Barf

Best Christmas Ever (2009)

Actors: Bob Woolsey (writer), Bob Woolsey (actor), Keith Opatovsky (producer), Darren Borrowman (director), Stephen LeBail (actor), Marcel Perro (actor), Lauren Martin (actress), Tom Belding (actor), Andrew Menzies (writer), Red Heartbreaker (composer), Joshua Guitar (editor), Youssef Soliman (producer), Ryan Tapping (actor), John Barrett (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Spaceballs (1987)

Actors: Stephen Tobolowsky (actor), Tim Russ (actor), Jack Riley (actor), Mike Pniewski (actor), Bill Pullman (actor), Jerry Maren (actor), Rob Paulsen (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), John Candy (actor), Dom DeLuise (actor), Tony Cox (actor), John Hurt (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Michael Winslow (actor), Dick Van Patten (actor),

Plot: King Roland of the planet Druidia is trying to marry his daughter Princess Vespa to Prince Valium, but Vespa is kidnapped by the evil race of the Spaceballs. The Spaceballs ask Roland a tremendous ransom: all the air of Druidia (you see, the air of Spaceball had serious pollution problems...). The King decides to offer a generous amount of money to a space rogue, Lone Starr, to persuade him to save Vespa. What follows is the parody of a _LOT_ of famous SF movies.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, alien, alien-civilization, alien-contact, alien-invasion, alien-space-craft, alien-technology, android, battle, botched-teleportation
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: May The Farce Be With You May the schwartz be with you. Once upon a time warp in deep space, the struggle between the nice & the rotten goes on... Revenge of the Schtick

Quotes:

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

[after their Schwartz sabers get twisted]::Dark Helmet: Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

[as Lone Starr dodges laser blasts from Dark Helmet's Schwartz]::Dark Helmet: Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wild World of Sports.

[after attempting to get out of a chair with his seatbelt on]::Barf: Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.

[after the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]::President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

[when Lone Star and Barf stops on the outer space gas-station]::Waitress: Ready to order?::Woman in Diner: Ah, yes, we'll both have the lunafish.

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.::[turns it on]::Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!::Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.::[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]::Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.::[pulls string]::Doll: May the schwartz be with you!::Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

[nurse exits]::Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

[upon going into "ludicrous speed"]::Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!

Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of Mega Maid land on the Planet of the Apes] Dear me. What are these things coming out of her nose?::Dark Helmet: [One of the apes takes his binoculars out and sees Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob coming out of Mega Maid's nose] Hey, hey, hey. Watch my Helmet.::Ape #2: Spaceballs.::Ape #1: Oh, shit. There goes the planet.