Ryan Ward

Thursday, 04 November 2021

'Ryan Ward' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Under the Gaydar (2009)

Actors: Anthony Campanello (actor), Tony Christopher (actor), Arthur Gadsby (actor), Seth Gimlan (actor), Ben Hakim (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Dream Kasestatad (actor), Marcellous Knight (actor), Kiu Li (actor), Kerr Seth Lordygan (actor), Cameron Moffid (actor), J.T. Mollner (actor), Eric Rubin (actor), Kyle Steffen (actor), Kevin James Branch (actor),

Plot: Fearing their son Darren is gay, a couple hire a professional seductress who can turn their boy straight for $20,000, not realizing their son is a Lothario whose homosexuality is a mere pretense he and his best bud Ryan employ to seduce and bed women. A further complication arises when the professional orientation-switcher turns out to be Ryan's ex-love interest.

Keywords: bait-and-switch-scenario, beach, best-buddy-relationship, best-friend, bowel-movement, cross-dressing, driver's-license, feather-boa, flatulence, gay-stereotype
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Girl with Red Earrings: Why is it all the really great guys are always gay?

Larry Barnabee: Let's buy him a hooker.::Lauren Barnabee: Larry!::Larry Barnabee: Think about it. Sex with a beautiful woman? It's bound to change his mind.

Darren Barnabee: May I try your dumplings?::Mike Xi: You stay away from my dumpling!

Darren Barnabee: I love you, man.::Ryan Ward: No, I love you.::Darren Barnabee: It's too fuckin' easy - pretending to be gay to get laid.::Ryan Ward: You're just lucky you know me.::Darren Barnabee: Yeah, I'd get down on my knees right now and kiss your feet.

Darren Barnabee: Look, um, I need you to pretend to give me your phone number. Okay, my parents are starting to think that I'm gay and I'm... I'm just not ready to deal with that right now.

[Darren asks Ashley for help in deceiving his parents in public]::Ashley Banks: What do I get out of it?::Darren Barnabee: What?::Ashley Banks: I'm a selfish bitch. What's in it for me?

Jaime: He's cute - but that boy is gay.::Larry Barnabee: I know. I was hoping you could change that.

[Darren sighs]::Ryan Ward: Ah, shit.::Darren Barnabee: What?::Ryan Ward: You met a girl, huh?::Darren Barnabee: Yeah, we meet lots of 'em all the time.::Ryan Ward: Yeah, but we don't sigh about 'em. You know, the three F's still apply in gay game.::Darren Barnabee: Three F's?::Ryan Ward: Find 'em. Fuck 'em. Forget 'em.

Larry Barnabee: It's getting worse. He said "fabulous."

Larry Barnabee: Wow! To think I thought you were a fag, but you're my hero.

Mr. Baseball (1992)

Actors: Garry Bassin (actor), Nicholas Cascone (actor), Cin Chi Cheng (actor), Bob Costas (actor), Charles Fick (actor), Naoki Fuji (actor), Toshizo Fujiwara (actor), Greg Goossen (actor), Norihide Goto (actor), Jun Hamamura (actor), Dennis Haysbert (actor), Takanobu Hozumi (actor), Yoshimi Imai (actor), Satoshi Jimbo (actor), Shinsuke Aoki (actor),

Plot: Although a one-time MVP for the New York Yankees, Jack Elliott is now on the down side of his baseball career. His batting average is low and one of his few claims to fame is that during the previous year, he led the team in 9th inning doubles in the month of August. With an up and coming slugger ready to replace him, he learns that he's been traded to the Chunichi Dragons of the Japanese Central baseball league. Elliott is set in his ways and quite inflexible, not only in accepting Japanese culture in general, but also with the way the baseball team is managed. When he meets his very pretty PR agent, Aya Takahashi, he begins to gain a greater appreciation that he should accept his current situation. When he realizes her other connection to the team, his attitudes begin to change at an even greater pace

Keywords: apology, asian, bare-chested-male, baseball, baseball-manager, baseball-movie, baseball-player, baseball-star, baseball-team, bath
Genres: Comedy, Romance, Sport,
Taglines: An inspirational baseball movie. He's the biggest thing to hit Japan since Godzilla!

Quotes:

Jack Elliot: I don't believe this. What's next? Somebody going to tell me how to take a crap?::[walks into the bathroom]::Jack Elliot: Hey Max!::Max 'Hammer' Dubois: Yeah, what!::Jack Elliot: I need someone to tell me how to take a crap.

Jack Eliot: We're not athletes, we're baseball players!

Jack Eliot: I'm a World Series MVP!::Skip: That was four years ago, Jack.::Trey: You hit .235 Last season.::Jack Eliot: LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

Hiroko Uchiyama: Something very definite. Definite that Baseball and Jack always come before Hiroko and Jack.

Max 'Hammer' Dubois: Max Dubois. Around here they call me Hammer. Don't ask me why.::Jack Elliot: Jack Elliot.::Max 'Hammer' Dubois: Yeah. I know who you are. I've been in Japan, not dead.

[Jack is unfamiliar with the word 'gaijin']::Max 'Hammer' Dubois: It's like being a black guy back home. Only there's less of us.

Yoji Nishimura, Jack's Interpreter: You rang, Mr. Baseball?::Jack Elliot: Yeah, I rang, Mr. Wise-Ass!::[Jack is forcefully dragging Yoji through his apartment]::Yoji Nishimura, Jack's Interpreter: Elliot-San, Elliot-San. I don't understand.::Jack Elliot: Understand THIS!::[Jack thrusts a newspaper at him, then shows his Japanese Phrasebook]::Yoji Nishimura, Jack's Interpreter: You see, all wisecracks you're making make you seem disrespectable. I just do this for you to save face. Besides, press writes their own story anyway.::Jack Elliot: I'LL deal with the Press! And I'll take care of my own face, YOU just translate what comes out of it! You got me?::Yoji Nishimura, Jack's Interpreter: [dejected] Hai.::Jack Elliot: Hai? Hai as in Yes, or Hai as in "I heard what you said but I'm not gonna do a goddamn thing about it!" That's right, Yoj! Gaijin catching on!::Yoji Nishimura, Jack's Interpreter: Hai. Yes.

[Jack just found out that Uchiyama is fluent in English]::Uchiyama: I am the Japanese manager for Japanese baseball team that you agreed to play for. It is your duty to learn my ways, not the other way around!::Jack Elliot: [to Hiroko] Different language, same attitude! Let's go!

Jack Elliot: Japanese way, 'Shut up and Take it'!::Hiroko Uchiyama: Jack's way, 'ME, ME, ME'! Sometimes acceptance and cooperation are strengths also.

Jack Elliot: C'mon, it ain't over till the fat lady sings!::Yoji Nishimura, Jack's Interpreter: [subtitle as he translates to the team] When the game is over, a fat lady will sing to us!

Ward, Ryan Filmography

Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

2014, role: actor , character name: Bruce 2
Murder in Manhattan

2013, role: actor , character name: Handsome Man
The Abduction of Zack Butterfield

2011, role: actor , character name: Gary
Puberty: The Movie

2007, role: actor , character name: Lunchbox
To Life!

2006, role: actor , character name: Lunchbox
Far from Heaven

2002, role: actor , character name: David Whitaker

Ward, Ryan Filmography

Henry Murals

2009, role: actor
The Fenceline

2009, role: actor , character name: Brandon

Ward, Ryan Filmography

The Krays

1990, role: actor , character name: Steve's Friend
Great Balls of Fire!

1989, role: actor , character name: Heckler #1
Madame Sousatzka

1988, role: actor , character name: Sound Engineer

Weekend

Let's get on it, like you want it,
Like you need me, come please me!
If you aren't really ready, stop texting
Star racing, I can't take it!
No more! I need you know at my door,
So we could get this party staring right!
Oh, already got the candle light,
Take off your clothes now,
I've been waiting on you for way too long!
See, this ain't the time to be vocal
Let's do the talking...
I want you to know how I'm feeling,
I'mma put it on you all night, night, night!
Like... girl, that I'll be with, we'll be holding...
We've got no secrets!
I'mma give you...
We gonna make this the best...
All weekend!
All weekend!
Yeah!
Let's get on it!
Really on it!
I guess I... it's our last chance, no replay!

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Prep football: Playoff week 2 (round of 16)

The Kansan 04 Nov 2021

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The Bradford Era 04 Nov 2021

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Breeders' Cup tips: Bankers or blowouts including Jackie's Warrior and Knicks Go

Sporting Life 04 Nov 2021

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Belfast incumbents handily win in unopposed races

Bangor Daily News 03 Nov 2021

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Dover election results: School Board candidates defeat anti-mask challengers

Portsmouth Herald 03 Nov 2021

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DeSantis and Peters lead unofficial voting

The Daily Gazette 03 Nov 2021

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The Daily Gazette 03 Nov 2021

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Keene City Council incumbents hold on to seats in Tuesday's election

The Keene Sentinel 03 Nov 2021

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Kansas City Star 03 Nov 2021

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The Irish Times 03 Nov 2021

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The Irish Times 03 Nov 2021

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News-Press Now 03 Nov 2021

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Erie Times-News 03 Nov 2021

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