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Amerikan Violence (2013)

Actors: Joe Kras (actor), Jeff Hill (actor), Dominic Ryan Gabriel (actor), Jamie Wheatley (actor), Li Xing (actor), Bryan Thaqi (producer), Kelly Bacon (actress), Bryan Thaqi (actor), Hope Crenshaw (actress), Michael Horgan (producer), Michael Horgan (actor), Antonio Mireles (actor), Valerie Clare (actress), Michael Horgan (editor), Michael Horgan (director),

Plot: Four friends create an online crime show by abducting victims and forcing them to participate to avoid detection. Soon they pass the point of no return but, "the show must go on" and the group is confronted by a colder violence.

Keywords: america, american, detroit, detroit-michigan, detroit-violence, free, freedom, good-versus-evil, mob-violence, murder-capitol-of-the-world
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Lights, Camera, Chaos! the best in brutality TV!

Quotes:

Jacob: It's about to get crazy in this bitch!

Tamara and the Scene (2009)

Actors: Haley Parker (actress), Michael Travis Stone (actor), Brian D. Elkins (editor), Shelby F. Elwood (miscellaneous crew), Chatt Graham (actor), Ian S. Hunter (actor), David Winston (director), Emily Williams (actress), Becky Williamson (actress), Derrick Thompson (actor), Nya Johnson (actress), LaPresha Flowers (actress), Sterling Church (actor), Ural Grant (actor), William Anthony Ivey II (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: City and County Collide

The Banana Monologue (2006)

Actors: Justin Bond (actor), Ryan Styles (actor), Princess Julia (actress), Ian Rodney Wooldridge (writer), Ian Rodney Wooldridge (director), Ian Rodney Wooldridge (editor), Princess Julia (actress), Katherine Wardropper (actress), Bishi Bhattacharya (actress), Namalee Bolle (actress), Peter Alexander (actor), Hanna Hanra (actress), Carrie Mundane (actress), Chycca Tatsumi (actress), Chloe White (actress),

Genres: Short,

A Midsummer Night's Rewrite (2006)

Actors: Martin Starr (actor), Brad Mays (editor), Libby West (actress), Kevin Brief (actor), Tim Woodward (actor), Jared Ward (actor), Dave Huber (actor), Susan Duerden (actress), Susan Duerden (actress), Steve Braun (actor), Meaghan McConnell (miscellaneous crew), Cameron R. Penn (editor), Cameron R. Penn (producer), Gavin Leighton (actor), Shon LeBlanc (costume designer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Bruiser (2000)

Actors: Tom Atkins (actor), Kevin Rushton (actor), Jane Conway (miscellaneous crew), George A. Romero (director), Peter Stormare (actor), George A. Romero (writer), Leslie Hope (actress), John 'Frenchie' Berger (miscellaneous crew), Jason Flemyng (actor), Boyd Banks (actor), Neil Crone (actor), Michael Stevens (actor), Jeff Monahan (actor), Pamela Hackwell (miscellaneous crew), Bryan Renfro (actor),

Plot: The young executive of a publicity agency Henry Creedlow is a man that has repressed morbid thoughts and is walked over by most of his acquaintances: his wife is cheating on him with his boss and stealing his investments with help from his best friend; his housemaid is frequently stealing from his house and insulting him in Spanish; even his annoying poodle does not respect him. While in his daily morning routine listening to a talk show on the radio, he hears a man committing suicide live because he had been felt miserable and disrespected for a long time, and Henry feels impressed with the tragic story. The next morning, he wakes up to find his face covered by a white mask, changing his personality and letting him seek revenge against those who have humiliated him.

Keywords: adultery, affair, axe, commuter, cuckold, dead-body, death, dog, face, fantasy-sequence
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Meet the new face of terror. Revenge has no face. A fiend without a face. If looks could kill. Terror is Faceless

Quotes:

Henry Creedlow: Looks like you pissed yourself there buddy, must be the stress, stress of high finance

[to his wife's small dog as he eats breakfast... ]::Henry Creedlow: This is people food, not mouse food.

[after Katie issues several insults to Henry in Spanish, he responds in the same language]::Katie Saldano: I didn't know you speak Spanish.::Henry Creedlow: I'm full of surprises.

Henry Creedlow: The man had gone to market, to buy a diamond ring. The man who never noticed, that he was not a king. He choose the brightest sparkle, a diamond made of glass. The setting bright and gold, was crafted out of brass. The man spent all his money, the jeweler was a cheat. He told the man that royals, wore diamonds on their feet. The man went proudly walking, inside his shoe the ring. And no one ever told him, that he was not a king.

Janine Creedlow: You hear me asshole? I said don't wait up!

Garfield: His 9 Lives (1988)

Actors: Ed Bogas (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), Ed Bogas (composer), Phil Roman (director), Hal Smith (actor), George Herriman (writer), Phil Roman (producer), Frank Welker (actor), Jim Davis (writer), Jim Davis (writer), Desirée Goyette (actress), Desirée Goyette (actress), Desirée Goyette (composer), Lorenzo Music (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Music,

Quotes:

Narrator: In those days, the first everything was crawling up out of the sea: the first snake. [snake walks out of the pond] The first chicken. [chicken rises, then shakes itself off and walks away] Crab grass. [grass crawls away from the pond] The first real estate salesman. [salesman rises, then empties his briefcase of the water, while Garfield builds a sand castle] And then came the first girl cat.

Garfield: Life No. 5 was short.::Cameraman: Hey, cat, you're wanted on the set.::Garfield: I'll be right back.

Jon: [lamely] You called, master?::Garfield: Ain't life great?::Jon: I assume you would like to have lunch now.::Garfield: Yes, and I desire a picnic on the lawn.::Jon: You want what?::Garfield: [pointing to his lips] Read my lips, Jon, I wanna eat outside today.::Jon: [leaving] Very well, sir.::Garfield: It's hard to find good help.

Garfield: [as the pyramid builders grovel before him] Did I ever tell you I love it when you grovel? Okay, okay, enough adoration. Back to work! [cracks his whip as the builders rush back to building the pyramids]

Creator: Nice job staff. You've designed the perfect animal: a cat. However, there is one finishing touch... give it nine lives!::[all exclaim]::Man: Why nine lives?::Woman: Everyone else only gets one life!::Creator: Well, let's just say it'll make for a great plot of a story, okay?

Garfield: I'd like to think I'll live forever, but hey, I'm only human. Here's a sneak preview of my ninth life.

Creator: I feel like creating cat today.

Garfield's Mom: [to the cook] You can't take him! He's too young.::Garfield: Aw, come on Mom, I'm a big boy; I'm five minutes old now. Besides, I'm getting tired of hanging around the house all the time.

Garfield: To this day, every time I look at a test tube, I throw up.

Garfield: My third life was my favorite. My body grew old, but I never, never, never grew up.

O Bobo (1987)

Actors: Diogo Vasconcelos (actor), Ana Bola (actress), Marcello Urgeghe (actor), Luís Lucas (actor), Raul Solnado (actor), Maria de Medeiros (actress), Joaquim Leitão (actor), João Lagarto (actor), Virgílio Castelo (actor), José Eduardo (actor), Luís Miguel Cintra (actor), Rogério Samora (actor), Pedro Efe (actor), Isabel Ruth (actress), Adelaide João (actress),

Plot: Set four years after the Portuguese revolution and the simultaneous loss of the Portuguese empire in Africa, the story concerns a director who sells guns to finance his play.

Keywords: based-on-novel
Genres: Drama,

Samson and Delilah (1949)

Actors: Davison Clark (actor), Lane Chandler (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Arthur Q. Bryan (actor), David Bond (actor), Wheaton Chambers (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Stanley Andrews (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Sam Ash (actor), Nils Asther (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor), Ray Bennett (actor), Russ Clark (actor),

Plot: Though his people, the Israelites, are enslaved by the Philistines, Samson, strongest man of the tribe of Dan, falls in love with the Philistine Semadar, whom he wins by virtue of a contest of strength. But Semadar betrays him, and Samson engages in a fight with her real love, Ahtur, and his soldiers. Semadar is killed, and her sister Delilah, who had loved Samson in silence, now vows vengeance against him. She plans to seduce Samson into revealing the secret of his strength and then to betray him to the Philistine leader, the Saran.

Keywords: action-hero, adventure-hero, ambush, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, based-on-book, based-on-novel, based-on-the-bible, based-on-true-story, battle
Genres: Adventure, Drama, History, History, Romance,
Taglines: HISTORY'S MOST BEAUTIFUL AND TREACHEROUS WOMAN! (original print ad - all caps)

Quotes:

Haisham: [to Delilah] The trouble you brew today, you'll drink tomorrow.

Samson: The oldest trick in the world. Silk trap, baited with a woman.::Delilah: You know a better bait, Samson? Men *always* respond.

Saran of Gaza: He was not captured by force of arms, but by their softness.

[Samson has chosen Semadar over Delilah as his bride]::Delilah: I hate him.::Tubal: Because he's a Danite?::Delilah: Because he's a fool!::Tubal: Most men are, Delilah. There's nothing you can do about it.::[leaves]::Delilah: [smiles craftily] Sometimes a bee can move an ox.

Samson: What is sweeter than honey?::Semadar: What is stronger than a lion?

Delilah: No man leaves Delilah.

Samson: Your arms were quicksand. Your kiss was death. The name Delilah will be an everlasting curse on the lips of men.

Samson: You came to this house as wedding guests. Fire and death are your gifts to my bride. For all that I do against you now, I shall be blameless. I'll give you back fire for fire, and death for death!

Tubal: [holding Delilah and trading her for Semadar] Look! Here! Samson. My other daughter. Take her. She'll make you a much better wife. She's fairer than Semadar, and much, much more beautiful.::Samson: You give me a turnip for a...::Tubal: Wait, wait Samson. This one is a queen among women. Samson, look. Look. Have you ever seen eyes like that? So full of love for you? See the whiteness of her skin, smooth as a young dove's. Oh she'll grow into a rare blossom.::Samson: She'll grow into a thornbush!::Delilah: [grasps Samson] Did a thornbush steal the chariot that took you to the lion? Did a thornbush tell the Saran how you killed it with your bare hands? No, I did, and he believed me, then you chose Semadar.::Samson: Take your claws out of me!::Delilah: You'll never get them out of you. I made Ahtur steal the riddle's secret from Semadar. I lied to stop you from marrying her. I'll kill to keep you. You're the only thing in the world I want.::Samson: [to Tubal] Hold this fork-tongued adder before I put a heel on her.::Delilah: If you crush the life out of me I'd kiss you with my dying breath!::Samson: [to Tubal] And you want me to marry this wild cat?

[the Philistines are in shock as Samson gets his strength back]::Lord of Ashkelon: The man has the strength of a devil.::Saran of Gaza: No. The strength of a God.

That Lady in Ermine (1948)

Actors: Francis Pierlot (actor), Harry Davenport (actor), Walter Abel (actor), David Bond (actor), Harry Carter (actor), Walter Abel (actor), Whit Bissell (actor), Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (actor), Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (actor), Reginald Gardiner (actor), Jack George (actor), Don Haggerty (actor), Joe Haworth (actor), Harry Cording (actor), Cesar Romero (actor),

Plot: Circa 1861, Angelina, ruling countess of an Italian principality, is at a loss when invaded by a Hungarian army. Her lookalike ancestress Francesca, who saved a similar situation 300 years before, comes to life from a portrait to help her descendant. Complicating factor: the newlywed countess feels strangely drawn to the handsome invader...

Keywords: actress-playing-multiple-roles, ancestor, castle, dream, enemy, ghost, hungarian, hussar, jealousy, look-alike
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: GAY, MUSICAL COMEDY...SPARKLING WITH SPICY SITUATIONS! (original ad - all caps)

Quotes:

Col. Ladislas Karolyi Teglas: If one is in love, one doesn't need an umbrella.

Anna Boleyn (1920)

Actors: Paul Biensfeldt (actor), Wilhelm Diegelmann (actor), Paul Hartmann (actor), Emil Jannings (actor), Adolf Klein (actor), Friedrich Kühne (actor), Karl Platen (actor), Albert Steinrück (actor), Ferdinand von Alten (actor), Aud Egede-Nissen (actress), Sophie Pagay (actress), Henny Porten (actress), Hanns Kräly (writer), Hugo Riesenfeld (composer), Ernst Lubitsch (director),

Plot: The story of the ill-fated second wife of the English king Henry VIII, whose marriage to the Henry led to momentous political and religious turmoil in England.

Keywords: character-name-in-title
Genres: Drama,