Sumbaito (2006)

Actors: Antonio Scarpitta (editor), Antonio Scarpitta (director), Erick Carrillo (actor), Daniel Luján (actor), Antonio Scarpitta (producer), Antonio Scarpitta (writer), David Elman (actor), Elaine Miller (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Castle Eros (2002)

Actors: Holly Sampson (actress), Denis Marti (actor), Chelsea Blue (actress), Charles Band (producer), Sebastien Guy (actor), Michael J. Mahoney (producer), Michael Feichtner (producer), Catalina Martone (actress), Madison Monroe (director), Don Pascual (actor), Strings-Brothers-Productions (composer), Louise Monclair (writer), Alex Ferro (actor), Loredana Bontempi (actress), Giro Tommaselli (actor),

Genres: ,
Taglines: Unlock the sensual secret

Valentine (2001)

Actors: Adrian Holmes (actor), C. Ernst Harth (actor), Don Davis (composer), Marley Shelton (actress), Bruce Berman (producer), Nina Saxon (miscellaneous crew), Alex Diakun (actor), Katherine Heigl (actress), Fulvio Cecere (actor), Ty Olsson (actor), Denise Richards (actress), Greg Jackson (miscellaneous crew), David Boreanaz (actor), Steve Mirkovich (editor), Benita Ha (actress),

Plot: Valentine's Day 1988: At the school dance, geeky Jeremy Melton bravely faces one rejection after the other when asking four popular girls to dance with him. A fifth girl, plump and insecure, agrees, but they end up making out under the bleachers. When a group of school bullies catches them, the girl claims that Jeremy attacked her. This causes them to strip off his clothes and beat him up in front of the entire school. Flash forward to 2001. We meet the five girls who were in that school gym: Kate, Paige, Shelly, Lily and the formerly plump Dorothy. They are all in their 20's now and trying to sort out their love lives, which is appropriate, since Valentine's Day is coming up. After a disastrous date with a loser, one of the girls, a pre-med student, is murdered by a Cherub-mask wearing killer who sent her a death threat in the form of a Valentine card prior to the attack. After the four remaining girls are reunited at her funeral, they all start receiving threatening cards and messages. At first they don't know who would want to hurt them, but eventually they figure that maybe Jeremy is responsible. Police records show that Jeremy has completely disappeared, so no one knows what he looks like. Could the formerly nerdish Jeremy have had plastic surgery and turned into one of the girls' handsome boyfriends? Who ever it is, the lone survivor has to put a stop to this spurned individual's murder spree before she, too, becomes a valentine to die for.

Keywords: 1980s, abuse, alcoholic, arrow, arrow-in-chest, art-exhibition, artist, axe, axe-murder, bar
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Love Hurts. Remember that kid everyone ignored on Valentine's Day? - He remembers you. Falling in love has never hurt so bad. This February, Hearts Don't Just Break. They Get Even. Scared to be alone on Valentine's Day? You should be. Fall in love with terror this weekend. Revenge is sweet. Someone's going to give them a Valentine's Day to die for. 1... 2... 3... Are you ready to die? This Valentine's Day is gonna be killer!

Quotes:

[to Lily Voight]::Max Raimi: What's the problem?::Lily Voight: The problem is that you turned out to be a cheap, hypocritical sleazeball!::Max Raimi: Yeah, but you knew that. So... does this mean you're not gonna be my Valentine?

Dorothy Wheeler: Excuse me, who are you?::Ruthie: That's none of your business.::Campbell Morris: Don't worry, she's nobody.::Ruthie: Yeah, I'm nobody. I'm just the idiot who's still waiting for a return on my Internet investment. [to Campbell Morris] What did you call it? Bleed-Me-Dry.com?

Paige Prescott: Does somebody wanna be my Valentine?

Dorothy Wheeler: When you are old enough to rent a car, we can talk about your role as my stepmother.

Kate Davies: He's no angel, but he's not a killer.

Paige Prescott: [sarcastically, to Brian] You brought me upstairs to show me your penis? How sweet!

Shelley Fisher: Jason, I'm not a doctor yet, but it's my considered opinion you seek psychiatric help. Soon!

Adam Carr: Nice party, Dorothy.::Dorothy Wheeler: It blows!::Adam Carr: [to Kate Davies] Is everything okay?::Dorothy Wheeler: [obviously angry] Oh, yes! Everything's fine, it's just that men SUCK! But, that's no offense to you, Adam.::Adam Carr: None taken.

Paige Prescott: Detective Vaughn, please remove your hand from my thigh.::Det. Leon Vaughn: Okay, where would you like me to put it?::Paige Prescott: How about up your ass?

[Kate finds Adam drinking]::Kate Davies: Which one of the twelve steps is this?::Adam Carr: Kate! There you are. You know, I have been looking all over for you.::Kate Davies: And I wasn't at the bottom of the bottle?