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Hope (2012)

Actors: Rosa Pianeta (actress), Marco Pancrazi (actor), Francesca De Martini (actress), Alberto Marozzi (actor), Isac Roitn (composer), Alessia Gatti (actress), Chiara Nicolanti (actress), Rosario Altavilla (actor), Francesco Bauco (actor), Valentina Giuliani (actress), Manlio Palena (writer), Federico Sammarco (writer), Nicola Paduano (actor), Ilaria Cargoni (costume designer), Veronica Colapietro (costume designer),

Genres: Adventure,

Racing for Sage (2012)

Actors: Leah Marie Parker (actress), Rick Roberts (actor), Margie Devoles (actress), Ben Swilley (actor), Shon Blotzer (actor), Daniel Cochran Donovan (actor), Richard Everington (actor), Patricia Selznick (actress), Brendon Murphy (director), Brendon Murphy (producer), Brendon Murphy (editor), Brendon Murphy (writer), Taylor August Freeman (actor), Eric McCoy (actor), Chris Wayne (actor),

Plot: Track star Luke Forrester is out of his element when he climbs the ranks of a wacky chess society to meet the girl of his dreams. The stakes grow higher when he fakes a British accent to appease the society's 'drill sergeant'. Throw in a jealous chess fanatic, and you have all the ingredients for a quirky ride you won't want to miss!

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Chess to impress.

Psycho Killer (2012)

Actors: Iabou Windimere (actress), Iabou Windimere (actress), Joe Kidd (producer), Richard Alcorn (actor), Sheila Mudd Baker (actress), Royce Freeman (writer), Royce Freeman (producer), Sheila Mudd Baker (producer), Randy R. Fabert (editor), Randy R. Fabert (actor), Randy R. Fabert (producer), Randy R. Fabert (writer), Randy R. Fabert (director), David Wetzel (actor), Doug Palmer (actor),

Genres: Horror,

Aperture: A Triumph of Science (2011)

Actors: Nick Celentano (writer), Nick Celentano (producer), Nick Celentano (actor), Nick Celentano (actor), Nick Celentano (director), Terri Martin (producer), Ryan Anthony Martin (producer), Ryan Anthony Martin (writer), Ryan Anthony Martin (editor), Ryan Anthony Martin (director), Mark Kirkland (producer), Norma Celentano (producer), Josh Work (actor), Norma Celentano (actress), Danielle Anderson (actress),

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short,

Everything Will Be Fine (2010)

Actors: Robert Projansky (actor), Michael Biesanz (actor), Lucy Paschall (actress), Lucy Paschall (producer), Alex Yochim (actor), John San Nicolas (actor), Scott Tebeau (editor), Andy Copeland (actor), Victoria Blake (actress), Andy Copeland (producer), Scott Tebeau (writer), Scott Tebeau (director), Casey Hogrefe (actor), Margaret Marcusen (producer), Christopher Lachmann (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Klay World: Off the Table (2005)

Actors: Robert Benfer (actor), Robert Benfer (editor), Robert Benfer (actor), Robert Benfer (director), Robert Benfer (writer), Robert Benfer (actor), Robert Benfer (producer), Robert Benfer (actor), Robert Benfer (actor), Robert Benfer (actor), Robert Benfer (actor), Robert Benfer (actor), Jason Steele (actor), Dan Harkins (actor), Nikki Benfer (producer),

Plot: Klay World isn't actually a world, it's just a table with a bunch of blue klaymen on it. They have never accomplished anything with their sad little lives ... until another species of claymen communicate with them over radio. Now Klay World has a chance to finally become something bigger. The only problem is that they have to leave the table for the first time ever and travel through the outdoors to find these new klay people.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, alien, alien-invasion, anti-hero, attack, axe, axe-in-the-head, black-comedy, blood, blood-spatter
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy,
Taglines: Same krap just longer!

Quotes:

Vince: Just give me a second, I usually don't fight aliens on an empty stomach.

The Cave Men: Nanner, nanner, nanner!::Dr. Brown: Woah woah calm down! No one is a nanner.

Dr. Bob: I am Dr. Bob, the greatest doctor in the world.::Additional Voices: We love you Dr. Bob!::Dr. Bob: I hate you!

Long Arm Guy: Let's play some Twister, huh?::Chip Brown: No we can't play Twister, we gotta fix what's going on here, right?::Dr. Bob: Oh yeah, I'm up for a game of Twister.::Chip Brown: No, we can't play twister right now.::Dr. Bob: I'll whoop his ass, come on.

Anonymous Klayman: [walks over to the rostrum, takes it and drags it away] I'm gonna take this, this is mine now.

Smiling Gary: [talking to a stop sign] No you stop. No you stop. No you stop.

Mr. Black: Gary, you go first, cause I'm scared.::Smiling Gary: No.::[pause]::Smiling Gary: Uh... OK.::[leaves]

Dr. Bob: Did I ever tell you about the time I performed two operations at once?::[pause]::Dr. Bob: They both died.

Dr. Bob: [being interviewed] And then I do a back flip, save the guy from his heart attack, and everybody starts calling me a hero, and I'm like, "You know what? I don't do it for the fame, it's what I love to do. I'm a doctor, uh, screw you."

[first lines]::Cave Man: Oooga!

Roommates (1981)

Actors: Merle Michaels (actress), Veronica Hart (actress), Gloria Leonard (actress), John Christopher (actor), Ashley Moore (actor), Samantha Fox (actress), Henri Pachard (actor), Jamie Gillis (actor), Ron Hudd (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Jerry Butler (actor), Bobby Astyr (actor), Rick Marx (actor), Chuck Vincent (producer), Kelly Nichols (actress),

Plot: This is a serious attempt to look into the lives of three different woman that come together as roommates in New York. Each of them were attempting to step out of their old, abused selves and start new lives. Although they try to support each other's goals, their old lives creep back into their work, relationships, and apartment. They meet abusive men just as before. However, this time, each is affected differently. One falls back into her old ways, one finds her dream, and the third manages to keep an even keel, only to end up looking for two new roommates to start over again.

Keywords: cumshot, cunnilingus, ejaculation, erection, fellatio, female-frontal-nudity, female-full-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, female-rear-nudity, gay
Genres: Adult, Drama,
Taglines: ...the door is always open. The perfect film for couples!

The North Avenue Irregulars (1979)

Actors: Melora Hardin (actress), Cloris Leachman (actress), Marjorie Bennett (actress), Bill McLean (actor), Virginia Capers (actress), Patsy Kelly (actress), Steve Franken (actor), Michael Constantine (actor), Roger Creed (actor), Alan Hale Jr. (actor), Douglas Fowley (actor), Ruth Buzzi (actress), Edward Herrmann (actor), Ron Miller (producer), Susan Clark (actress),

Plot: When crooks set up operations in a traditional town, a minister and a group of church ladies are willing to do anything, no matter how wacky, to get them out.

Keywords: based-on-book, church, elderly, gang, minister, neighbor, neighborhood, neighborhood-watch
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Family,
Taglines: Gangbusters! What these ladies do to the mob is highly irregular! The cops wouldn't do it... the T-men couldn't do it... it was a job for the... North Avenue Irregulars What they did to organized crime was criminal! If They Ever Got Organized, It Would Be A Crime! The FBI couldn't do it... the CIA couldn't do it... so they sent for... Hill's Angels. Six church ladies become super sleuths and set out to foil crime... their way.

Quotes:

[Everybody has just spotted Rev. Hill returning to church with only his britches missing]::Bette Sims: How come he doesn't have any pants on?::Mrs. Vicki Sims: Well, we - we don't know why, we - we don't question why.::Bette Sims: Why don't we? We're all suppose to pretend he has pants on, when he doesn't?::Mrs. Vicki Sims: [sappy-like] Mm-hmm, Yes.

Claire: If you loose, does the treasury department give you back your money?::Ticket Giver: [through a head-hole in a walk-up counter] I thought so. Here's your order, lady. [throws a handfull of flowers at her] And next time, take your business someplace else!

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: Did you have to wear that? We look like the Bobbsey Twins.::Mrs. Vicki Sims: [spotting Cleo in the same outfit as them] Or triplets.

Rev. Michael Hill: [over $1,206 of the church] I want that money back, and if I don't get it, I will go straight to the police.::Harry the Hat: Now we don't want any trouble.

Jane: I'd like to stick it to 'em good!

[in a saloon, Jane and Marv Fogleman "Chief T-Man" are in there, and Jane is disguised silly like a saloon girl. Howard "Jane's fiancé" and his mother just arrive]::Howard Carlisle: Jane!::Jane: Howard!::Howard Carlisle: What are you doing in here?::Jane: I'm just having a little refreshment.::Mother Carlisle: Oh, is that what they call it these days? Ask her who the man is, Howard.::Howard Carlisle: Who -...::Jane: Howard, I'll call you later.::Mother Carlisle: Ask her who the man is, Howard!::Jane: Howard -...::[Howard's mom pokes him, still forcing him to ask it]::Howard Carlisle: Who is that man?::Jane: He's just a guy. He bought me a drink, is that a crime?::Mother Carlisle: I told you she wasn't right for you, in the first place.::Howard Carlisle: Yes, Mother.

[at the gambling counter, Mrs. Rose Rafferty, Vicki Sims, and Cleo Jackson are all there disguised]::Big Chin, the Food Stand Operator: What'll it be?::All Girls: Coffee.::Big Chin, the Food Stand Operator: Figures!::Mrs. Rose Rafferty: [gambling] And, a fiver on 2-6-8. My horoscope says that even numbers are going to be very lucky for me today.

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: Delaney told me it was a blank tape...::Mrs. Vicki Sims: Mrs. Rafferty, we're fortunate we're not dead. After all, we don't even look like the Andrews Sisters.

Mrs. Rose Rafferty: [pointing to the inside of her trench coat] Look, I've got a tape recorder.::Mrs. Vicki Sims: Is it on?::Mrs. Rose Rafferty: No.::Mrs. Vicki Sims: Why don't you have it on, so it'll be running when we make the bet.::Mrs. Rose Rafferty: Good idea.::[reaches in and try to turn the "record" button on, but accidentally pushes a different one, which makes it give off a rewinding sound, which brings attention to the Food-Stand Operator]::Mrs. Vicki Sims: No, not that way. That's reverse.

Sam the Tailor: Hold it! Your pants.::Rev. Michael Hill: What?::Sam the Tailor: [points to a sign behind him and reads it out] "Pants Pressed While 'U Wait." That's part of my deal with Harry.::Rev. Michael Hill: But all I want to do is talk to him.::Sam the Tailor: No exceptions.

Wow, It's Cindy (1971)

Actors: Uschi Digard (actress), Barbara Mills (actress), Gerard Broulard (actor), Neola Graef (actress), Monica Gayle (actress), Phyllis Stengel (actress), Ray Sebastian (actor), Donna Stanley (actress), Frank Harris (actor), Cordell Fray (editor), Leslie Gaston (miscellaneous crew), Lowell Rothman (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: ,

So You Want to Move (1950)

Actors: Rex Steele (editor), Edward Gargan (actor), Fred Kohler Jr. (actor), Charles Marsh (actor), Jack Mower (actor), George O'Hanlon (actor), Ralph Sanford (actor), Charles Sullivan (actor), Phyllis Coates (actress), Gordon Hollingshead (producer), Richard L. Bare (writer), Rodney Bell (actor), William Lava (composer), Richard L. Bare (director), Robert C. Houser (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,