This is Peter's Mail on Sunday column
I regret to inform you that you are an extremist, bonkers, a spittle-flecked member of the lunatic fringe.
That is because you agree with me that Wayne Bishop, whose triumphantly smirking, selfish face looks out at us from amid his terrifying brood of children, ought to be breaking rocks on Dartmoor instead, and to hell with his ‘right’ to a family life.
Bishop is a burglar. He is also a menacing lout who badly needs to learn some lessons in manners, but never will. We’ve all seen faces like that and learned to cross the street, or shift down the bus, to avoid them when we see them coming. Some people, and God help them, cannot avoid them because they live next to them.
Bishop is the sort of person the law, the police and the prisons were invented to deal with and who – in a sharp break with normal practice – was actually locked up. As the
Ministry of Injustice finally admitted last week, it is harder by far to get into prison than it is to get into university.
Here are the figures, which should be tattooed on the foreheads of every member of the Cabinet so we are constantly reminded of how useless they all are: ‘96,710 criminals sentenced last year for more serious “indictable” offences had 15 or more previous crimes against their name. They included violent muggers, burglars and drug dealers.
‘Of those, only 36 per cent –around 34,600 offenders – were given immediate custody.’ So even after 15 or more previous offences, they won’t put most of them away.
So it’s almost an irrelevance that Bishop has been let out of prison in the name of his Human Wrongs. It is amazing that he was inside in the first place.
You are (for the moment) allowed to laugh at this, or to complain about it. But if, like me, you actually want to do anything about it, then you become an extremist, bonkers, spittle-flecked, lunatic etc.
Because against you, you will find all three major parties, most especially the treacherous, slippery and dishonest Tories, the BBC, the legal profession, the police and the Church of England.
They believe the system that allows Wayne Bishop and his many friends to smirk at you while they live off you is a good system. They think you are cruel, crude, outrageous and uncivilised to want a justice system that punishes bad people swiftly in ways they won’t forget.
Well, Wayne Bishop is the result of all their compassion and kindness and, as I grow older and nastier, I can’t help wishing that the people who created him could be forced to go and live next door to him for the rest of their natural lives.
But then, I’m an extremist. And if you hate the way people such as Wayne Bishop are caressed by our society, why do you keep voting for the Tories who help to caress him, and do nothing to rescue you from him and from people like him?
The second-rate celebrity dopes
The demand for the weakening of our already feeble, unenforced anti-drug laws must surely be wrong if it has supporters such as these: here they are, the Celebrity Dopes – Bob Ainsworth, the worst Defence Secretary in our history, who sent better men than him to die in Afghanistan, without even being able to explain what they were doing there.
A pop star so pretentious he seems to think he is a nettle, or perhaps a wasp.
Dame Judi Dench, an actress who believes mistakenly that because she spends her life uttering other people’s grand sentiments on stage, she is clever.
Tom Lloyd, a disgraced ex-copper who, as they say politely, ‘resigned amid claims’ that he got drunk and sexually harassed a woman at a police conference.
And that was after going on holiday during the biggest and most serious murder case his force ever investigated.
Then there’s that vague, bearded businessman Sir Richard Branson, who once told us to join the euro (what a mind!) and whose irritatingly bad trains proved he wasn’t as brilliant as he was cracked up to be.
I’ve explained the real situation, face to face, to a couple of these people. I told them, with facts and figures, how the ‘war on drugs’ that they rail against was called off in 1972.
They took not a blind bit of notice. So let’s try this instead. I hope all these second-rate dupes learn, before it is too late and at first hand, the tear-stained consequences of the wicked policy they now promote.
BBC’s only taboo c-word is ‘conservative’
Every few weeks a reader writes to me to tell me that the BBC has brushed aside a reasonable complaint. They send me the fat-bottomed, complacent responses, and they share with me their frustration that, in the end, the BBC is accountable to nobody.
But Colin Harrow’s story was exceptional. Colin likes the BBC, and sees the point of it.
Like millions, he feels betrayed by the way in which the Corporation has become an active and highly committed campaigner for a social, sexual and cultural revolution that they don’t support.
It is as if a valued old friend had suddenly taken up snorting cocaine in late middle age.
But Colin really didn’t see why The News Quiz, which goes out on Radio 4 at a time when children might easily be listening, should get away with transmitting Sandi Toksvig’s crude joke, which coyly smuggled the c-word on to the air while casually insulting an entire political party (one that I don’t support), and, crucially, had been pre-approved by a senior executive.
The BBC has played a big part in normalising the f-word and so making our society a lot coarser than it was.
It is plainly itching to do the same with the c-word, as its smug, unhelpful responses to Colin Harrow show.
The details of this event – and of Mr Harrow’s patient efforts to do something about it – are in today’s Mail on Sunday, and I urge you to read them for an insight into the proud, sealed minds of those who are in control of public broadcasting in this country.
The News Quiz itself has for years been a great red boil on the BBC’s bland face, utterly biased in favour of the Left in all matters, and neither ashamed nor restrained.
No executive ever does anything about this constant, repeated breach of the Corporation’s own charter.
And when listeners try, they receive crass, unresponsive statements such as the one offered to Colin Harrow: ‘The innuendo was within audience expectations for an adult
comedy programme.’
This is simply untrue, as it obviously wasn’t within the audience expectations of Mr Harrow and, it is reasonable to assume, not within the expectations of quite a lot of other reasonable Radio 4 listeners. But he’s only a powerless licence-payer.
Does anyone believe for a moment that an innuendo of this kind, directed against
Nelson Mandela or any person or body beloved by the BBC, would have been approved for transmission?
The licence fee cannot survive if the BBC continues to treat conservative men and women in this contemptuous manner.
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You can’t change the weather by fiddling with the barometer, and you can’t fight the sexualisation of children with symbolic, futile gestures and bans.
Once we dumped lifelong marriage, and decided that sex was just a game played for fun, like tennis, we licensed every form of sexual activity that didn’t happen to disgust us at the time.
The problem with disgust is that there’s no absolute standard for it. What people thought was disgusting 30 years ago is normal now, and what we think is disgusting now may easily be normal 30 years hence.
Our society has worked hard to destroy innocence, with explicit sex education, the abolition of taboos and the marketing of adult clothes and cosmetics to little girls.
Modesty is derided as repression. When I attacked a range of sexually knowing dolls for little girls, Slutz, I think they were called, I received angry letters from mothers saying there was nothing wrong with them. God help us. Nobody else will.