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Jessica Ann Johnson (née Simpson; born July 10, 1980) is an American singer, songwriter, actress, reality television personality and fashion designer who made her debut in 1999. Since that time, Simpson has made many recordings, starred in several television shows, movies and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes and handbags for women. She has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including Operation Smile and a USO-hosted tour for troops stationed overseas. She started The Jessica Simpson Collection in 2006.
Actors: Leslie Jordan (actor), Jennifer Coolidge (actress), John Waters (actor), Elsa Ramo (miscellaneous crew), Deborah Theaker (actress), Ash Christian (writer), Ash Christian (producer), Ash Christian (director), Heather Matarazzo (producer), Heather Matarazzo (actress), Kimberly Lynn Campbell (actress), Brett Donowho (actor), Charles Solomon Jr. (producer), Charles Solomon Jr. (actor), Anne Clements (producer),
Plot: Mangus Spedgwick has had one dream his whole life... He wants to be Jesus - in his high school's annual production of "Jesus Christ Spectacular", that is. When unforeseen circumstances strike, Mangus loses the role, which was a Spedgewick family tradition. Will he get to be their towns first crippled Jesus? Not without a hard fight, a road trip and breaking the law a few times along the way.
Keywords: accident, audition, bar, brother-sister-relationship, character-name-in-title, cigarette-smoking, dancing, drugs, exclamation-point-in-title, family-relationshipsActors: Barney Sumac (miscellaneous crew), Johnny Castle (actor), Rocco Reed (actor), Scott Styles (actor), Gracie Glam (actress), Melessia Hayden (actress), Kiera King (actress), Jessica Lynn (actress), Rachel Roxx (actress), Stuart Canterbury (producer), Stuart Canterbury (director), Joey Brass (actor), Hal Capone (miscellaneous crew), Scarlet Begonia (editor),
Genres: Adult,Actors: Mike Myers (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Val Kilmer (actor), Boyd Banks (actor), Jim Gaffigan (actor), Omid Djalili (actor), Rob Huebel (actor), Ben Kingsley (actor), Stephen Colbert (actor), Rick Cordeiro (actor), Seán Cullen (actor), Verne Troyer (actor), Justin Timberlake (actor),
Plot: Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
Keywords: abomination, accident, acronym, actor-playing-himself, actress-playing-herself, altoids, animal-sex, apology, arena, bad-tasteActors: Tara Sands (actress), Andrew Bowen (actor), Andrew Bowen (actor), Andrew Bowen (actor), Catherine Reitman (actress), Catherine Reitman (actress), Catherine Reitman (actress), Alissa Dean (actress), Alissa Dean (actress), Alissa Dean (actress), Daniel R. Suhart (miscellaneous crew), Donald L. West (producer), Danielle Weeks (actress), Danielle Weeks (actress), Danielle Weeks (actress),
Genres: Comedy,Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think, my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs? I got twenty but who cares?
No big deal, I want more
I wanna be, where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin'
Walkin' around on those
Whad'ya call 'em?
Oh, feet, flippin' your fins you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
Strollin' along down a
What's that word again, street
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be part of that world?
What would I give, if I could live
Outta these waters?
What would I pay, to spend a day
Warm on the sand?
Betcha on land, they understand
Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women, sick o' swimmin'
Ready to stand
And I'm ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it
What's the word? Burn?
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea, wish I could be