Stefon on 2016

@StefonOn2016

This account has everything. Parody. An idea borrowed from Bill Hader & John . Not affiliated with a campaign, party or any of New York's hottest clubs.

New York, NY
ಆಗಸ್ಟ್ 2016 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@StefonOn2016 ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @StefonOn2016 ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. DC's hottest club is Trump International. It has everything. Golden furniture. Subtle hopelessness. A ribbon cut w/ a tiny pair of scissors.

  2. NY's hottest club is Gettysburg. It has everything. Wild shots. Wilder threats. A Confederate rhetorically reenacting Pickett's Charge.

  3. NY's hottest club is . It has everything. Rigged Emmys. Bad hombres. Donald rejecting two centuries of American democracy.

  4. NY's hottest club ist ein Sexmonster. It has everything. Politik. Umkleideraum sprechen. Germans showing they're the ones w "the best words"

  5. NY's hottest club is . It has everything. Dermatology. Trace Adkins. A creeper who's also really into chairs

  6. NY's hottest club is Objectification. It has everything. Wives. Daughters. Great aunts. All reduced to props by pols still supporting Trump.

  7. NY's hottest club is Locker Room Banter. It has everything. Tic Tacs. Signed buns. An ass boasting about groping women. NBC's Billy Bush.

  8. The first 2020 patrons will get Trumnesia. Seth: What's that? It's when you "forget" you know Donald Trump but everyone knows you're lying

  9. NY's hottest club is Pyrrhic Victory. It has everything. Style points. Mexican things. New reasons to replay Trump's craziest hits

  10. And now Sunday nights are Mistress Nights. Bring your mistress - "Everybody does!" - and get 1/2 price wings for you & your security detail.

  11. Every night at 3 am a random patron is slammed on Twitter by an Orange Man-Child trusts with the nuclear codes. It's a can't-miss.

  12. Brought to you by the former Party of Reagan, it's a sequel to summer hits Mexican Judge and Attacking a Gold Star Family.

  13. NY's hottest club is Check Out Sex Tape. It has everything. Sexism. Paranoia. The Republican nominee saying to seek out non-existent porn.

  14. NY's hottest club is 3 am Phone Call. It has everything. World crises. Misogynistic insomnia. Habitual linestepping *not* caused by cocaine.

  15. New York's hottest club is Chernobyl. It has everything. But it's less of a meltdown than what we're watching Trump do now.

  16. NY's hottest club is Low Bar. It has everything. Standards you'd set for a president. Ones you'd set for a puppy. Lester Holt.

  17. NY's hottest club is Family Values. It has everything. Flowers. Cubans. A man on his 3rd wife thinking infidelity is a winning issue.

  18. Stefon on 2016 ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ ಮತ್ತು
    • @jonlovett

      Writer of speeches and TV shows and strongly worded letters. Mostly water.

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