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Whiskey Tango (2012)

Actors: Victoria Mullen (actress), Scott A. Galeski (writer), Scott A. Galeski (director), Scott A. Galeski (producer), Curtis Lee Vest (actor), Brion Dodson (editor), Kelly Dodson (actor), David A. Espie (actor), Timothy King (actor), Sabrina Vest (actress), Mitch Ryder (actor), Ryan P. Patrick (actor), Chris Brantley (actor), Ryan Dillaha (actor), Mark Stanko (actor),

Plot: Country Music at it's not so finest. One hit wonder country sensation Gavin Boday clings onto his only hit song that is over a decade old. It takes you through the life and daily events and the people Gavin surrounds himself with. Comedy - some strong language.

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Day the Old Man Knocked (2010)

Actors: Carlo Rota (actor), Jeff Campagna (writer), Jeff Campagna (director), Jeff Campagna (editor), Jeff Campagna (writer), Austin Macdonald (actor), John Nadalin (producer), Joe Alonzi (producer), Laurence Correa (composer), Christy Bruce (actress), Johan Vandergun (actor), Landon Ramirez (miscellaneous crew), Scott Walker (actor), Eric Hanson (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: A Portrait of a Memory

How the West Wasn't Won (2009)

Actors: Lawayne Bontrager (director), Lawayne Bontrager (miscellaneous crew), Lawayne Bontrager (actor), Lawayne Bontrager (miscellaneous crew), Lawayne Bontrager (producer), Dewayne Bontrager (actor), Dewayne Bontrager (producer), Dewayne Bontrager (editor), Dewayne Bontrager (miscellaneous crew), Dean Tomlinson (actor), Dean Tomlinson (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Short, Western,

Coyote Safari Deja Vu (2008)

Actors: Jay Nistetter (producer), Jay Nistetter (director), Jay Nistetter (editor), Brent Fisher (actor), John Wayne (actor), Delroy Western (actor),

Genres: History,
Taglines: Remake of hunting today using yester-years tactics Firearm safety

Monster Cops: Shadow Company (2008)

Actors: Patrick A. Prejusa (director), Patrick A. Prejusa (writer), Patrick A. Prejusa (producer), Patrick A. Prejusa (composer), Patrick A. Prejusa (editor), Patrick A. Prejusa (actor), Kerry Cashion (actress), Danielle Motley (actress), Richard Gaither (actor), Brandon White (actor), Brandon White (producer), Greg Romeo (actor), David G. Holland (actor), Mark Holcomb (producer), Mark Holcomb (actor),

Plot: The team falls into a slight depression as lead agent Cutter seems to be "Missing Things" due to unresolved issues with the death of his wife. Carl gets Weir obsessed with a conspiracy theory concerning The Mothman. Greenly's psychic powers come into question when she develops her own obsessions with the conspiracy surrounding the death of Tupac Shakur. Bryce attempts to cheer everyone up with a "smiley face sticker" campaign, and all the while the team has to deal with a Werewolf hunt, a zombie attack, and a Vampire who likes to set traps. Also, learn how to kill Vampires and Zombies using the MKX300 weapon.

Keywords: military, swat, tupac-shakur, vampire, zombie
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Short,

Bummin' It: The Life and Times of Oyster Bummins (2006)

Actors: Steve Rassin (actor), Margie Devoles (actress), Michelle Boley (actress), Jim Cremins (actor), Kameron King (actor), Margaret Turner (actress), Andy Bader (editor), Steve Vernon (actor), Andy Bader (producer), Andy Bader (director), Susan Auten (actress), Jim Mahorney (actor), Adam Poole (actor), Justin Cioppa (writer), Geoff Goss (actor),

Plot: An act of questionable heroism has bought Oyster Bummins a decade of praise and loads of easy money as he washes windshields on his favorite street corner in the sleepy town of Burgaw. Life is grand... until idealistic outsider Artie Flannigan comes to town to open the latest in his chain of Squirts-4-Less car washes. The two come to blows and eventually square off in a battle for mayor of Burgaw that will change this town forever.

Keywords: artie, bum, bummins, burgaw, car-wash, flannigan, mayor, mockumentary, oyster, sidewalk
Genres: Comedy,

Tennis, Anyone...? (2005)

Actors: Sam McMurray (actor), Donal Logue (director), Danny Trejo (actor), Donal Logue (producer), Henry Thomas (actor), Donal Logue (writer), Paul Rudd (actor), J.P. Manoux (actor), Stephen Dorff (actor), Jason Isaacs (actor), Donal Logue (actor), D.W. Moffett (actor), Katherine Randolph (actress), Nina Kaczorowski (actress), Maeve Quinlan (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Sport,

Quotes:

Gary Morgan: You can tell a lot about a man by his backhand.

Siobhan Kelly: Shalom, everybody! Hi, I'm Siobhan Kelly. Well, Saul Berg has done it again, putting together another incredible tennis classic benefiting the Los Angeles Youth Network. We're all going mashuguna here for the hottest celebrities playing tennis for charities. So stick around. Mazel tov.

Gary Morgan: You know, your marriage was destroying your backhand. You know, you weren't in the zen. There was no joy. Tennis, it's a joyous expression of life.::Danny Macklin: If tennis is such a joyous expression of life, why do so many tennis pros kill themselves?::Gary Morgan: Well, because they don't know it's a joyous expression of life.

Johnnie Green: Listen, it's just a gift I found at the bottom of my bag, thought you might like it. You don't, I'll go sell it for a million to Jim or Robin or someone.::Danny Macklin: You write for, what, Robin Williams?::Johnnie Green: Yeah, what do you think he makes that "improv" shit up? Off the top of his head? Right. He'd still be Mork from fucking Ork if he didn't buy jokes from me at a hundred grand a pop.

Courtney Conte: Let me, let me explain something to you, okay. In the not-too-distant past, this company had eight shows on the air at the same time. Our last show, Everybody's Buddy, the Johnnie Green Show, you know, was the greatest syndication sale in television history. Okay? Today I've got two shows on the air and you are the star of one of them. You know, the crew looks to the star for leadership, for morale. And morale is pretty fucking low when the star of the show is sleeping on dirty laundry on an air mattress in his dressing room. You know, I hear about this for weeks now. How they can't get in your room and they open the door and it bumps up against something on the floor, which I guess is you!

Freelancer (2002)

Actors: Martin Walz (writer), Martin Walz (director), Matthias Brenner (actor), Sarah Clara Weber (editor), Bianca Karsten (actress), Susanne Hirschler (actress), Tobias Maehler (actor), Robert Kotulla (actor), Alexander Klages (actor), Lars Hoeppner (writer), Robert Christen (actor), Paula Hafele (actress),

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short,

Redneck Zombies (1989)

Actors: Nicola Fiore (actress), Nicola Fiore (actress), Pericles Lewnes (actor), Pericles Lewnes (director), Pericles Lewnes (producer), Edward Bishop (producer), Edward Bishop (editor), Michael Poole (actor), Joan Murphy (actress), Debby Bishop (actress), Adrian Bond (composer), William E. Benson (producer), William E. Benson (actor), William Decker (actor), Cole Anderson (actor),

Plot: In the back-woods of America live a very special kind of people. Friendly, decent, hard-working dirt farmers. When they accidentally drink a barrel of nuclear waste they turn into tobacco chewing, flesh eating, cannibal kinfolk from hell. Meanwhile, seven sophisticated city slickers on vacation get lost in the woods and encounter a nightmare world of these illiterate, and extremely insensitive, undead. While the tourists hikers use all their wits and courage to stay alive, more and more "down-home" types imbibe the nasty brew until Redneck Zombies are everywhere. What started as a scenic nature-hike turns into a bloodbath of dismemberment and cannibalism.

Keywords: arthouse, blood, bolt-action-rifle, camper, camping, cannibalism, chewing-tobacco, child-drinking-alcohol, creature-feature, cult
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: They're Tobacco Chewin', Gut Chompin', Cannibal Kinfolk from Hell!

Quotes:

Billy-Bob/Ellie May: Well, [Ellie May grabs his fishing pole and starts leaving] gotta go.::Jed Clemson: Well where you going::Billy-Bob/Ellie May: I'm going fishing!::Junior: Got worms?::Billy-Bob/Ellie May: Yeah but I'm going anyway.

Billy-Bob/Ellie May: But Pa its gonna take me all night to deliver this!::Jed Clemson: Quit yer bellyachin Ellie May, or else I ain't gonna save any mash for ya. I'm just gonna save it for my self and for your brothers and Ma... and maybe even some for Perky.::Billy-Bob/Ellie May: You shouldn't give any to Ma. You know that stuff makes her crazy!::Jed Clemson: You quit your sassin' boy! I'll pulled you outta yer mother and I'll shove ya right back in!

Bob: [Telling a story while smoking a joint] She says "three inches". So I said "Yeah. From the FLOOR!"

Lisa Dubois: [the campers smoke a joint] Wilbur, did you treat this weed?::Wilbur: Only with respect, baby.

Jethro Clemson: [drinking radioactive moonshine] Aliens! Aliens!

Wilbur: It's party time! [pulls out a stash of weed]::Lisa Dubois: What is that?::Andy: Colombian?::Bob: Jamaican?::Lisa Dubois: Swiss?::Wilbur: Only the best... New Jersey.::Bob: What exit?