with confinement and threatened death, and the Israeli cabinet and military that must try to get them out.

Keywords: airplane, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, captain, commando-mission, commando-raid, doctor, entebbe-uganda, escape, father-daughter-relationship, father-son-relationship
Genres: Action, Drama, History, Thriller,

Quotes:

[Mrs. Wise is staring at one of the terrorists]::Benjamin Wise: Mother, you have to sit around for the take-off.::Etta Grossman-Wise: He has a box.::Benjamin Wise: Who has?::Etta Grossman-Wise: It's tinned. It's between his feet. It says dates. Why would anyone travel with a box of dates? You could carry anything in that box: a gun, a bomb...::Benjamin Wise: Mother!::Etta Grossman-Wise: We should have travelled El Al.::Benjamin Wise: They were all booked.::Etta Grossman-Wise: I don't like Athens.::Benjamin Wise: I know. Very bad security in Athens.::Etta Grossman-Wise: You could come in to Athens from anywhere, and nobody will check between the transit lounge and another plane.

[repeated line]::Shimon Peres: The government of Israel does not negotiate with terrorists!

[after hearing the female terrorist yelling orders in German]::Etta Grossman-Wise: The woman is a Nazi.::Benjamin Wise: Mother, now don't get excited!::Etta Grossman-Wise: I'm not excited. I took a Valium. The woman is still a Nazi.

[as he comes home]::Hershel Vilnofsky: Edra? Edra? Where are you? Edra... you heard it on the radio?::Edra Vilnofsky: I... I left the groceries on the table.::Hershel Vilnofsky: You heard? About the plane?::Edra Vilnofsky: There's... frozen orange juice. It should go in the... refrigerator.::Hershel Vilnofsky: For God's sake, what are you talking about, frozen orange juice? Chana... is in the plane. With terrorists!::Edra Vilnofsky: I... I've been thinking. I should... never have let her wear that red ribbon.::Hershel Vilnofsky: [as he browses through the radio channels] What red ribbon?::Edra Vilnofsky: Around her neck.::Hershel Vilnofsky: [turns the radio off] Nothing on the radio.::Edra Vilnofsky: She wanted to grow up to go to Paris.::Hershel Vilnofsky: She could be killed! What are you talking about, her ribbon?::Edra Vilnofsky: Suppose... suppose they let the children go. They'll never see that she's... just a little girl! They'll think she's a woman!

Etta Grossman-Wise: Where do you think, Mr. Olav? You've had an extensive military background. Where do you think we're going?::Aaron Olav: What?::Etta Grossman-Wise: My son says Khartoum. On the other hand, this gentleman...::Nathan Haroun: Haroun.::Etta Grossman-Wise: ...says Somalia. And as for me... I think India!::Aaron Olav: India?::Etta Grossman-Wise: Why not? I've never been to India! They have erotic temples there, I'm told. I've never seen an erotic temple.::Aaron Olav: That's ridiculous! India? Who ever heard of being hijacked to India?::Etta Grossman-Wise: Well, everybody has an opinion. Now, it's your turn.::Aaron Olav: I don't know!::Etta Grossman-Wise: Well, think it over. When you decide it, let us know, hum?::Aaron Olav: India, hum? India... Humph! Pfah! India!::[Olav and Haroun leave]::Benjamin Wise: Are you serious? India?::Etta Grossman-Wise: Certainly!::[pause]::Etta Grossman-Wise: Or China.

[at Entebbe Airport, as he sees a blue car and some men approaching the plane]::Aaron Olav: [excited] They're Israelis! They're going to get us out of here!::Benjamin Wise: I don't think they're Israelis.::Aaron Olav: No, they're Jews! You can tell! I'm telling you! It's alright!::[the female terrorists runs to the men and hugs them]::Benjamin Wise: I don't think they're Jews.::Aaron Olav: [surprised] Oh. Where do they come from?::Benjamin Wise: Probably Kampala. It's about 30 kilometers from here.::Nathan Haroun: Well, they're...::Aaron Olav: Arabs. Arabs... You can tell... Arabs.

Benjamin Wise: What are you reading?::Etta Grossman-Wise: Agatha Christie.::Benjamin Wise: You read that one in Tel Aviv!::Etta Grossman-Wise: Um-hum, I know. But fortunately, I have just gotten older and absent-minded enough to have forgotten who the murderer is!

[before the Israelis are separated from the other hostages]::Benjamin Wise: Mother, you have a British passport. You stay with the others!::Etta Grossman-Wise: Don't be foolish. They have my Israeli identification card. Besides, it says: Etta Grossman-Wise. Even a German might suspect something.