The Graduates (2008)

Actors: Josh Folan (actor), Arnon Z. Shorr (miscellaneous crew), Ryan Gielen (director), Ryan Gielen (producer), Ryan Gielen (writer), Holly Lynn Ellis (producer), Holly Lynn Ellis (actress), Stephanie Lynn (actress), Joshua Sterling Bragg (miscellaneous crew), Max Lodge (actor), Rachel Kiri Walker (actress), Brian W. Seibert (actor), Blake Merriman (actor), Dennis Hill (actor), Brian W. Seibert (producer),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Careful, we don't want to learn from this...

Quotes:

Nickie: Dude, she's so hot, I just wanna, like... dunk her head in the toilet.::Ben: That's is the worst thing I've ever heard. Do you realize that just came out of your mouth?

Megs: What does she have that I don't?::Rachel: Cigarettes. We should buy cigarettes.::Beth-Anne: You don't even smoke, Rachel.::Rachel: Just because I haven't smoked doesn't mean I'm not gonna love it, Beth-Anne! Jesus F-ing Christ!

Jesse Swomley: Come on, let's go get some mojitos at the Greene Turtle.

Nickie: Suck on that, Soccer Fags!

Annie: Come here, we should be cuddle buddies.::Ben: Again?

Stuart: Who are you?::Mike 'The Resonator' Resniski: I'm the Ghost of Senior Week's Past.::Stuart: No way.::Mike 'The Resonator' Resniski: You like mushrooms?

Nickie: [pulling pill bottles from his bag] Ritalin. Zoloft. Ambien. Aderol. Prozak. Ibuprofen.::Andy: What's the ibuprofen for?::Nickie: I get headaches from all the meds.

Annie: Yeah, they cuffed me, but I was crying so hard they didn't even take my name.::Mattie: Must be nice, man.::Annie: What?::Mattie: Having tits.

Ben: You ungrateful bitches! I got us the house, I got us the car, I got us the beer! And for what? For this?

Mattie: Ben, what's with you and all this Senior Week shit, man?::Ben: I just wanted us all to have a good time together before we... before we...::Andy: Before we go to college in the fall and never see each other again?::Mattie: Thanks, douche.

Mail Order Bride (2003)

Actors: Danny Aiello (actor), Aleksandr Lazarev (actor), Artie Lange (actor), Vincent Pastore (actor), Aleksandr Pashutin (actor), Ivana Milicevic (actress), Valentin Smirnitskiy (actor), Jackie Martling (actor), Roman Madyanov (actor), Frank Gorshin (actor), Raymond Serra (actor), Andrey Merzlikin (actor), Nikolay Chindyaykin (actor), Kamal Ahmed (actor), Anatoliy Belyy (actor),

Plot: When Toni discovers several of his men have been scammed by a Russian mail-order bride who?s escaped back to Russia, he decides to send his troublesome nephew, Anthony Santini to bring back the girl and the money. Only, Anthony Santini can?t seem to get the mob thing right.

Keywords: mail-order-bride, mobster, moscow-russia, russian-mafia
Genres: Comedy,

Some Body (2001)

Actors: James Franco (actor), Val Lauren (actor), Henry Barrial (producer), Kenneth Moskow (actor), Henry Barrial (writer), Henry Barrial (director), Sean Michael Allen (actor), Mark Stolaroff (producer), Peter Broderick (producer), Gerry Katzman (actor), Matt Casado (actor), Faleena Hopkins (actress), Niklaus Lange (actor), Geoffrey Pepos (composer), Geoffrey Pepos (producer),

Plot: Samantha is a schoolteacher lost in the netherworld of her late 20's - no longer young but not yet middle aged. She leaves her long-time boyfriend, who she's been living with in a "brother and sister" relationship for quite some time. Wanting change and searching for an elusive happiness, Samantha strikes out on her own. But she quickly finds the regeneration she seeks can be far from romantic. From the classrooms filled with smiling children, to the crowded bars of Los Angeles, Samantha goes looking for life; its fun, its love, its passion, and its meaning. This is a film about what she found.

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: some love some lies some sex

Tusindfryd (1998)

Actors: Sedsel Andersen (miscellaneous crew), Dick Kaysø (actor), Karen-Lise Mynster (actress), Allan Olsen (actor), Hans-Erik Philip (composer), Pernille Højmark (actress), Lene Brøndum (actress), Ole Lemmeke (actor), Vibeke Gad (writer), Vibeke Gad (director), Julie Carlsen (actress), Lone Goldie Møller (miscellaneous crew), Aase Holm (editor), Jette Riesgaard (miscellaneous crew), Martha Christensen (writer),

Genres: ,

Satisfaction (1988)

Actors: Liam Neeson (actor), Deborah Harry (actress), Helen Kelly (actress), Aaron Spelling (producer), Armyan Bernstein (producer), Julia Roberts (actress), Justine Bateman (actress), Michel Colombier (composer), Scott Coffey (actor), Michael DeLorenzo (actor), Cynnie Troup (miscellaneous crew), Steve Cropper (actor), Renate Kamer (miscellaneous crew), Joel Goodman (editor), Alan Greisman (actor),

Plot: A group of teenagers have a band, Mystery, with Jennie as the lead singer. They go to a bar at the coast and play during the summer. Jennie falls in love with the owner of the bar, Martin. They get an offer to play in Europe and perhaps become famous. But are they ready for it?

Keywords: audition, bar, beach, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, doberman, dog, female-bonding, female-friendship, female-protagonist, fictional-band
Genres: Comedy, Music, Romance,
Taglines: One Band. One Dream. One Summer. These Girls Just Wanna Have Fun To get it, you've got to go for it.

Quotes:

Josh: I want you to know I think you're really different.::Daryle Shane: I can work really hard to be the same.

Billy talking to the dog on the beach: Wanna know what it's like to be me dog? No? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. Being me is like... being me is like... ah geez I forget

Billy: Look at all these FuFus man...

Daryle: Well I just figured that Rome, Paris & Bulgaria sound pretty good::Billy: What Bulgaria? Bulgaria's not in Europe.::Daryle: Of course it is stupid::Billy: You're ass...

Daryle: Think of all the clothes I could have bought in Europe::Billy: Ahh forget it. None of us speak European anyway

[at the preppy pool party]::Jennie: Where's the dip?::Billy: All the dips are dancing

Martin Falcon: [walks in, drunken, to find his guard dog soothed by intruders] What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!

Martin Falcon: [Martin walks into his house, drunken, to find a group of strangers] Oh great, I'm being robbed again, aren't I? Go Hamlet, kill, kill!::Martin Falcon: [Martin realizes his guard dog is soothed by intruders] What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!::Daryle Shane: You have a lovely house sir.::Martin Falcon: Thank you. What's, what's the number to the police?::Nickie: 911.::Mooch: Shhh! Don't tell him!::Billy: [Martin dials] Wait! Before you do that, can you write right here, 'To Billie, I'll never forget last night... '::Martin Falcon: [Puts down the phone] Was that you?::Jennie: Excuse me sir, are you Martin Falcon?::Martin Falcon: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

Mooch: What do I look like? The Shell Answer Man...

Daryle Shane: Okay. We're going in there now, and anybody who doesn't act elegant is a douchebag.

Emanon (1987)

Actors: Jason Stuart (actor), Steven Paul (actor), Gene Collins (actor), Patrick Wright (actor), Steven Paul (producer), Tim Colceri (actor), Tallie Cochrane (actress), Eric M. Breiman (actor), Ellen Gerstein (actress), Lennie Niehaus (composer), Jon Greene (actor), Bonnie Paul (actress), Jeremy Miller (actor), Don Daniel (actor), Hank Paul (producer),

Genres: ,

The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

Actors: Michael Rubbo (director), Michael Rubbo (writer), Michael Hogan (actor), Vojtech Jasný (writer), Rock Demers (producer), Rock Demers (producer), Helen Hughes (actress), Griffith Brewer (actor), Bernard Lamy (miscellaneous crew), Doug Smith (actor), Lewis Furey (composer), Harry Hill (actor), Andrée Pelletier (writer), Nicole Robert (producer), Terrence Labrosse (actor),

Plot: Peanut butter is the secret ingredient for magic potions made by two friendly ghosts. Eleven-year-old Michael loses all of his hair when he gets a fright and uses the potion to get his hair back, but too much peanut butter causes things to get a bit hairy.

Keywords: 11-year-old, absurdism, art-class, artist, bald, bald-child, baldness, bicycle, blender, boy
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: A hair-raising comedy aventure

Quotes:

Student: [about Mikey's hair] Sir, it's moving!::Teacher: It's not moving; it's just too long.::Michael: It was short this morning.::Teacher: Nonsense! What kind of a dodo do you take me for? Human hair grows only half an inch a month, no more.::Michael: Not my hair, Sir.

Sergio: [to a group of children he has kidnapped] Quiet! Or I'll put you in the net!

Principal: I found out that you've been kicked out of two schools, that you've faked famous paintings, and that you've changed your name and appearance four times. AND you claim to be Rembrandt's great-great-great-great grandson.::Sergio: I am a great teacher. I am a great artist. I am a great-great-great-GREAT GRANDSON! Paris, Milano, Veroncia!

Sweet Secrets (1977)

Actors: Joey Silvera (actor), Laurien Dominique (actress), Sunshine (actress), Jeremy Slade (actor), Donald Wright (actor), Ann Hess (actress), Karla (actress), Rita Lanning (actress), Astrid Larsson (actress), Barbara Robbins (actress), Victoria Taylor (actress), Violette Wilde (actress), Paul Weissburg (producer), Robert Mullins (writer), Phillip Barris (composer),

Genres: Adult,
Taglines: Sweet Secrets: Everybody has them... The Sweet Taste of Sweet Places and Sweet Secrets

Pier 13 (1940)

Actors: Charles D. Brown (actor), Maurice Cass (actor), Chick Chandler (actor), Frank Darien (actor), Hal K. Dawson (actor), Edward Earle (actor), Douglas Fowley (actor), Sherry Hall (actor), Louis Jean Heydt (actor), Hamilton MacFadden (actor), Mantan Moreland (actor), Adrian Morris (actor), Lloyd Nolan (actor), Oscar O'Shea (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor),

Genres: Mystery,

Three Fingered Jenny (1916)

Actors: Edward LeSaint (director), William Garwood (actor), Carmen Phillips (actress), Harvey Gates (writer), Albert MacQuarrie (actor), Stella LeSaint (actress), Laura Oakley (actress), Malcolm Blevins (actor), Master Holbrook (actor),

Genres: Short,