Disney Detention (2013)

Actors: Kamber Hejlik (producer), Kamber Hejlik (director), Laney Sifford (producer), Cathrine Berkowitz (writer), Justin Hoogeveen (editor), Kaitlyn Powell (actress), Emalynn Goddard (actress), Devin Bright (actor), Kennedy Rogers (actress), Siena Wilson (actress), Sanai Bobbitt (actress), Tre' Kirton (actor), Jack Thomas Etheridge (actor), Jack Burroughs (actor), Ava Dunkel (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular (2010)

Actors: Cameron Diaz (actress), Eddie Murphy (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Jon Hamm (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Aron Warner (actor), Mark Moseley (miscellaneous crew), Daniel Inkeles (miscellaneous crew), William Steig (writer), Walt Dohrn (actor), Walt Dohrn (writer), Walt Dohrn (director),

Plot: Donkey suggests everyone sing Christmas carols. Donkey sings "It's the Most Wonderful Time". Shrek, Fiona, the Ogre children, and the army of ogres sing an ogre version of "Jingle Bells" (i.e. "Bug Cocoon, Lick the spoon. Try our cricket slurp). Puss in Boots sings "Feliz Navidad", although he titles it "Fleas Navidad". Then everyone sings "Jingle Bell Rock", but they title it "Fairy Tale Rock".

Keywords: christmas
Genres: Animation, Family, Short,

Scared Shrekless (2010)

Actors: Mike Myers (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Kristen Schaal (actress), Conrad Vernon (actor), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mark M. Tokunaga (miscellaneous crew), Cody Cameron (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Aron Warner (actor), Devon Werkheiser (actor), Devon Werkheiser (actor), Sean Bishop (actor), Sean Bishop (actor), Sean Bishop (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Pinocchio: Eww! I'm too young to have termites!::The Cricket: I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket.::Pinocchio: You were the voice in my head this whole time?::The Cricket: That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in...::[Pinocchio squashes him]::Shrek: The end.::Pinocchio: That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone!::Shrek: Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience!::[shows Pinocchio a cricket in his hand]

Shrek: Oh, wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.::Princess Fiona: Happy Halloween, everyone.::Donkey: Oh, man.::Gingerbread Man: [to Donkey] I thought you said this was gonna scare 'em.

Pinocchio: [hanging by his string, Shrek closes curtain on him] Hey! I worked hard on this costume!

Donkey: Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?::Princess Fiona: Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.::Shrek: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.::Donkey: I beat we can find something that will scare the pants off you!::Wolf: Which would scare me.::Shrek: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?::Donkey: All of us telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared.::Puss in Boots: Yes! Stories to make your blood run cold!::Donkey: Yeah!::Puss in Boots: Stories to terrify you.::Donkey: Yeah!::Puss in Boots: And whoever shall last through the night shall be called the king of Halloween.::Shrek: I accept.::Donkey: We doubly accept.

Shrek: Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.::Pinocchio: Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!::Wolf: This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.::Pinocchio: Actually, if you look at it with *my* perspective...::Gingerbread Man: Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares! Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true! Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night...

Gingerbread Man: Wait! More sugar.::Muffin Man: But that is not the recipe.::Gingerbread Man: Trust me, Muffin Man, this girl's gotta be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever.::Muffin Man: I must warn you, Gingy. No one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!::Gingerbread Man: Just put her in the oven.

Puss in Boots: Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!::Donkey: Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?::Puss in Boots: Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!::Donkey: Oh, man.::Puss in Boots: You were paralyzed!::Donkey: [screams]::Puss in Boots: It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.::Waffle: I want revenge!::Puss in Boots: The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?::Donkey: No!::Puss in Boots: And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!::Donkey: No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!::Waffle: [swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!::Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again.

Shrek: [Castle Duloc has become run-down; to Donkey] Look! It's that little thingy you love so much, remember?::Creepy Clockwork Chorus: [Shrek pulls the lever on the Information Booth, and the same mechanized marionettes pop out singing, this time looking very deranged] Welcome to Duloc/It's a creepy town/It was once pristine/Now it's all run down. We will chop off your head/And then laugh when you're dead/Duloc is a creepy place.::Creepy Clockwork Chorus: Come on in with your head,/Come lie down, break your... face/Duloc is... Duloc is... Duloc is a cre-py... place!::Shrek: [booth takes their picture, captioning it "Get Out"] Ooh! Let's do that again!::Donkey: NO!

Pinocchio: [possessed] When you wish upon a star, you get lots of stuff!

Shrek Forever After (2010)

Actors: Frank Welker (actor), Julie Andrews (actress), Craig Robinson (actor), Ryan Seacrest (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Regis Philbin (actor), Jon Hamm (actor), Larry King (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), John Cleese (actor), Kathy Griffin (actress), Cameron Diaz (actress),

Plot: A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away -- where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met -- he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love.

Keywords: 1st-birthday, 3d, 3d-sequel-to-2d-film, alternate-world, ambush, armor, based-on-book, based-on-fairy-tale, battle, best-friend
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Final Chapter The fairy tale is ogre It's ain't ogre... til it's ogre Bake no prisoners Waffles in the face of danger Feed me if you dare! Where my witches at? What the Shrek just happened?

Quotes:

Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.::Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous. [Both laugh]

Shrek: Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.

Butterpants: Do the roar!

Donkey: Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.::Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?::Donkey: I do?::Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.::Donkey: I'm a daddy?

Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.

Shrek: Okay, I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks and this boy kept saying 'do the roar! do the roar!' Then I punched the cake that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole.

[last lines]::Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.::Princess Fiona: You did.::Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.

Shrek: There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?

Donkey: I'm a daddy?

Shrek: [upon seeing the obese Puss] Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa... [Puss gives a stinky look] fa... ncy!::Puss in Boots: Do I know you?::Shrek: Where's your hat? Where's your belt? Your wee little boots?::Puss in Boots: Boots? For a cat? Ha!::Shrek: But you're Puss in Boots.::Puss in Boots: Maybe once. But that is a name I have outgrown.::Shrek: That's not the only thing you've outgrown.::Puss in Boots: Hey! I may have let myself go a little since my retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. [a mouse runs up and drinks from Puss' bowl] Eh. I'll get him later.

Shrek the Halls (2007)

Actors: Mike Myers (actor), Harry Gregson-Williams (composer), Antonio Banderas (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mark M. Tokunaga (miscellaneous crew), Cody Cameron (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Chris Miller (miscellaneous crew), Aron Warner (actor), Aron Warner (producer), Sean Bishop (writer), Sean Bishop (actor), Marissa Jaret Winokur (actress),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Short,

Quotes:

Donkey: My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.

Shrek: [Entering shop] Oh, good, you're still open!::Bookstore Clerk: No. No. Uh, we're closing now. Merry Christmas! [starts pushing Shrek out the door]::Shrek: [pushes door open] Wait! Wait! I need your help. I have to make a Christmas and I have no idea what it is or how to do it.::Bookstore Clerk: [excited] Why didn't you say so? That's super! I know all about Christmas, and I have just the book for you: 'Christmas For Village Idiots.'

Shrek: T'was the night before Christmas, not a swamp rat did creep / As mother and babe played kazoo in their sleep / Now, the sight of the house would make any ogre droop / For it was sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop / Yet who is arriving to help this lost cause? / The foul, the vile... and handsome Ogre Claus!::Shrek: [as Ogre Claus] Hey. How's it going?::Shrek: He looked all around and scratched at his beard / and said... and said...::Shrek: [as Ogre Claus] This place is worse than I thought... uh, feared!::Shrek: So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face / And let loose a...::[Loud belch]::Shrek: ...That transformed the place / With a gleam in his eye, his work here was done / And then to the babies he gave one by one / A festering bottle of stinky swamp juice / And for mommy a kiss and a good Christmas goose.::[Motions to goose Fiona, but then pulls out a goose]::Shrek: [as Ogre Claus] 325 degrees, 20 minutes per pound.::Shrek: Then digging a finger inside of his nose / and giving a nod up the chimney he rose / And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight / Smelly Christmas to all / And to all a gross night!

Puss in Boots: In my homeland, we tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicolas / He's not made of waffles / This Santa was suave / He was nothing like that / The Santa I know / Was a hot Latin cat! / He was dressed all in fur / From his head to his paws / And he stood there heroic, / A real Santa... Claws. / Red are his boots / And so is his cape; / His sword is a cane / That tastes like crabcake. / He wears a fine belt / And a leather cravat / And there's a cute, fuzzy thing / Which hangs down from his... hat.::[purring and tapping on bell]::Puss in Boots: [Comes to] I have shamed myself.

Donkey: Oh, man, it's finally here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready?::Shrek: No.::Donkey: You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree?::Shrek: No!::Donkey: Or figgified your pudding?::Shrek: Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!

Donkey: Yeah? Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas. And if you think I am going to give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken.::Shrek: You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!::Donkey: Fine! I'm going!::Shrek: Good! Then go!::Donkey: You go and have yourself a merry Christmas, Ebeneezer Shrek!::Shrek: And a Bah Humbug to you, too!

Gingerbread Man: I don't feel so good. [throws up] I feel better now.::Donkey: Ooh, a chocolate chip! [eats Gingy's throw-up]

Princess Fiona: I have to go back to the house now.::Shrek: I'm surprised we still have a house to go back to.

[after Gingy tells of how Santa ate his girlfriend]::Donkey: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Now, you know that's not how it happened.::Gingerbread Man: You weren't there!

Princess Fiona: [about Shrek's decorations] It's beautiful.::Shrek: It's passable.::Donkey: It's horrible! Usually they just throw toilet paper and run away, but whoever did this means business!

Shrek the Third (2007)

Actors: Seth Rogen (actor), Justin Timberlake (actor), Ian McShane (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Regis Philbin (actor), Mike Myers (actor), John Krasinski (actor), Eric Idle (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Larry King (actor), Rupert Everett (actor), John Cleese (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor),

Plot: When Fiona's father and King of Far Far Away passes away, the clumsy Shrek becomes the immediate successor of the throne. However, Shrek decides to find the legitimate heir Artie in a distant kingdom with his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to be able return to his beloved house in the swamp with the pregnant Fiona. Meanwhile, the envious and ambitious Prince Charming joins the villains of the fairytales plotting a coup d'état to become the new king.

Keywords: air-raid, animate-tree, audition, baby, baby-shower, backstage, based-on-fairy-tale, based-on-novel, beach, betrayal
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Who's ready for Thirds? He's in for the royal treatment The Wait is Ogre! Cookies that talk. Trees that walk. Donkeys on deck. It must be... Shrek! A family movie you will want to see ogre, and ogre, and ogre again The best Shrek yet! For the funniest happily ever after.

Quotes:

Gingy: [At Fiona's baby shower, giving her a baby carrier] The baby's gonna love it because I do!

Donkey: [Reading Sign] Wer-sestor-shiray? Sounds fancy!::Shrek: No, it's Worcestershire.::Donkey: Like the Sauce? Spicy!

Artie: You know, Shrek, you're all right. You just need to do a little less yelling, and use more soap.::Shrek: Thanks, Artie.::Artie: The soap is because you stink. Really bad.::Shrek: Yeah, I got that.

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?::Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not::Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?::Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.::Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!::Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably::Prince Charming: Stop it!::Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was::[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]::Pinocchio: That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.

Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!::Puss in Boots: At least you don't look like a bloated roadside piñata. You really need to go on a diet.::Donkey: And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty!

Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries. [Shrek then throws Puss out. Puss does his cat screech, then the eyes]

Donkey: [to Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.

Donkey: [Hook's men wheel his piano in during the fight] Look out! They got a piano!

Ship Captain: [in a menacing growl] You're finished.::[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]::Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh... with your journey. [points to land]

Shrek 2 (2004)

Actors: Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Julie Andrews (actress), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mike Myers (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), John Cleese (actor), Rupert Everett (actor), Larry King (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Jennifer Saunders (actress), Joan Rivers (actress),

Plot: Shrek has rescued Princess Fiona, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey set off to Far, Far Away to meet Fiona's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Shrek and the King find it hard to get along, and there's tension in the marriage. It's not just the family who are unhappy. Prince Charming returns from a failed attempt at rescuing Fiona, and works alongside his mother, the Fairy Godmother, to try and find a way to get Shrek away from Fiona.

Keywords: 3d-animation, arm-wrestling, arrogance, assassin, bar, based-on-book, based-on-fairy-tale, battle, best-friend, blind
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: In summer 2004, they're back for more.... Once upon another time... Not so far, far away...

Quotes:

Fairy Godmother: Remember, happiness is just a teardrop away...

Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?::Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.

[Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona]::Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry... [breaks down sobbing]

Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?::Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

[first lines]::Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!::Wolf: What?::Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?::Wolf: NO!::Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?::Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.::Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?

Shrek: The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.

Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays.

[to Donkey, when Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are at a bar]::The Ugly Stepsister: Why the long face?

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.::Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

Shrek (2001)

Actors: Conrad Vernon (writer), Jeffrey Katzenberg (producer), Elisa Gabrielli (actress), Mike Myers (actor), Cameron Diaz (actress), Steven Spielberg (producer), Kathleen Freeman (actress), Jim Cummings (actor), Charles Dennis (actor), Vincent Cassel (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), John Lithgow (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), John Powell (composer), Harry Gregson-Williams (composer),

Plot: When a green ogre called Shrek discovers his swamp has been 'swamped' with all sorts of fairytale creatures by the scheming Lord Farquaad, Shrek sets out, with a very loud donkey by his side, to 'persuade' Farquaad to give his swamp back. Instead, a deal is made. Farquaad, who wants to become the King, sends Shrek to rescue Princess Fiona, who is waiting for her one true love. But once they head back with Fiona, it starts to become apparent that not only does Shrek like Fiona, but Fiona is keeping something secret.

Keywords: accordion, alienation, altered-version-of-studio-logo, anachronism, animal-attack, anti-hero, arm-ripped-off, armor, awkward-silence, based-on-book
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The greatest fairy tale never told. It's COOL The Prince isn't charming. The Princess isn't sleeping. The sidekick isn't helping. The ogre is the hero. Fairy tales will never be the same again. Its Big!

Quotes:

Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up!

Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!::[nose grows]::Captain of Guards: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Captain of Guards: [as Donkey flies through the air on pixie dust] He can talk!::Donkey: That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha! [pixie dust wears off] Uh-oh!

Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

Shrek: [to Donkey] WHY are you following me?::Donkey: Oh, I'll tell you why.::[starts to sing]::Donkey: 'Cause I'm all alone / There's no one here beside me / My problems have all gone / There's no one to deride me! / But ya gotta have friends...::Shrek: STOP SINGING! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!::Donkey: Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!

Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?::Shrek: That would be my home.::Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

[eyeing the "KEEP OUT" signs surrounding Shrek's home]::Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?::Shrek: I like my privacy.::Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...::[big awkward silence ensues]::Donkey: ...Can I stay with you?::Shrek: What?::Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?::Shrek: Of course!::Donkey: Really?::Shrek: NO!::Donkey: Please! I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!... Well, maybe you do... but that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay!

Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

[Shrek discovers the seven dwarves have placed Snow White on his kitchen table]::Shrek: Oh, no no no no! Dead broad OFF the table!::Dwarf: Well, where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!::Shrek: Huh? [rushes over to his bed to find... ]::Big Bad Wolf: What?

Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.::Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess.::Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.::Donkey: How do you know that?::Shrek: I read it in a book once.::Donkey: Cool! You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs!