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Magic Beyond Words: The JK Rowling Story (2011)

Actors: Tony Alcantar (miscellaneous crew), Denis Corbett (actor), Laura Collini (miscellaneous crew), Peter Cummings (miscellaneous crew), Paul McGillion (actor), Bob Corff (miscellaneous crew), Orly Adelson (producer), Paul A. Kaufman (director), Paul A. Kaufman (producer), Steven Stabler (producer), Jeff Toyne (composer), Glynis Davies (actress), Amanda Mason (miscellaneous crew), Stacey Harris (miscellaneous crew), Patti Allan (actress),

Genres: Biography, Drama,

Quotes:

JK Rowling: What do you think,will you ever see Harry Potter in there? Not bloody likely.

Arthur (2011)

Actors: Rosemary Howard (actress), Jennifer Garner (actress), Naeem Uzimann (actor), Luis Guzmán (actor), Matt Malloy (actor), Pascal Yen-Pfister (actor), Nick Nolte (actor), Scott Adsit (actor), David Boston (actor), Russell Brand (actor), Joseph Basile (actor), Robert Clohessy (actor), Sean G. Tarjoto (actor), Helen Mirren (actress), Geraldine James (actress),

Plot: Arthur is a rich, alcoholic playboy with no regards to his working life. After another drunken run-in with the law, his aloof mother has had enough and forces him to marry Susan, a proper business woman, or else he will lose his inheritance. Just as he's engaged to Susan, he meets Naomi, a free-spirited girl who Arthur thinks is perfect for him. Any attempts at holding down a job are fruitless, so Arthur has to decide, what is more important: love, or his mother's money.

Keywords: alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics-anonymous, based-on-film, billionaire, british-accent, businesswoman, cartoon-on-tv, character-name-in-title, chauffeur
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Meet the world's only loveable billionaire. No Work. All Play.

Quotes:

Arthur: Who wouldn't want to marry a sexy clown.

Arthur: I'm talking about Tuscany! White truffle gelato! Have you ever tried white truffle gelato? It makes all other gelato taste like shit.

Arthur: We shouldn't get married... we have nothing in common. You love horses. I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that kind of a commitment to a shoe?

Arthur: Why didn't you tell me before?::Hobson: I didn't want you to feel bad.::Arthur: Why are you telling me now?::Hobson: Because I want you to feel bad.

Susan: You're running from yourself Arthur.::Arthur: I wish I was, because I'd let me get away.

Arthur: I'm going to take a bath.::Hobson: I'll alert the media.

Police Sergeant: You're drunk again Arthur::Arthur: No... I have remained drunk since our last encounter

Arthur: Grape shears, what an innovation! You can use them for my castration!

Tiffany: You guys are weird and racist.

Arthur: Congratulations, you're winning the dead parent game. But it's not too late to run home and butcher my mother.

Escape from London (2011)

Actors: Simon Boswell (composer), Jake West (editor), Simon Boswell (actor), Jake West (writer), Jake West (director), Chris Knight (actor), Jennifer Handorf (producer), Peter Pedrero (actor), Paul Davis (actor), Scott Bradley (actor), Scott Bradley (actor), Jen Moss (actor), Lucy Clements (actress), Jon Revell (costume designer), Jack Boswell (actor),

Plot: In 2011: Due to the attendance of Frightfest rising 400% the West End of London has been turned into a walled maximum security prison to contain genre fans, and is now under the command of the self appointed Mayor of London. He in turn has captured the P.R. President of Frightfest (Greg Day) who holds the only guest passes left to the event. Miss S. Plissken has been sent on a deadly mission to obtain one of the precious guest passes... and this feisty Snake is gonna need to kick some major butt, especially when she comes up against Harold "Brain" Helman in a fight to the death! This short film lovingly recreates and homages a few scene from 'John Carpenter (I)' (qv)'s 1981 classic "_Escape From New York (i981)_".

Genres: Short,

Post Grad (2009)

Actors: Barry L. Caldwell (miscellaneous crew), Jane Lynch (actress), Ivan Reitman (producer), Christophe Beck (composer), Carol Burnett (actress), Joe Medjuck (producer), Rodrigo Santoro (actor), J.K. Simmons (actor), Craig Robinson (actor), Michael Keaton (actor), Fred Armisen (actor), Waymond Lee (actor), Waymond Lee (actor), Mark Sussman (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Daly (actor),

Plot: Ryden Malby has planned her academic life since she was in high school to get a college scholarship; now she has just graduated in English and in her master plan she expects to get a job as assistant editor in the publishing house Happerman & Browning, in Los Angeles. Her platonic best friend is Adam Davis, who has a crush on her and is frequently close to her. However, her arrogant classmate Jessica Bard gets the position and Ryden is forced to return home in the suburb to live with her family: her optimistic father Walter, who wants to do everything by himself; her careful mother Carmella who administrates the short resources of her family; her eccentric grandmother Maureen; and her weird little brother Hunter, who wants to race in a boxcar derby. Ryden unsuccessfully seeks a job and feels frustrated, but is emotionally supported by Adam. When Walter accidentally runs over the cat of his next-door neighbor David Santiago with Ryden's car, they visit him to give their sympathies. Ryden feels attracted by the handsome Brazilian and has a brief affair with him, forgetting Adam, who decides to move to New York to study at Columbia Law School. Meanwhile Ryden is invited to join Happerman & Browning and discovers that feelings cannot be planned.

Keywords: graduation, graduation-speech, title-directed-by-female, tv-studio, unemployment
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Now What? A Pre-Life Crisis.

Quotes:

David Santiago: [the entire family has walked in on Ryden on top of David with no shirt on, David and Ryden look up shocked] Fuck me.::Grandma Maureen: Well I would, but it appears someone beat me to it.

Adam Davies: [ from the trailer] Everyone say, overpriced education!

Ryden Malby: [ from the trailer] This is not the way it's supposed to go, you're not supposed to comeback when you've already left the nest!

David Santiago: What you do with your life is, really just one half of the equation. The other half, the more important half, really is, who you're with when you're doing it.

Adam Davies: You are a no talent screw up...

Ryden Malby: I have a feet of an 80- year old man::Adam Davies: That's hot.

Ryden Malby: I don't want your "pity" hug.

Adam Davies: Every evil, terrible thing that ever occurs in the world is directly offset, counterbalanced if you will, by the complete utter joy of biting into an Eskimo Pie. It's the way we maintain balance in the universe.

David Santiago: [after Ryden's family walk in on David and Ryden about to have sex] Fuck me.::Grandma Maureen: Well, I would but somebody already beat me to it.

Hunter Malby: [Sees Ryden on top of David] Cool. [Carmella covers his eyes]

Watermelon (2003)

Actors: Brenda Fricker (actress), David Collins (producer), Christine Langan (producer), Rob Lane (composer), John McDonnell (producer), Sean McGinley (actor), Anna Friel (actress), Poll Moussoulides (miscellaneous crew), Marigo Kehoe (miscellaneous crew), Brendan McCarthy (producer), Ciarán McMenamin (actor), Kieron J. Walsh (director), Justin Krish (editor), Conor O'Carroll (miscellaneous crew), Elaine Cassidy (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,

Ya Vam bolshe ne veryu (2000)

Actors: Vladimir Steklov (actor), Ruben Dishdishyan (producer), Chulpan Khamatova (actress), Aleksandr Andrienko (actor), Anna Gulyarenko (actress), Ivan Shchyogolev (actor), Vasili Funtikov (actor), Ivan Shchyogolev (director), Nina Dvorzhetskaya (actress), Marina Sakharova (director), Marina Sakharova (actress), Yuri Alyabov (composer), Aleksey Moiseyev (actor), Kseniya Dragunskaya (writer), Nina Shchyogoleva (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

Actors: Rutanya Alda (actress), Dino De Laurentiis (producer), Miguel Gurza (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Prine (actor), Dardano Sacchetti (writer), Damiano Damiani (director), Lalo Schifrin (composer), Humberto Gurza (miscellaneous crew), Burt Young (actor), Jeffrey Silver (miscellaneous crew), Tommy Lee Wallace (writer), Moses Gunn (actor), Sam O'Steen (editor), Alice Playten (actress), Martha De Laurentiis (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: An Italian-American family move into a house built on an ancient Indian burial ground. The oldest son is possessed by an evil spirit, and is forced to murder his family. The family's priest feels responsible, and tries to save the possessed boy's soul.

Keywords: 555-phone-number, abusive-father, ancient-burial-ground, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, based-on-book, based-on-novel, blessing-a-house, blood, brother-brother-hug
Genres: Drama, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: If these walls could talk...they would SHRIEK! Don't forget to check under the bed... The night of February 5, 1976, George and Kathleen Lutz fled their home in Amityville, New York. They got out alive! Their living nightmare shocked audiences around the world in "The Amityville Horror." But before them, another family lived in this house and were caught by the original evil. They weren't so lucky... this is their story!

Quotes:

[last lines]::Father Adamsky: Blessed Lord, Lord of my life, do not forsake me!

Mr. Booth, the Lawyer: [at the Montelli trial]... Your Honor, it is my intention to prove that Sonny Montelli is a victim of demonic possession - that is, possession by the Devil - and therefore innocent of the charges placed against him.::Judge: Mr. Booth, I admire your originality. If I accept your plea, regardless of verdict, every courtroom in this country would be inundated with pleas of demonic possession. Nobody would be guilty of anything anymore. Quite literally, "The Devil made me do it." You have three days to submit another plea, Mr. Booth.

Demons' Voice: [through Sonny's cassette player] Why didn't you pull the trigger? Why didn't you shoot that pig?

Demon: [Painted on Jan and Mark's wall] Dishonor, thy father. Pigs!

Jan Montelli: You put the fork here, stupid.::Mark Montelli: Shut Up! [Threatening Jan, with a fork]::Jan Montelli: Don't tell me, to shut up.

Dolores Montelli: [Anthony removes his belt, from his pants] Anthony, You can't do that. You can't do that, to the kids, no.::Jan Montelli: [Looking terrified] But daddy, it was the brushes, we didn't do it!::Anthony Montelli: Mark, you think, that's funny, huh?::[Smacks him with the belt]::Dolores Montelli: [Mark and Jan, running away screaming] WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HE CAN'T EVEN WRITE?::Anthony Montelli: What about her?::Dolores Montelli: DON'T TOUCH HER, DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!::Anthony Montelli: YOU FUCKIN' CUNT, YOU RUINED THIS HOUSE, GET OUTTA MY WAY!::Dolores Montelli: YOU LEAVE HERE ALONE!::[Anthony, smacks her, and storms out of the kids room]::Dolores Montelli: Kill you, I'll kill you, you...::[Growls in frustration]::Anthony Montelli: [Yelling at Jan] Where's your sister? You had somethin', to do with this?::[Delores, slashes his face, to prevent him from doing further damage]::Anthony Montelli: NO!::Dolores Montelli: You stop It!::Anthony Montelli: That's funny?::[Hitting Delores, with the belt]::Anthony Montelli: You think that's funny?::[Continues, belting Delores]::Anthony Montelli: That's Funny?::Dolores Montelli: You're a big man! Don't you hit 'em!

Anthony Montelli: JESUS H. CHRIST! WHAT DO YOU KIDS THINK THIS IS... A PLAYGROUND?::Jan Montelli: [crying] We didn't do it! We didn't do it!::Anthony Montelli: DON'T YOU LIE TO ME! [he slaps Jan]::Father Adamsky: Please, don't hit the child.::Anthony Montelli: Mister, this is none of your business! You hear that? I raise my children the way I see fit! Go do what you got to do, then go!

Sonny Montelli: [Possessed] You decided, to do this on your own. Without the support, of the church. You're disobeying, the church. Now, you're alone, Adamsky

Mark Montelli: What's that?::Father Adamsky: This is, a surplice.::Jan Montelli: Oh.::Father Adamsky: Oh, I bet you know, what this is, though?::Jan Montelli: I've seen it but, I don't know the name.::Father Adamsky: It's, a stole.::Jan Montelli: Oh.

Jan Montelli: [putting a plastic bag, over Mark's head] You're dead! You're dead.::Mark Montelli: You're scaring me, I can't breathe!::Jan Montelli: It's like, a movie. [removes the bag from Mark's head] Don't worry, it's okay. Here, you can give the glass. [kisses Mark] I love you.

The Dancing Princesses (1978)

Actors: Jacob Grimm (writer), Jim Dale (actor), Freddie Jones (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Wilhelm Grimm (writer), Gloria Grahame (actress), Jon Scoffield (director), Jon Scoffield (producer), Lesley Collier (actress), Jane Darling (actress), Terence Baker (producer), Jane Winchester (actress), Lavinia Lang (actress), Lorna Nathan (actress), Mo Willshire (actress),

Genres: Family, Musical,

Der müde Tod (1921)

Actors: Walter Janssen (actor), Walter Janssen (actor), Walter Janssen (actor), Paul Biensfeldt (actor), Louis Brody (actor), Walter Janssen (actor), Wilhelm Diegelmann (actor), Wilhelm Diegelmann (actor), Bernhard Goetzke (actor), Bernhard Goetzke (actor), Bernhard Goetzke (actor), Bernhard Goetzke (actor), Bernhard Goetzke (actor), Louis Brody (actor), Walter Janssen (actor),

Plot: As a young couple stops and rests in a small village inn, the man is abducted by Death and is sequestered behind a huge doorless, windowless wall. The woman finds a mystic entrance and is met by Death, who tells her three separate stories set in exotic locales, all involving circumstances similar to hers. In each story, a woman, trying to save her lover from his ultimate tragic fate, fails. The young lady realizes the meaning of the tales and takes the only step she can to reunite herself with her lover.

Keywords: caliph, candle, carnival-of-venice, cemetery, china, chinese-emperor, cross-dressing, death, death-of-loved-one, death-personified
Genres: Fantasy, Thriller,

Quotes:

Junge Maedchen: You dread, awful cactus, you!

The Prisoner of Zenda (1913)

Actors: Edwin S. Porter (director), Hugh Ford (director), Anders Randolf (actor), Henry Hebert (actor), Daniel Frohman (miscellaneous crew), David Torrence (actor), Hugh Ford (writer), Adolph Zukor (producer), Frank Shannon (actor), Albert W. Hale (producer), Anthony Hope (writer), William R. Randall (actor), Fraser Coalter (actor), Harry Hammill (actor), George Neville (actor),

Genres: Adventure,
Taglines: The tale of a man who was a KING, and a king who was a MAN.