Ride with Us (2014)

Actors: Brian Lowe (actor), Brian Lowe (editor), Brian Lowe (director), Brian Lowe (writer), Brian Lowe (producer), Drew Beaty (producer), Drew Beaty (actor), Drew Beaty (writer), Drew Beaty (composer), Jimmie Clifton (producer), Jimmie Clifton (actor), Ronald M. Jr. Jennings (actor), Viviana Velez (actor), Ronald M. Jr. Jennings (producer), Shiah Goldberg (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: The job is simple, don't get caught.

Never Innocent (2013)

Actors: Peter McAllum (actor), Yolandi Franken (producer), Mike Duncan (actor), Michael Samer (director), Michael Samer (writer), Michael Samer (editor), Michael Samer (producer), Aaron Glenane (actor), Ben Ryan (miscellaneous crew), Dan Mor (actor), Ryan Tarran (actor), Robert Wayne Luxford (actor), Rebecca Murphy (actress), Max Brown (actor), Kieran Duke Burns (actor),

Genres: Action,

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Mallick: I have a job offer for you. There's a package in a safe that I can't get to. I hear that you're the man who can do that job.

3 Regeln (2013)

Actors: Christoph Drobig (director), Christoph Drobig (producer), Christoph Drobig (actor), Christoph Drobig (writer), Axel Melzener (writer), Leander Modersohn (actor), Christian Viktor Keune (actor), Daniel Helbig (writer), Christoph Brosius (producer), Daniel Helbig (producer), Martin Wiese (composer), Christoph Brosius (director), Christoph Brosius (editor), Franziska Baldt (costume designer), Natalie Novag (actress),

Genres: Crime, Short,

High Five LA (2011)

Actors: Frederick Dechow (actor), Joshua Robinson (director), Joey Bybee (actor), Nicholas Gassaway (producer), Kristina Gorolevich (producer), Jarrett Begick (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Becoming Roman (2009)

Actors: Leonardo Genzon (editor), Leonardo Genzon (producer), Scott Gerard (actor), Nathan Morse (writer), Nathan Morse (director), Nathan Morse (producer), Johnny Polygon (actor), Ricardo Genzon (producer), Rosa Martinez-Genzon (miscellaneous crew), Eric Coleman (composer), Jesse Garrett (composer), Big Bennett Bionic (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Roman: Et tu, lefty.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Actors: Gerardo Vigil (actor), Julio Oscar Mechoso (actor), Danny Trejo (actor), Pedro Armendáriz Jr. (actor), José Luis Avendaño (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Mickey Rourke (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Rubén Blades (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Dagoberto Gama (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Miguel Couturier (actor), Enrique Iglesias (actor), Salma Hayek (actress),

Plot: In the third movie of Rodriguez's "Mariachi" trilogy, a Mexican drug lord pretends to overthrow the Mexican government, and is connected to a corrupt CIA agent who at that time, demands retribution from his worst enemy to carry out the drug lord's uprising against the government.

Keywords: action-hero, amplifier, anti-hero, arm, assassination-attempt, banquet, bar, bar-shootout, battle, bazooka
Genres: Action, Thriller,
Taglines: The Time Has Come.

Quotes:

Left Nut: I was tortured once... I didn't like it. You know what the really fucked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.

[last lines]::Carolina: [in Spanish]::[subtitled version]::Carolina: What do you want in life?::El Mariachi: To be free...::Carolina: Simple.::El Mariachi: No.

Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?::Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN::Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say.

Agent Sands: [Hands the bar keep a lunch box] I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars.

Agent Sands: Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?

[El meets Cucuy in the middle of town]::Cucuy: There's cartel on every corner.::El Mariachi: Sands told me you handle protection.::Cucuy: I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye.::[Cucuy grabs his arm]::Cucuy: There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.::El Mariachi: And if I don't?::Cucuy: Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?::El Mariachi: Would you kill them?::Cucuy: Me?::[Points to his men]::Cucuy: They certainly would.::El Mariachi: Then I guess I have no choice... but to kill you all.

[upon finding something hidden in a corpse's hollow eye socket]::Agent Sands: Well, I guess I should thank you for not sticking it up your ass.

[first lines]::Agent Sands: I never heard of him.::Belini: Who?::Agent Sands: The man you recommended.::Belini: The guitar fighter?

[standing in front of Sands with no eyes]::Ajedrez: See anything you like?::[shoots her in the stomach]::Agent Sands: No.

Agent Sands: Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out.

Desperado (1995)

Actors: Robert Rodriguez (producer), Robert Rodriguez (editor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Quentin Tarantino (actor), Danny Trejo (actor), Robert Rodriguez (director), Joaquim de Almeida (actor), Salma Hayek (actress), Carlos Gómez (actor), Mike Moroff (actor), Enrique Iglesias (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Miguel Gurza (miscellaneous crew), Robert Rodriguez (writer),

Plot: With this sequel to his prize-winning independent previous film, "El Mariachi," director Robert Rodriquez joins the ranks of Sam Peckinpah and John Woo as a master of slick, glamorized ultra-violence. We pick up the story as a continuation of "El Mariachi," where an itinerant musician, looking for work, gets mistaken for a hitman and thereby entangled in a web of love, corruption, and death. This time, he is out to avenge the murder of his lover and the maiming of his fretting hand, which occurred at the end of the earlier movie. However, the plot is recapitulated, and again, a case of mistaken identity leads to a very high body count, involvement with a beautiful woman who works for the local drug lord, and finally, the inevitable face-to-face confrontation and bloody showdown.

Keywords: action-hero, actor-plays-character-with-same-name, ambush, anti-hero, armored-car, bar, bar-fight, bar-shootout, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: He came back to settle the score with someone. Anyone. EVERYONE. When the smoke clears, it just means he's reloading. The explosive new film from Robert Rodriguez

Quotes:

Short Bartender: ¡Matalo! [kill him]::El Mariachi: Not yet.

El Mariachi: You know, it's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than to create.

El Mariachi: [praying] Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am.

Tourist Girl: And, your beer tastes like piss.::Short Bartender: We know.::Tavo: 'Cause we piss in it!::Short Bartender: That's not all!

Pick-up Guy: This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy."

El Mariachi: Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.::Buscemi: No shit!

El Mariachi: Carolina, did I thank you?::Carolina: No.::El Mariachi: I will.

Short Bartender: [nervous] Is there something in the guitar case?::El Mariachi: Yeah.::Short Bartender: What?::El Mariachi: My guitar.

Short Bartender: What do you want?::Buscemi: Beer.::Short Bartender: All I got is piss-warm Chango.::Buscemi: That's my brand. Oh, this is damn good! Say, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually...::Short Bartender: [ignoring him] You need anything over there?::Buscemi: I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away- you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer, not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there, see, small table all by myself. Now this bar, it's full of real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good, know what I'm sayin'? Anyway, I'm all by myself, I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious, but, not too secret, either. So, I'm sitting there, and in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. Now, nobody knew quite what to make of him, or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark, too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was as if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took towards the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed, it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him.

Pick-up Guy: [watching the bar shootout on a surveillance camera] Is that goin' on right now?