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Jason X (2001)

Actors: Daniela Saioni (miscellaneous crew), Philip Williams (actor), Harry Manfredini (composer), Sean S. Cunningham (producer), Roman Podhora (actor), Laurel Bresnahan (miscellaneous crew), Kane Hodder (actor), Kane Hodder (actor), Boyd Banks (actor), David Cronenberg (actor), John 'Frenchie' Berger (miscellaneous crew), Dov Tiefenbach (actor), Victor Miller (writer), Jonathan Potts (actor), Marilyn Jang (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Set way in the future, Earth is no longer inhabitable, so humans have colonized in outer space. One colony receives two cryogenically frozen bodies, and when they defrost them, one of the bodies turns out to be.....who else? Jason Voorhees. No longer in the forest or Camp Crystal Lake, Jason stalks the colonists in a whole new environment.

Keywords: 25th-century, altering-future, babe-scientist, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, beat-with-a-chain, beating, blood, broken-back, character-name-in-title
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Evil Gets An Upgrade Welcome to the Future of Horror. Welcome to the Future of Horror. He's been drowned, chainsawed, knifed, axed, hammered, shocked, burned, spiked, nailed, shot and frozen. Now he's back for more.

Quotes:

Rowan: How do we get off this ship?::Waylander: I don't know.::Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?::Waylander: "Beam us off"?

Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.::Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.

Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.

[Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body]::Kay-Em 14: I'd clap if I could.

[Rowan meets Kay-Em 14, the crew's technodroid]::Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real.::Kay-Em 14: I AM real.

Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. [Jason stabs him through the chest again] Yeah, that oughta do it.

Rowan: I don't think he's out there...::Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?

[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]::Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete! [laughs it off] Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya...::[Jason stares at him]::Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!

Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.::Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?

Gladiators (1995)

Actors: Clayton Jacobson (miscellaneous crew), Aaron Pedersen (actor), Des Monaghan (producer), Ryctor (actor), Kimberley Joseph (actress), David Curtis (miscellaneous crew), Roger Kirk (producer), Kylie Watson (actress), Mike Hammond (actor), John Seru (actor), Matt Daniel-Baker (miscellaneous crew), Mike Whitney (actor), Ana García (miscellaneous crew), Lourene Bevaart (actress), Marty Irwin (composer),

Genres: Action, Game-Show,

Quotes:

Gladiator 'Rebel': Ouch! I broke a nail! Gotta stop punching those brick walls.

Kangaroo Court (1994)

Actors: Michael O'Keefe (actor), Sean Astin (producer), Sean Astin (director), Daniel Petrie Jr. (producer), Gregory Hines (actor), Stoney Jackson (actor), William Goldenberg (editor), Vicellous Reon Shannon (actor), Dex Elliott Sanders (actor), Christopher Stanley (actor), T.E. Russell (actor), Mister Jones (actor), Laurence Andries (writer), Gerald W. Ivory (miscellaneous crew), Nicholas Hassitt (producer),

Genres: Short,

Du shen 2 (1994)

Actors: Kai Man Tin (actor), Kai Man Tin (actor), Blackie Ko Shou Liang (actor), Ken Lo (actor), Charles Heung (actor), Tony Leung Ka Fai (actor), Yun-Fat Chow (actor), Charles Heung (actor), Yun-Fat Chow (actor), Chi Fai Chan (actor), Tony Leung Ka Fai (actor), Kar-Ying Law (actor), Siu-Kei Lee (actor), Kar-Ying Law (actor), Elvis Tsui (actor),

Plot: Ko Chun, the God of Gamblers, returns living a wealthy life, but a rival appears, killing the God of Gamblers pregnant wife and soon to be son. Before dying, his wife tells him not to gamble for one year and not to reveal his identity as the God of Gamblers. A year almost passes, and the gambler lives a forgiving life, until the man who kills his wife appears, taking revenge into his own hands.....

Keywords: blood, blood-splatter, brutality, bullet-ballet, chateau, china, france, frogman, gambling, gun
Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama,

Fei ying gai wak (1991)

Actors: Jackie Chan (writer), Stephen Endelman (composer), Raymond Chow (producer), Carol 'Do Do' Cheng (actress), Leonard Ho (producer), Bozidar Smiljanic (actor), Jackie Chan (actor), Bozidar Smiljanic (actor), Jackie Chan (actor), Aldo Sambrell (actor), Jackie Chan (actor), Mars (actor), Ken Lo (actor), Mohamed Benhmamane (miscellaneous crew), Jackie Chan (director),

Plot: Agent Jackie is hired to find WWII Nazi gold hidden in the Sahara desert. He teams up with three bundling women (the 3 stooges?) who are all connected in some way. However a team of mercenries have ideas on the ownership of the gold. A battle / chase ensues as to who gets there first. Lots of choregraphed Kung-Fu and quirky Chan humour.

Keywords: action-hero, adventurer, ak-47, ambush, bare-butt, bloopers-during-credits, booby-trap, brawl, buried-treasure, car-chase
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: The Biggest Martial Arts Epic Ever Made. On his most dangerous mission ever, the world's toughest secret agent isn't going in alone. This summer, action takes flight.

Quotes:

Jackie Condor: African vampires don't like Chinese blood.

Elsa: [while being chased by one guard] Jackie! Save us!::Jackie Condor: [while fighting five guards] I'm busy!

Jackie Condor: [while holding a gun to his head and threatening to kill him, but the guards betrayed Adolf] You call my bluff. I'll count to three. Drop your guns or he's dead. 1,2... 3::[He throws the gun down]::Jackie Condor: Well, he wins.::Adolf's Guard #1: If you don't kill him I will.

Jackie Condor: [Discovering one guard is missing] It's strange, your grandfather had eighteen guards. Fifteen down here and two up there, that's only seventeen.::Ada: Where's the last one.::Adolf's Guard #1: [Comes into the tunnel with other guards and guns] Don't move.::Adolf: I'm the eighteenth guard.

Ada: [a piece of gold falls out of Jackie's pocket after they just escaped the base before it blew up] The constolation prize.

Elsa: [At the guards they just catured, with a gun in her hands] I'll shoot.::Adolf's Guard #3: Better believe her boys, she shoots like a maniac.::Elsa: Not a move [Suddenly she slips, falls, and empties the gun of ammunition almost shooting someone]::Ada: Where are you from?

Man with Stolen Clothes: [last lines, shoots a gun at them] Ohh, the gods, they led them back to us.::Jackie Condor: [throws them the gold piece] Here, here is the gold you wanted.::Man with Stolen Clothes: Who wants gold, we want water.::Jackie Condor: [throws them an empty jug] here you can have the rest of this, if there is anything left [they fight over it] it just goes to show that we never know what we need or want.::Ada: I never thought I would see people fighting over water.::Man with Stolen Clothes: [notices that it is empty] Water, WATER!::Jackie Condor: I suggest that we get together and look for it. [to Ada] Well your our desert expert, where do you think we should go?::Ada: I think we should head that way, there should be an owaysiss to the north.::Elsa: No, I think we should go this way.::Jackie Condor: No, we have to listen to our desert expert.::Man with Stolen Clothes: Ohh, we must have crossed over a million sand dunes.::Ada: [as the camera pulls away eventually showing that they'er in the middle of the desert] I'm sure it's just over the next one. As I was saying, only a quarter of the desert is covered with sand.::Man with Stolen Clothes: The gods must be angry with us.

Ada: [hitting him with a stick thinking he is a burglar] Take that, get out you thief, out, out...::Jackie Condor: It's me you idiot::[he sighs painfully]::Jackie Condor: IT'S ME! I knew you wanted to hit me, but did you have to hit so hard.::Ada: [sacasticly] Yes, sure I knew it was you and that was why I hit so hard.

Tasza: [comes out with a machine gun] Where are these burglars?::Elsa: Over there. What are you waiting for? Shoot them!::Tasza: Pay me.::Elsa: What.::Tasza: No money, no shoot.::Elsa: [she gives him money] Ohh, there.::Tasza: Ohhh, that's good [gives gun to Elsa] you shoot.::Elsa: Me, why?::Tasza: Good deal.

Jackie Condor: DON'T LET GO!

UFO Cover-Up?: Live! (1988)

Actors: Robert Emenegger (actor), Bill Bracken (producer), Michael B. Seligman (producer), Mike Farrell (actor), Garry Hood (miscellaneous crew), Michael Dimich (miscellaneous crew), Martin Pasetta (director), Kent Green (miscellaneous crew), Lyn Goldfarb (miscellaneous crew), Tracy Tormé (writer), Tracy Tormé (producer), Greg V. Fera (miscellaneous crew), Jerry Lambert (composer), Karen Apple (miscellaneous crew), Amy Stober (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Documentary,

Hammerhead (1968)

Actors: David Miller (director), David Prowse (actor), Irving Allen (producer), Peter Vaughan (actor), Andreas Malandrinos (actor), Patrick Holt (actor), Diana Dors (actress), William Mervyn (actor), Vince Edwards (actor), Kenneth Cope (actor), Kathleen Byron (actress), Douglas Wilmer (actor), Windsor Davies (actor), Rita Davison (miscellaneous crew), Geoffrey Foot (editor),

Plot: Hammerhead is a dangerous international criminal suspected by British Intelligence of trying to steal NATO defense secrets. In desperation, a young, charming soldier of fortune is called in to match wits and guts in man-to-man combat with Hammerhead. His name is Charles Hood and he operates in London (the wilder parts) and moves on to the Portuguese coast in pursuit of Hammerhead and pursued by pert, kooky London model Sue Trenton.

Keywords: based-on-novel, james-bond-spoof, spy, spying
Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Nothing ever hit you like 'Hammerhead'.

The Professionals (1960)

Actors: Don Sharp (director), William Alwyn (composer), Larry Taylor (actor), Stratford Johns (actor), Julian Wintle (producer), Andrew Faulds (actor), Arthur Hewlett (actor), Arthur Goullet (actor), Peter Barnes (writer), William Lucas (actor), Leslie Parkyn (producer), Eric Corrie (actor), Noel Coleman (actor), Edward Cast (actor), Norman Priggen (producer),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

The Sea Hornet (1951)

Actors: Monte Blue (actor), Emile Meyer (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Harlan Briggs (actor), James Brown (actor), Charles Meredith (actor), William Forrest (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Gil Frye (actor), William Haade (actor), Richard Jaeckel (actor), Jim Davis (actor), Roy Engel (actor), John McGuire (actor), Tudor Owen (actor),

Plot: "The Sea Hornet" was a merchant ship sunk, supposedly by a torpedo, less than a mile off the California Coast during World War Two. Six years later when his buddy is killed, attempting to blow up the sunken ship, on the orders of Suntan Radford ('Adele Mara' (qv)) and Tony Sullivan ('Jim Davis (I)' (qv)), deep-sea diver "Gunner" McNeil ('Rod Cameron' (qv)) has his suspicions aroused... especially since Suntan is the daughter of the ship's captain that died when the ship sunk, and Sullivan was a crew member. Plus the fact the ship had over a million dollars in cash on board. During the course of his investigation, he becomes romantically involved with Ginger Sullivan ('Lorna Gray (I)' (qv), the singer at the swanky resort hotel on the coast near the sunken ship.

Keywords: alcoholic-woman, b-movie, bartender, brother, cigarette-smoking, cigarettes, coast-guard-officer, cold-storage-room, daughter, death-of-father
Genres: Adventure, Crime, Mystery,

Mystery Ship (1941)

Actors: James Sweeney (editor), Trevor Bardette (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Harry C. Bradley (actor), Dick Curtis (actor), Edward Earle (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Dwight Frye (actor), Chuck Hamilton (actor), Roger Imhof (actor), Paul Kelly (actor), Cy Kendall (actor), Eddie Laughton (actor), Kenneth MacDonald (actor),

Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: SPIES TAKE OVER A U.S. SHIP IN MID-ATLANTIC...as U.S. agents keep the Stars and Stripes flying in submarine-infested waters!