'Tis better to give than to receive.

They say it's better to give than to receive. That's why they made this handy little machine. It does all your receiving for you, leaving you free to go all-giving, all the time.

Plus, if you give a couple of these receivers out as gifts, then they'll do all the receiving for the people you give them to, leaving those people free to do even more giving. And since you facilitated that giving, it's only fair that you also get some of the credit for it, plus the credit you already get for giving the receivers away in the first place.

And then, once your receiver is installed in your home, you can spend all your time giving it stuff- like music, tv shows, and movies- to play for you. That's a lot of giving that you can mark down on your moral scorecard! Not that we're keeping track or anything.