• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Good Phone - Neil Young
• Get Weavin' - Macc Lads
• Get Even - Kelis
• Cat Heaven - Jets To Brazil

Back in the days of covered wagons
A man had his own way
Whether talkin' to a woman
Or crossing the U.S.A.
No telephones were ringing
No angry words exchanged.
I wish I was back in the saddle now
Riding on the range.
Let your fingers do the walking
Call me up some time
I'm listed under Broken Hearts
Looking for a good time.
I can't reach out and touch you
You're hung up on the line
I'm your disconnected number now
And you're a private line.
Well, I used to be so happy,
When you gave good 'phone.
I could call you up from anywhere
For a little bit of home
But now my heart is aching
After every call
By the way you talk you'd think
You never gave good 'phone at all.
Let your fingers do the walking
Call me up some time
I'm listed under Broken Hearts
Looking for a good time.
I can't reach out and touch you
You're hung up on the line
I'm your disconnected number now
And you're a private line.
Let your fingers do the walking
Call me up some time
I'm listed under Broken Hearts.
Looking for a good time.
I can't reach out and touch you
You're hung up on the line
I'm your disconnected number now

Get weavin'.
Well the fair comes down just once every year,
The Macc Lads go there when they've supped their beer,
So get weavin',
With the Brut 33,
And forget your tea,
We're going down town to get some chips and pies,
And I'll bet you ten pints I'll get you whipped tonight,
I'll bet you ten pints I'll get you whipped tonight.
There's crack over there, sittin' on benches,
Two of them are dead fit,
And one of them's got dentures.
Get weavin', the blond one's mine,
Get weavin', it's nearly closing time.
Hey up my love, are you comin' for a ride,
We're all going to the fair tonight,
We're all going to the fair tonight.
I said, Het up my love,
I've got a suggestion,
Hey up my love, will you feel my errection,
Hey up my love do you want a meat injection?
Your eyes are beautiful brown,
How's about buying a round?
Stez is in the subway beating up a queer,
So don't mess with Macc Lads and don't spill their beer...
Get weavin', in Macclesfield,
Get weavin', and get your knackers feeled.
Kiss your crack but miss her lips,
She's got a scabby face and she smells of chips,
She's got a scabby face and she smells of chips.
I said, hey up my love, I've got a suggestion,
Hey up my love, will you feel my errection,
Hey up my love, do you want a meat injection?
Your eyes are beautiful brown,
How about buying a round?
Hey up my love, hey up my loive, hey up my love,
How about buying a round?

You know
I saw it coming
I watched her watch me
The girl wanted what I had
Isn't that the story?
I'm not mad
I'm not mad
She spent so much time
Pursuin' you knowing that you were blind
And that's a bummer babe
It left me under babe
And it's true
Her tits were blinding you
While I had a hard enough time finding you
And thats a bummer babe
But I still love you baby
(get even)
Don't you hate when you lose your man to a chick
(even)
And she does it in your face to make sure you feel lit
(get even)
so the story draws out like some long ass skit
(even)
and bitch you knew that I like him get even
She wants to change her mind
And make sure you don't ever end up mine
And that's a bummer babe
She's so annoying babe (God)
But over my dead body
Will you not see that the grass is sure enough more green
And that's a bummer babe
Don't you ever wonder baby?
This is no new phenomenon
This always has been going on
When some punk bitch just does you wrong
And she keeps going on and on
This is no new phenomenon
This has been going on and on
When a relationship is going wrong and you just want to fucking get even
I'm a survivor
I'm getting older and wiser
I'm gonna live now
And nothing can change my mind
I'm a survivor
I'm getting older and wiser
And nothing can change my mind
I'm gonna live now
(get even)
Don't you hate when you lose your man to a chick
(even)
And she does it in your face to make sure you feel lit
(get even)
Some story draws out like some long ass skit
(even)
and bitch you knew that I liked to get even
(get even)
Don't you hate when you lose your man to a chick
(even)
And she does it in your face to make sure you feel lit
(get even)
Some story draws out like some long ass skit
(even)
and bitch you knew that I liked to get even
I'm a survivor
I'm getting older and wiser
I'm gonna live now
And nothing can change my mind
I'm a survivor
I'm getting older and wiser
And nothing can change my mind
I'm gonna live now
(get even)
Don't you hate when you lose your man to a chick
(even)
And she does it in your face to make sure you feel lit
(get even)
Some story draws out like some long ass skit
(even)

In the dream that awakened me,
you had come and taken me
to a sea of stars.
The cat stood in the flowers two ears above.
And the ground that was under me
was holding me so wonderfully
on a bed of leaves
and you were here with me and we were free.
Everything we saw
was beautiful and strong,
and I knew we belonged.
Then the birds came and carried us
to the sky and married us on a bed of stars,
where I was always yours
and you were mine.
And in the long back eternity,
I love you so perfectly
in the words of clouds,
like a bird sings to his flowers and I was heard.
Everything I saw
was everything I'd want,
and this world had just begun to live.
Don't wake me up,
I can't wake up from this.
Everyone was forgiven;
made hopeful;
made living;
made winning,
tonight.
So, Captain, please consider me.
Let the boats deliver me.
When I close my eyes,
drive, captain, drive.
It's time.
For everything to be perfect,
for everything to stop hurting,
tonight.