- published: 07 May 2016
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Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He is known for his use of observational, often vulgar, and sometimes dark comedy.
He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks, and My Best Friend's Girl. He also provided the lead voice role in the 2013 family film Planes, and its 2014 sequel Planes: Fire & Rescue.
This is another one too and i knew you're like me,
I hate it when somebody turns around on my driveway,
You're just sitting comfortabely watching TV,
You hear a car
plusfs who's this?
he its so disrupted if you look out strange car,
You don't know if its a goverment official
you start getting concernt
What I don't know this car,
Then they turn to leave ya,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
you waisted moments of my life
moments i will never get back
Someday o I am gonna run out to that car catch them before they leave,
knock on the window make em roll down
you ever turn around on my driveway again,
I gonna cut your fucking head off
I gonna put your head on my antenna and drive around,
with your head on my antenna,
And hopefully i'll get a tougher??
and he goes are you outta your fucking mind?
Then i pull on the switch play
You really are outta your fucking mind!
And i go zang sadam.
I hope they never come back and try to turn around my driveway again,
cause then i'll be in the window like