Glendora

A Fairy's Tale (2008)

Actors: Zach McGowan (actor), Vicente Avella (composer), Emily McGregor (writer), Shane Salk (actor), Michelle Lawrence (actress), Heather Nichols (actress), Talmadge Ragan (actress), Wladyslaw Czerski (producer), Wladyslaw Czerski (writer), Laura Jones (director), Laura Jones (writer), Oa Yuvarnavandhana (editor), Gregg Lawrence (actor), Howard Lin (producer), Jarrett Barker (actor),

Genres: Fantasy, Short,

2001 Maniacs (2005)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), David F. Friedman (producer), Scott Spiegel (actor), Christa Campbell (actress), Peter Stormare (actor), Tim Sullivan (actor), Bill McKinney (actor), Giuseppe Andrews (actor), Eli Roth (actor), Robert Englund (actor), Kane Hodder (actor), Johnny Legend (actor), Isaac C. Singleton Jr. (actor), Scott Spiegel (producer), Eli Roth (producer),

Plot: While traveling on vacation to Florida, the college friends Anderson Lee, Cory Jones and Nelson Elliot meet the gorgeous Joey and Kat in a gas station traveling with their gay friend Ricky to the same location. Anderson gives his phone number to Joey in Florida. The teenagers decide to take a shortcut and they find a detour through an old road leading to the Southern town of Pleasant Valley. They are welcomed by the local Mayor Buckman as guests of honor together with Joey, Kat, Ricky and the Afro-American biker Malcolm and his Chinese girlfriend Leah and invited to stay for their Guts and Glory Jubilee with free lodging, meals and booze at Granny Boone's hotel, and dancing, games and a mouth-watering barbecue in the climax of the jubilee. The group accepts the invitation but sooner they find who will supply the meat for the feast.

Keywords: acid, adolescent-boy, anal-sex, animal-cruelty, armadillo, barbecue, barbed-wire, bare-butt, bestiality, blindfold
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: You are what THEY eat! The south will rise again!

Quotes:

[first lines]::Professor Ackerman: Unprecedented, historical categories. More Americans died in the so-called Civil War than in the two World Wars combined. 618,000. Although popular media usually portrays the Civil War as a series of epic battles for honor and glory the reality is far from either. General Sherman's march through South Carolina alone cost over 8,000 innocent Southerners their lives.

Nelson: I love the smell of cow shit in the morning. Take it all in boys. Sniff it. All right, all right, all right.::Cory: I know what I am gonna write my term paper on. "Cow Shit of the South: The Smell of Victory."::Nelson: Dudes! The whole point was getting away from history class.

Cory: [looking at a map] The way I see it... if we drive through the night we'll be quaffing beers by noon and boffing chicks by 5:00.

Gas Station Attendant: Pushin' up daisies by midnight.

Rufus: Any more luggage, boy?::Malcolm: Boy? Ain't y'all motherfuckers ever heard of the Civil Rights Movement?::Rufus: Is that like anything like a bowel movement?

Kat: Is this some hillbilly reality show type of thing?::Harper Alexander: You know this is Georgia, Miss Pussycat.

Harper Alexander: My daddy proposed to my mama right here on this spot.::Kat: My daddy proposed to my mom in the back of a '69 Chevy.

Kat: [about to be drawn and quartered] I think this might be taking it just a little bit too far.::Harper Alexander: Frankly, Miss Pussy, I don't give a damn.

Rufus: Now. Daddy. Daddy, don't mind Lester none. I got full confidence in him.::Mayor Buckman: Son, one time I had full confidence in a fart. Shit all over myself.

[Ricky is about to get skewered]::Mayor Buckman: I see our barb-a-cuties got the skewering rod raring to go.