Christ With A K - The Boy Racer Song - Animated Music Video
A song about a boy racer from
Cork
PS. If you're not from Cork in
Ireland then you probably won't understand this.
LYRICS!!!!!!
Oh the other day I got put on the dole,
But rather than staying at home and putting my fingers up my
hole,
I modified my car cause I had time to kill,
then myself and the lads went racing down
Fair Hill,
And we went from there and up the
Glen,
Where we got harassed by a bunch of LawMen,
They said "
Lads where's your license, your insurance and tax"
and I looked 'em in the eyes and I said LawMan relax!
Then I gave 'em a wink and I was gone in a
Flash,
I was gone so fast I gave the LawMan a rash
Cause he was allergic
....Oh I'm the man, I'm the
Sham, the best boy racer around.
With my Nikey baseball cap and my car one inch off the ground,
Look at my alloys, my spoilers, my bucket seats,
Check out my stereo cause its got kicking beats it goes,
Da dum cha da dum cha chachachacha
And we went from there and down to
Carrigaline,
Because I heard the
Beor's there are really fine,
And I got stuck in traffic and some emo's were walking by,
They looked at my car and gave me an evil eye,
(I heard em say) "Look at that scumbag, he's such a fag,
Chris Crocker will ya pass me my make up bag?" "I wish they'd leave
Britney alone" "Me too
Chris, me too"
And to my surprise the
Gardaí caught up with me,
They pulled me over and said "Whats the story"...
..
Then I gave 'em a wink and pressed the accelerator,
I was gone in a flash and I said "See ya later, ya langballs!"....
Oh I'm the man, I'm the Sham, the best boy racer around.
With my Nikey baseball cap and my car one inch off the ground,
Look at my alloys, my spoilers, my bucket seats, Check out my stereo cause its got kicking beats it goes,
Da dum cha da dum cha chachachacha
And we went from there and drove into town,
to see the talent that was around,
And i saw this beor I'd like to meet,
so I parked my car on
Patrick street,
And I said "Here you will you meet me?" and she said "I'm not going near you your a dog" and I said "I'm only joking anyway I didn't wanna meet ya your a mog"
And me and the lads took lots of coke and pills and by that I mean we had Panadol and Coca-Cola cause we all had headaches from driving around in our cars all day!
I mean you try doing that like!
Oh I'm the man, I'm the Sham, the best boy racer around.
With my Nikey baseball cap and my car one inch off the ground,
Look at my alloys, my spoilers, my deep bucket seats, Check out my stereo cause its got kicking beats it goes,
Da dum cha da dum cha chachachacha
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