Artful Dodger

The Catastrophe at Catalina (2012)

Actors: Matthew Stratton (actor), Don Thacker (editor), Don Thacker (director), Don Thacker (writer), Danielle Doetsch (actress), Aaron Crippen (actor), Alexis Nordling (producer), Alex Mauer (composer), Danny Giovannini (writer), Danny Giovannini (actor), Emma Vandervest (producer), Mike Fierro (actor), Tim Martin (actor), Laurie McNeilly (actor), Jim McNicholas (actor),

Plot: Out from the unstable portal step MEN FROM ANOTHER TIME! No one knows who could emerge -- only that they will be INSANE. Can the scientists STOP the INSANITY by MENDING the TIMEHOLE, or will they OBLITERATE the PRESENT by DERANGING the PAST?! You're just in time for... THE CATASTROPHE AT CATALINA!

Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: Nuclear scientists obliterate the present while deranging the past.

Geezas (2011)

Actors: Simon Kassianides (producer), Simon Kassianides (actor), Simon Kassianides (director), Kalyn Karnan (miscellaneous crew), Danny Del Toro (actor), Al Santos (producer), Al Santos (actor), Mustafa Shakir (actor), Edward Bates (producer), Michael A. MacRae (actor), Edwin H. Bravo (actor), Mark Jackson (actor), Trisha Paytas (actress), Mark Jackson (writer), Mark Jackson (producer),

Plot: Dodger is sent to Los Angeles by his London Gangster father to retrieve his baby sister and the cash she ran away with. Things don't go as planned, putting Dodger and his new crew (Eddie, a hipster bookie and Jones, an underground boxer) in the sights of Latino Gangbangers and West Hollywood's notorious Gay Mafia.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Nothing but a load of gangster bollocks.

Kim Bok-nam salinsageonui jeonmal (2010)

Actors: Yeong-hie Seo (actress), Jeong-hak Park (actor), Mi-Joo Kim (editor), Deok-jae Jo (actor), Tae-seong Kim (composer), Gi-seop Jeong (actor), Min-ho Hwang (actor), Yong Oh (actor), Chul-soo Jang (director), Min Je (actress), Yong Kim (actor), Jae-seong Hong (actor), Seong-won Ji (actor), Ji-Eun Lee (actress), Woo-Seok Kim (actor),

Plot: Hae-won is a beautiful single woman in her thirties who works at a bank in the Seoul city. She leads a busy life until she becomes a witness to an attempted murder case, and at the same time, things get complicated at work. When things get out of hand she is forced to take a vacation so she heads for 'Moodo', a small undeveloped island, where she had once visited to see her grandparents. And where she had befriended a girl named Bok-nam who stills writes to Hae-won asking her to visit despite the fact that Hae-won never bothered to reply. Upon arriving at the island, Hae-won is shocked to see everyone treating Bok-nam like a slave. As practically the only young woman on the island, she is a plaything for all the men and a free laborer for the women. Sick of all the inhumane treatment, Bok-nam had tried to escape the island several times in the past but had failed each time. She begs Hae-won to help her escape the place, but Hae-won remains indifferent not wanting to be involved in complicated situations. When Bok-nam realizes that her own daughter will follow her footsteps, she tries to escape the island with her daughter. But her daughter gets killed in the process. And when she loses the only thing that had kept her going because of Hae-won's negligence, Bok-nam takes a sickle in her hand for revenge.

Keywords: bludgeoned-to-death, childhood-friend, death, death-of-daughter, decapitation, escape-from-island, female-nudity, impaled-on-flute, murder, prostitute
Genres: Crime, Drama, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Nothing is more deadly than a woman seeking revenge.

The Trance Tripper (2005)

Actors: Matthew Saliba (actor), Sara Murphy (miscellaneous crew), Mark Evin (writer), Mark Evin (composer), Mark Evin (director), Mark Evin (editor), Mark Evin (producer), Mark Evin (actor), Alexander Gorchkov (actor), Katia Gorshkova (actress), Misty-Lee Selinger (actress), Saska Carmichael Klunder (actress), Richard Evin (actor), Julian Kastner (actor), Leslie Schachter (actor),

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: ...and when the trance tripper invades, stay tuned for the coming oblique

Vents contraires (1995)

Actors: Carl Marotte (actor), Daniel Pilon (actor), Richard Zeman (actor), Jason Cavalier (actor), Paul Dupont (miscellaneous crew), David Soul (actor), Lynne Adams (actress), Vlasta Vrana (actor), Jean Pierre Bergeron (actor), Robert Higden (actor), Roger Bellon (composer), Allan A. Goldstein (director), Tim Post (actor), Paul Stewart (actor), James Rae (actor),

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Monkey Trouble (1994)

Actors: Mark Harden (miscellaneous crew), Christopher McDonald (actor), Mimi Rogers (actress), Jules Sylvester (miscellaneous crew), Mark Mancina (composer), Ante Novakovic (miscellaneous crew), Victor Argo (actor), Harvey Keitel (actor), Ridley Scott (producer), Thora Birch (actress), Frank Welker (actor), Aaron Lustig (actor), Dan Winthrop (miscellaneous crew), Dan Winthrop (miscellaneous crew), John Lafayette (actor),

Plot: Eva is a girl that is feeling left out and ignored when her new baby brother arrives. Nothing is going well for her, until she finds a new friend. Her new friend is Dodger, a monkey. Dodger and Eva become close friends and entertain crowds at the Boardwalk. That is, until Eva finds out that Dodger has a hidden talent - he's a trained thief.

Keywords: animal, based-on-novel, cartoon-on-tv, independent-film, lifting-person-in-air, monkey, monkey-actor
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Eva's new friend has big eyes, hairy feet, and very sticky fingers. He's cute. He's cuddly. He's a klepto.

Quotes:

Eva: EW! I am so not letting you eat lizards! From now on you are on a strict "no-yuck" diet.

Cab driver: [looking official and impersonal behind dark glasses] Sorry, we don't take Minors, Company rules.::Eva: I'm not a Minor, I'm in a major hurry!::Cab driver: [lowering his sunglasses to indicate that he is a bit human and understanding after all] You got money?::Eva: Yes! [Takes out a big wad of Cash, the Driver nods *o.k.*]::Eva: GO! [the Driver takes off]

Azro: They tooked everything! She took the TV. She even took my frickin' FOOD!

Azro: [message on answering machine] It's the machine. You know what to do!

The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990)

Actors: Lou Ferrigno (actor), Philip Sterling (actor), French Tickner (actor), Stan Lee (miscellaneous crew), Bill Bixby (producer), Susan Sullivan (actress), Bill Bixby (director), Bill Bixby (actor), Duncan Fraser (actor), John Novak (actor), Garwin Sanford (actor), Fred Henderson (actor), Gerald Di Pego (writer), Dwight McFee (actor), Chilton Crane (actress),

Plot: During the critical experiment that would rid David Banner of the Hulk,a spy sabotages the laboratory. Banner falls in love with the spy, Jasmin, who performs missions only because her sister is being held hostage by Jasmin's superiors. Banner and Jasmin try to escape from the enemy agents to rebuild their lives together, but the Hulk is never far from them.

Keywords: action-hero, airplane, anti-hero, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, bare-chested-male-fighting, based-on-comic, beefcake, beefcake-martial-arts, character-name-in-title
Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: For 12 years, he's been running. Tonight, it's over. Tonight, David Banner will find freedom . . . or death. Dr. David Banner Is About To Come Face To Face With The Beast That Lives Inside Him. Which One Of Them Will Survive?

Quotes:

Jasmine: Why should I trust you?::David Banner: Because I'm on the run, just like you.

Dr. Ronald Pratt: David, there is chance that I can rid you of this thing! But I have to see it, I have to study it David!

Amy Pratt: God bless you, son.::David Banner: God bless us all.

Jasmine: David, no, don't die. We can be free now.::David Banner: Jasmine... I am free.

David Banner: I can tear down a brick wall but I can also mend flesh and bone in hours, minutes.::Dr. Ronald Pratt: David, are you telling me that this creature cannot die?::David Banner: If the damage were catastrophic maybe. Maybe. But I have seen lacerations close in seconds, bullet wounds heal, I don't even have scar.::Dr. Ronald Pratt: That's incredible. It's almost... it's almost immortal.::David Banner: Incredible yes, an incredible nightmare. And I want to destroy it and be human again.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

Actors: Michael Lloyd (composer), Leo Gordon (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Michael Lloyd (producer), Anthony Newley (actor), Phil Fondacaro (actor), Arturo Gil (actor), Mackenzie Astin (actor), Debbie Lee Carrington (actress), Annie Wood (actress), Rod Amateau (writer), Rod Amateau (producer), Rod Amateau (director), M. Edward Salier (editor),

Plot: Seven disgusting kids but nevertheless of interesting personality are being made of the green mud coming out of garbage can. Once alive their master gives them rules to obey although they think that life is funnier without following stupid regulations like no television or no candy. Naturally this will cause some conflicts.

Keywords: acne, adolescent-humor, alligator, antique-shop, bad-breath, bar, based-on-toy, based-on-trading-cards, basement, beer
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Musical, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Ready or not... Here they come! The Garbage Gang Is Alive and Grosser Than Ever! Out of the garbage pail and into your heart A live action heap of fun! It doesn't get any grosser than this!

Quotes:

Valerie Vomit: [Valerie Vomit, finds her hamburger wrapper empty] Ali, you ate my burger!::Ali Gator: Oh, yeah? Prove it.::Valerie Vomit: I can't, you ate the evidence.

Captain Manzini: Did you get the blood of a toad and the eye of a newt?::Dodger: Nope. The pet shop's out of unicorns, too.::Captain Manzini: No wonder there's no magic in the world today. You can't get the ingredients.

Ali Gator: [looking at stuffed alligator, gasps] My God! It's Cousin Charlie!

Dodger: [starting work unloading a crate] Do you sell much of this stuff? We've only had two customers and they didn't buy anything.::Captain Manzini: Patience is a bitter vine, dear Dodger, but it bears sweet fruit.::Dodger: Huh?::Captain Manzini: That's from the Greek. It loses a little something in translation. Now, let's add a little sparkle to our merchandise. [hands Dodger a feather duster] Funny people should call this junk, isn't it? When every piece is a diary of the human spirit. [holds book, looks at inside cover] Take this, for instance. "To my darling Mary, from Herbert." This is more than a book. It's a testimony to love.::Dodger: [holds up teddy bear] And this?::Captain Manzini: Ah, did the child who slept with this grow up to shake the world?::Dodger: [hands Manzini a fold-out fan] Tell me about this, Captain Manzini::Captain Manzini: Ah, an early form of air conditioning. [waves folded-out fan in Dodger's face] Also, a tool of romance. It could beckon... [holds fan up to own face and waves toward it]... or rebuff. [folds up fan, taps Dodger on the shoulder with it]::Dodger: Did you ever get beckoned?::Captain Manzini: Yes. I also got rebuffed. But like me, this is a relic from a simpler age, when good and bad was black-and-white. And a man could settle all his differences with one of these. [holds up fencing sword, hands it to Dodger] Then some damn fool invented gunpowder, and a bigger damn fool split the atom. That's when I decided to leave mankind to it's folly and retire here. Into this world of memories

Captain Manzini: [handing Dodger something to replace his dirty clothes] Here, try this on.::Dodger: A dress?::Captain Manzini: Only to western eyes. This is a dashiki, given to me by the great African leader Um-Tuh-Tuh, in gratitude for making his mother-in-law disappear.::Dodger: You were in Africa?::Captain Manzini: Actually, I was on my way back from Egypt. I was doing a split week, Cleveland and Cairo. But that's a long story.

Captain Manzini: [coming up with a spell to get the kids back in the garbage pail] "Rats and thunder, wind and hail \ Send the kids back in the pail." [it fails to work] I don't understand it. It's your basic Mary Poppins and it's not working.

[last lines]::Captain Manzini: [to Dodger, as the kids leave] Perhaps it would have been safer to lock them away from the world. But as you've taught me, Dodger, you can't change the world by locking yourself away from it.

Foul Phil - Suit: My tummy hurts!::Greaser Greg - Suit: What did you eat?::Foul Phil - Suit: Everything!::Greaser Greg - Suit: That makes sense!

Comes a Horseman (1978)

Actors: Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), James Keach (actor), James Caan (actor), Irwin Winkler (producer), Mark Harmon (actor), Jim Davis (actor), Michael Small (composer), Richard Farnsworth (actor), Macon McCalman (actor), George Grizzard (actor), Jason Robards (actor), Jane Fonda (actress), Basil Hoffman (actor), Robert Chartoff (producer), Alan J. Pakula (director),

Plot: Ella Connors is a single woman who gets pressured to sell her failing cattle farm to her corrupt ex suitor, Jacob Ewing. She asks for help from her neighbor, Frank Athearn. As Ella and Frank fight back through stampedes, jealousy, betrayal, and sabotage...they eventually find love.

Keywords: 1940s, arson, bank, barroom-brawl, bound-and-gagged, cattle-drive, conservatism, cowboy, frontier, gunshot-wound
Genres: Drama, Romance, Western,
Taglines: She was as strong as the land for which she fought. And as vunerable. A story of love and freedom

The Beggar Girl's Wedding (1915)

Actors: Harry Lonsdale (actor), Leedham Bantock (director), Cecil del Gue (actor), Lauderdale Maitland (actor), Ethel Bracewell (actress), Nina Lynn (actress), Walter Melville (writer), Bernice Walters (actress), Fred Ingram (actor), Harry Hartley (actor), J.C. MacMillian (actor), George Mitchell (actor), Wilfred Payne (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,