Catwoman (film)

Batman vs. Catwoman (2013)

Actors: Travis Kurtz (producer), Travis Kurtz (writer), Travis Kurtz (director), Michael J. Silver (actor), Arianny Celeste (actress), David Conner (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Girlfriend (2013)

Actors: Lane Smith Jr. (actor), Saba Zerehi (producer), Arden Cho (actress), Lewis Tan (actor), Lewis Tan (actor), Valerie Perez (actress), Randy Overland (producer), Hilary Anderson (actress), Daniel Sogamoso (miscellaneous crew), Kevin Peake (actor), Kevin Peake (actor), Kevin Moon (producer), Kevin Moon (director), Ray Wongchinda (producer), Sam Tan (actor),

Plot: Everyone has their role in society; doctors, lawyers, teachers, janitors, astronauts, politicians... even Superheroes. But the one thing they all have in common is relationships. Just because they wear capes and fly through the air, doesn't mean Superheroes are immune to such worries as erectile dysfunction and daddy issues. THE GIRLFRIEND takes a unique perspective on everyday Superhero problems by balancing hilarious scenarios with action-packed fight scenes in order to find out what an 'ordinary' woman has to deal with while dating a Superhero.

Keywords: asian-superhero, batman, batman-fighting, batman-fighting-superman, catwoman, dating, dating-superhero, joker, justice-league, justice-league-of-america
Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Dating is a bitch.

Howie Wayne: Batman's Slacker Son (2012)

Actors: Chuck Muldoon (actor), Timothy J. Ryan (actor), Timothy J. Ryan (writer), Timothy J. Ryan (writer), Timothy J. Ryan (director), Tim Ryan (director), Tim Ryan (writer), Tim Ryan (writer), Cyril Lunt (producer), Cyril Lunt (editor), Sarah Bonney (actor), Daniel Sinclair (actor), Dylan Withers (actor), Jennifer Musick (actor), Sarah Clark (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Fantasy, Short,

The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)

Actors: Toby Farelle (producer), Dani Jensen (actress), Andy San Dimas (actress), Toni Brooks (producer), Axel Braun (director), Bryn Pryor (writer), Tom Byron (actor), Shylar Cobi (actor), Clarke Kent (actor), Brendon Miller (actor), Derrick Pierce (actor), Aiden Ashley (actress), Christy Mack (actress), Penny Pax (actress), Brian Street Team (actor),

Genres: Adult,
Taglines: A Legend Will Rise

The Girl with No Number (2011)

Actors: Frederick Bailey (writer), Clint Jung (actor), Lewis Schoenbrun (editor), Amy Arter (miscellaneous crew), Elina Madison (actress), Michael Gleissner (actor), Michael Gleissner (producer), Michael Gleissner (director), Jay Laisne (actor), Kacy Andrews (producer), Matthew Lubetich (miscellaneous crew), Sunny Doench (miscellaneous crew), Laura Galli (costume designer), Sunny Doench (actress), Christian J. Meoli (actor),

Plot: Phuong Ly, a poor, beautiful Vietnamese woman, falls in love with an attractive, kind and wealthy man who wants to take her hand in marriage. Her life is seemingly perfect until her boyfriend's mother purposefully sabotages their relationship. Heartbroken and fragile, Phuong Ly travels to Ho Chi Minh City to work as a cleaner at a marriage agency. There she meets Mitch, one of the men seeking an arranged marriage. He takes a strong interest in her, and coerces her to marry him with the promise that he'll support her family in Vietnam and that she'll receive a better life. However as soon as she arrives in America, Phuong Ly realizes she has been brought as a slave. She is violated and abused with no hope of escape. The only ray of light is the bond she develops with the American's young, autistic niece; both of them prisoners needing to escape.

Genres: Thriller,

Le Squatch: Master Criminal (2011)

Actors: William Craft (writer), William Craft (director), William Craft (editor), William Craft (actor), William Craft (actor), Jason Devries (actor), Charles Hummel (actor), Marvin Balgoyen (actor), Michael White (actor), Marvin Balgoyen (actor), Michael White (actor), Michael White (director), Steven Rasmussen (actor), Kyle Mead (actor), Scott Strickland (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A man needs to become something greater than himself A hero will rise, as long as he can take the elevator

Quotes:

Bruce Wayne: Where is Dick, I need dick!::Arrogant Doctor: That makes two of us!

Victoria Gordon: My father told me about Gotham City back then, it was just turning around and then the Fatbat disappeared just when we needed him most.::Rebecca Dent: Do you ever think about the bizarre criminals we have here, Penguins and diabolical scientists with ice fetishes, Guys who leave naval themed riddles? This is a really bizarre place.::Victoria Gordon: Sometimes I wish I worked in New York or LA, they have gangs and crime and all, but not once have they ever called a city council meeting and had to explain, why a woman in cat ears and a Halloween mask was robbing the cities elite of their jewels.::Rebecca Dent: Or had to explain, why a criminal who called himself the Dickhead served four terms as mayor and in reality it was just a long term plan to build a tunnel to Gotham Mint and steal the plates so he could open up his own counterfeiting ring::Victoria Gordon: Or explain to new recruits that a seven foot sasquatch was terrorizing the city along with a guy in Clown makeup who talks about Lucifer dancing in moonlight.::Rebecca Dent: My Cousin works in Metropolis just be happy you never had to deal with General Zod. Can you imagine going to city council and saying an isometric cube from the other side of the galaxy just released three galactic criminals and Superman is busy trying to find himself.::Victoria Gordon: My Sister is an investment banker in New York, they have a problem with genetically mutated spiders biting people. I guess the grass is always greener.

The Fat bat: Hope had left, Dick I was counting on you. While you were having this moral crisis I was held prisoner, forced to watch Yes Dear and being read twilight novels while Rosie O'Donnell and Bruce Vilanch pole danced to "What if God as one of us". Every night they played spin doctors... The Spin doctors for christs sake their lead singer looks like Carrot Top and then the greatest sin Hootie and the Blow fish.

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (2010)

Actors: Axel Braun (director), Tori Black (actress), Kimberly Kane (actress), Andy San Dimas (actress), Alexis Texas (actress), Axel Braun (producer), Axel Braun (writer), Dale DaBone (actor), James Deen (actor), James Deen (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Alec Knight (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Randy Spears (actor), Evan Stone (actor),

Plot: Heiress Lisa Carson, girlfriend to Bruce Wayne, is kidnapped by the Riddler. A call on the bat-phone summons Batman and Robin to police headquarters. A flick of the switch hidden in a bust of Shakespeare, the wall opens up and it's, "To the bat-poles". "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed", the bat-mobile roars out of the bat-cave and the familiar animated titles roll. It's all here in this parody of the 60's TV series, Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, and Chief O'Hara along with a trio of arch-villains, Joker, Catwoman, and the Riddler. There's even the obligatory celebrity poking his head out a window as the Dynamic Duo scale the side of a building. But this is a porn parody, so there's also lots of hostage-on-villain, villain-on-crimefighter, and crimefighter-on-crimefighter sex. Cringe as Lisa "negotiates" with her captor for better accommodations . Marvel as the Caped Crusader does the Bat-tusi at a discotheque before succumbing to a scopolamine mickey in his fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice, placing him at the mercy of the Riddler's moll, Molly. Their passions aroused after spying on the Joker with his two molls, watch as Robin shows Batgirl why he's called Boy Wonder. Will Robin and Batgirl manage to rescue Batman and his alter-ego's girlfriend or will they, too, fall into the clutches of this triumvirate of evil? Will the Joker, the Riddler, and Catwoman be able to suppress their separate agendas and together finally dispatch the Dark Knight? Well it wouldn't be a faithful parody without a cliffhanger ending.

Keywords: anal-sex, batman, batman-spoof, campy, facial, hardcore, parody, porn-parody, sex, sex-comedy
Genres: Adult, Comedy,

Quotes:

[first lines]::Dick: Gosh, Bruce, I'm stuck!

The Riddler: Riddle me this, Miss Carson. What is the difference between you and Bruce Wayne's bank account? There is no difference, you both peak his interest.

Dick: Bruce, did your hear that?::Bruce: Yes, and judging by the time of day, it's probably just Alfred groping Aunt Harriet.::Dick: Holy Viagra!

Comm. Gordon: The Riddler! He's kidnapped Lisa Carson, the famous heiress. That pompous, worldly master of foul play.

Comm. Gordon: The devil with pride, Chief, there's only but one man living who can stop him. Whoever he may be behind that mask of his, our only hope is the Caped Crusader.

Bruce: To the Bat-poles!

Robin: Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.::Batman: Roger. Ready to move out.

The Riddler: Silly... silly... silly girl. The kind of ransom I want, your father cannot pay. Riddle me this, Miss Carson. When is cheese bad for a mouse?::Lisa Carson: When... it's... in a trap?::The Riddler: Exactly, and you, Miss Carson, are my cheese, and Batman is my big fat rat.

Lisa Carson: Well this bed looks awfully uncomfortable. Don't you have any better accommodations? I would be *very* appreciative.

The Riddler: Riddle me this. When is a pussy like a flower?::Lisa Carson: When?::The Riddler: When it has two lips. [laughs maniacally]

Catwoman (2004)

Actors: Denise Di Novi (producer), Sharon Stone (actress), Bruce Berman (producer), Anne Fletcher (actress), Alex Borstein (actress), Halle Berry (actress), Lambert Wilson (actor), Halle Berry (actress), John Cassini (actor), Frances Conroy (actress), Christopher Heyerdahl (actor), Benjamin Bratt (actor), Ryan Robbins (actor), Bob Kane (writer), Michael E. Uslan (producer),

Plot: Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips, a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself in the middle of a corporate conspiracy. What happens next changes Patience forever. In a mystical twist of fate, she is transformed into a woman with the strength, speed, agility and ultra-keen senses of a cat. With her newfound prowess and feline intuition, Patience becomes Catwoman, a sleek and stealthy creature balancing on the thin line between good and bad. Like any wildcat, she's dangerous, elusive and untamed. Her adventures are complicated by a burgeoning relationship with Tom Lone, a cop who has fallen for Patience but cannot shake his fascination with the mysterious Catwoman, who appears to be responsible for a string of crime sprees plaguing the city.

Keywords: 2000s, acrobat, acrobatics, action-heroine, animal-in-title, anti-hero, ass, based-on-comic-book, box-office-flop, brawl
Genres: Action, Fantasy,
Taglines: CATch Her In IMAX

Quotes:

Laurel Hedare: Game over!::Catwoman: Guess what? It's overtime!

[repeated line]::Patience Philips: Oh, my bad!

[last lines]::Catwoman: [voiceover] The day I died was the day I started to live. In my old life, I longed for someone to see what was special in me. You did, and for that, you'll always be in my heart. But what I really needed was for me to see it. And now I do. You're a good man, Tom. But you live in a world that has no place for someone like me. You see, sometimes I'm good. Oh, I'm very good. But sometimes I'm bad. But only as bad as I wanna be. Freedom is power. To live a life untamed and unafraid is the gift that I've been given, and so my journey begins.

[first lines]::Catwoman: [voiceover] It all started on the day that I died. If there had been an obituary, it would have described the unremarkable life of an unremarkable woman, survived by no one. But there was no obituary, because the day that I died was also the day I started to live. But that comes later. This was my life. Days blended together, consistently ordinary, thanks to a job that was the practical version of my passion. I was supposed to be an artist by now. Instead, I was designing ads for beauty cream.

Laurel Hedare: I was everything they wanted me to be. I was never more beautiful. Never more powerful. And then I turned 40 and they threw me away.

Catwoman: White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua.

Patience Philips: [to thieves] Amateurs! You boys thought you could come in here and steal all these beautiful things? What a purrrfect idea!

Lance: Hey! Man sandwich! Twelve o'clock!

[as he's scratched and interrogated by Catwoman]::George Hedare: Get your paws off of me!

Laurel Hedare: If you have no identity, why keep it a secret?::Catwoman: Because you killed me.

Tarzan and the Super 7 (1978)

Actors: Lennie Weinrib (actor), Lennie Weinrib (actor), Lennie Weinrib (actor), Michael Bell (actor), James Doohan (actor), Lennie Weinrib (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Lennie Weinrib (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Lou Scheimer (actor), Lou Scheimer (actor), Lou Scheimer (actor), Sid Haig (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Adam West (actor),

Plot: Separate installments of seven groups of adventurers. Along with Tarzan, other episodes featured Web Woman, Batman & Robin, The Freedom Force (Isis, Super-Samurai, Sinbad, Merlin, and Hercules), Micro Woman and Super Stretch, Moray and Manta, and the live-action Jason and the Star Command.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, five-word-title, hercules, mask, merlin-the-magician, number-in-title, sinbad, superhero, tarzan
Genres: Action, Animation, Fantasy,