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Number 98 – Like ABC discussing 90s pop with Hot Chip
Cuddle Fuddle – Passion Pit – Chosen by SWC – Taken from ‘Chunk of Change’ LP (2008)
So Valentine’s Day, let’s talk about that, it seems topical what with it being September. Although there is a link because, this record first surfaced as a Valentine’s Day Gift recorded by the singer of Passion Pit Michael Angelakos for his then girlfriend. Passion Pit didn’t exist then, people heard the songs and persuaded him to form a band, he did and a record contract was then duly signed and the rest is history (including the girlfriend it would appear, because Angelakos has recently come out as gay). I suppose recording your girlfriend some songs (and brilliant ones at that) is more novel than buying chocolates and teddy bears. Passion Pit are excellent, trust me.
When I was much younger I decided to surprise Mrs SWC on Valentines Day by taking her away for the weekend. At the time we were both really into the environment, saving it, using alternative energy that sort of thing. So there’s me in my early twenties wisdom thinking what could be better for a romantic weekend away that a trip to the Centre for Alternative Technology. An award winning place dedicated to the environment, solar power that sort of thing. It was a great idea. The only thing I’d overlooked was that it was in the middle of nowhere, not just that, it was in the middle of nowhere, nowehere being Wales. It was also the middle of February. Now, for those of you who don’t know Wales in February, romantic it is not. What it is, is very wet and (the bit where we were at least) very bleak.
It was also the days before the Internet and I had to find some accommodation, I didn’t have Trip Advisor or even a website. So I popped into a book shop and browsed the AA Guide to Bed and Breakfasts, found one in the town where the Centre was and booked that. I also booked two train tickets to a place called Machynlleth, which was the closest train station to the Centre.
Then I sat back and waited for the weekend before Valentines Day before surprising Mrs SWC, quietly impressed with my brilliance and generally romantic wonderfulness.
She seemed very pleasantly surprised when I told her, it was a Thursday night and we would be heading up on Monday morning and then coming back on the Thursday. She was so happy that she couldn’t speak. Maybe it was an omen because we had the trip from hell.
That Monday we boarded a train to Birmingham and it was pissing down. No, hang on it wasn’t pissing down it was shovelling it down, to the point where you might as well not bother with clothes because by the time you’d turned around and locked your front door, you were soaked through. It was 9am. We got to Birmingham at 2pm. Five hours. Normally it takes two hours to Birmingham but firstly a lorry hit a bridge just outside Bridgwater (or fucking Bridgwater as Mrs SWC calls it) then someone threw themselves off a bridge near Worcester. So eventually we rolled into Birmingham. Then we had two cold pasties on Platform Nine of New Street Station whilst waiting our connection. This came at 3.50pm. An hour later than expected. We should have arrived in Machynlleth two hours ago. We had another hour long trip to get there. Roughly 40 minutes later, we passed through a place called Caersws (sorry for all the Welsh towns, difficult to read), where a man genuinely tried to bring a sheep on to the train when it stopped at the train station. In Wales. A sheep. He was a farmer and he had just bought it. Apparently.
Eventually we rolled into our destination about 4 hours later than scheduled. We found our B&B. Now, re-read the bit about accommodation. We had no idea what this place was going to be like. To say it was a hovel would be polite. It was an utter dump but what follows was even worse. The owner of the B&B said hello and then put his pipe down on the table. “I’ve given you two the en suite room” he said. We smiled, perhaps this places isn’t so bad we decided. Now, here, I’ll ask you to define ‘en suite’. Done that good…Read on.
We entered the room, to be greeted by a small double bed in one corner, to the left of that was a wardrobe, and the other side of the room was the piece de resistance. We spun around to be greeted by a sink and a toilet. Yup. In the same room. En Suite you see. Erm…
The owner left us to it as Mrs SWC dried her weeping eyes.
“We are not staying here” she said and turned around and walked out. I agreed to be honest with her. I’d looked at the toilet, and I would have rather pissed in the sink. I mean why not, someone else had.
I caught her up down the main street in the town (after I’d grabbed the bags and told the owner that we ‘going to look elsewhere’). I looked at her and mouthed a “Sorry” and I wasn’t sure if it was good enough, it was still raining, it was freezing, we were tired, fed up, hungry, and I couldn’t blame her for being mightily pissed off.
So I hugged her and hoped that things were going to be alright (only the week before my friend Mark had got back from Ireland where he had gone to see his girlfriend, only to be dumped in the arrivals lounge at Dublin Airport, eight minutes into a five day trip) and over her shoulder I saw a big hotel. A big expensive looking hotel.
It turned out to be our (or my in particular) saviour. We had a lovely meal and a great night’s sleep. I could barely afford it but it was worth every single penny. Oh how we laugh it about this now.
The Centre for Alternative Technology was great as well, I totally recommend it.
It appears to be the 11th of the month, and therefore – here just for you is the entire ‘Chunk of Change’ mini album. Six tracks of geeky wonky pop brilliance.
Better Things
I’ve got your number
Live to Tell the Tale
Sleepyhead
Smile Upon Me