The Inquisition of Camilo Sanz (2014)

Actors: Alexander Brink (actor), Sujoy De (actor), Yolande Ductan (actor), Wes Hager (actor), Richmond Hoxie (actor), Kent Koren (actor), Kenneth Maharaj (actor), Francisco Narvaez (actor), Jimmy Palumbo (actor), Lawton Paseka (actor), Julio Posada (actor), Álvaro Rodríguez (actor), Reza Salazar (actor), Brandi Satterfield (actor), Carlos Anaya (actor),

Genres: Drama, Romance,

L'heure espagnole (2004)

Actors: Yann Beuron (actor), Franck Ferrari (actor), Jean-Paul Fouchécourt (actor), Alain Vernhes (actor), Sophie Koch (actress), Franc-Nohain (writer), Laurent Pelly (costume designer), Reiner Moritz (director), Laurent Pelly (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Music,

Carry on Columbus (1992)

Actors: Keith Allen (actor), John Antrobus (actor), Mark Arden (actor), Andrew Bailey (actor), Harold Berens (actor), David Boyce (actor), Julian Clary (actor), Martin Clunes (actor), Allan Corduner (actor), Bernard Cribbins (actor), Jim Dale (actor), Toby Dale (actor), Jack Douglas (actor), Duncan Duff (actor), Nej Adamson (actor),

Plot: Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a great deal of money through taxing the merchants who have to pass through his country on the current route, sends his best spy, Fatima, to wreck the trip.

Keywords: bare-butt, carry-on, character-name-in-title, expedition, independent-film, last-of-series, navigation, sea, sequel, ship
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Up your anchor for a well crewed voyage

Quotes:

The Wazir: [after a messenger arrives] He brings news of what the Lisbonians are getting up to.::The Sultan: I don't care what they get up to, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the camels!::The Wazir: No, no, sir, the city of Lisbon.::The Sultan: Oh! The one in Portugal?::The Wazir: Quite correct, O mighty one.

Fatima: You mean, the sharks won't eat me whole?::Marco the Cereal Killer: Oh, no! I'm told they spit that bit out first!

Nina the Model: Well I'm off to Italy next week. Michelangelo wants to do me up on the ceiling.::Christopher Columbus: Well you mind you hang onto something while you're up there!

Don Juan Diego: Here, we just had a leak in the hold.::Bart Columbus: Oh did you? Well next time do it over the side!

Christopher Columbus: [a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars] What do you make of it?::Mordecai Mendoza: Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage. [Columbus takes a bite] What does it taste like?::Christopher Columbus: Horse shit.::Mordecai Mendoza: Is it cooked?::Christopher Columbus: If it is they should shoot the cook. [the slave lights the Chief's cigar] Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.::Mordecai Mendoza: So try it cooked. [the slave lights Columbus' cigar. He has a puff] What's it taste like now?::Christopher Columbus: Still tastes like horse shit.

Fatima: [Last line] Carry on, Columbus.

The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)

Actors: Jeffrey Combs (actor), Geoffrey Copleston (actor), Larry Dolgin (actor), Fabrizio Fontana (actor), Jonathan Fuller (actor), Lance Henriksen (actor), Stephen Lee (actor), Mark Margolis (actor), William J. Norris (actor), Tunny Piras (actor), Oliver Reed (actor), Benito Stefanelli (actor), Tom Towles (actor), Frances Bay (actress), Fabio Carfora (actor),

Plot: It is the time of the Spanish Inquisition. Maria does not like what is going on during the "Auto De Fe". When she speaks out, she is arrested and accused of being a witch. Torquemada has plans for her! He orders her tortured, and her tongue to be cut out. Her husband attempts to free her...

Keywords: 1400s, 15th-century, accuser, baker, based-on-story, based-on-the-works-of-edgar-allan-poe, betrayal, blade, blasphemy, blood
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: A bizarre descent into hell from the creator of Re-Animator.

Quotes:

Francisco: I'm sorry, mistress, that you weren't properly able to confess. There just wasn't enough time to torture you.::Esmeralda: Thanks anyway.

Torquemada: Surely Rome understands that public executions discourage sin?::Cardinal: The good Lord, you know, padre, he want us to love our neighbor, no roast him, mmm? No roast him ...

Dr. Heusos: You idiots, why did you tear out her tongue?::Gomez: We didn't. We don't do tongues.::Francisco: Of course not. How can they confess if they don't have tongues?

[As Torquemada has the Cardinal bricked behind a wall]::Cardinal: For the love of God!::Torquemada: Yes, for the love of God.

Torquemada: Take them to their cells.::Maria: You swore you'd show mercy!::Torquemada: In this place, death is mercy.

Mendoza: Savior.::Torquemada: What are you doing here? Why don't you go torture some heretics!

Cardinal: No!::Gomez: No!::Cardinal: No, I tell you, I havea de seal of de Pope!::Gomez: Oh! He hasa de seal of de Pope!::Cardinal: NO! Help me!::Gomez: Help me!::Cardinal: Someone help me!::Gomez: Someone help me!::Cardinal: No! No, I tell you! No, Help me! Help me someone!

Cardinal: The Pope also want the Inquisition to stop the use of torture. And declare an amnesty on all heretics and witches. Hmm?::Torquemada: Rome is behind the times. His Holiness is old and lost his zeal!::Cardinal: He is the Pope!::Torquemada: And I am the Inquisition!::Cardinal: His Holiness also DEMAND...order you to return to Rome with me for an audience.::Torquemada: I've received no such demand.::Cardinal: [chuckles] I just deliver it!

Cardinal: [about to be killed] No!::Gomez: Yes!

Bye Bye Columbus (1991)

Actors: Timothy Bateson (actor), Peter Bayliss (actor), Simon Callow (actor), Christopher Ettridge (actor), Nicholas Farrell (actor), Alex Jennings (actor), Gene Latter (actor), James Laurenson (actor), Daniel Massey (actor), Shaun Prendergast (actor), Jack Shepherd (actor), Jack Shepherd (actor), Barry Stanton (actor), John Turner (actor), Timothy West (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama,

Torquemada (1989)

Actors: Michel Auclair (actor), Jacques Breuer (actor), Georges Claisse (actor), François Dyrek (actor), Sinde Filipe (actor), André Julien (actor), Luís Lucas (actor), José Mora Ramos (actor), João Perry (actor), Francisco Rabal (actor), Vitorino Salomé (actor), Rogério Samora (actor), Dietmar Schönherr (actor), Antonino Solmer (actor), Rogério Vieira (actor),

Genres: Drama, History,

Ciemnosci kryja ziemie (1989)

Actors: Stanislaw Jaroszynski (actor), Tomasz Krupa (actor), Piotr Rzymyszkiewicz (actor), Jan Zdrojewski (actor), Jacek Talczewski (producer), Grzegorz Kruszewski (writer), Grzegorz Kruszewski (director), Cezary Kowalczuk (editor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

History of the World: Part I (1981)

Actors: J.J. Barry (actor), Sean Barry-Weske (actor), Mitchell Bock (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Mel Brooks (actor), Jay Burton (actor), Sid Caesar (actor), Charlie Callas (actor), Ron Carey (actor), Jack Carter (actor), Jonathan Cecil (actor), Royce D. Applegate (actor),

Plot: From the dawn of man to the distant future, mankind's evolution (or lack thereof) is traced. Often ridiculous but never serious, we learn the truth behind the Roman Emperor, we learn what REALLY happened at the Last Supper, the circumstances that surrounded the French Revolution, how to test eunuchs, and what kind of shoes the Spanish Inquisitor wore.

Keywords: 1,000,000-b.c., 1480s, 15th-century, 18th-century, 1st-century, 2,000,000-b.c., 20,000,000-b.c., actor-playing-multiple-roles, alternative-history, ancient-rome
Genres: Comedy, Musical,
Taglines: IN MEL WE TRVST a little something to offend everyone...

Quotes:

Auctioneer: What country are you from?::Josephus: Ethiopia.::Auctioneer: What part?::Josephus: 125th Street!

Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?::Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.::Dole Office Clerk: What?::Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.::Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!::Comicus: *Grumble*...::Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?::Comicus: No.::Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?::Comicus: Yes!

Jew #1: I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!

[Rimbaud's father has been thrown in prison for making an offhand remark at a party]::King Louis XVI: What did he say?::Mademoiselle Rimbaud: He said, "The poor ain't so bad."::King Louis XVI: [shocked] "The poor ain't so bad?" Huh, you're lucky he's still alive!

[while disguised as King Louis, Jacques agrees to release Mademoiselle Rimbaud's father]::Jacques: [searching the forms in Louis's desk] Execution, Execution, Execution, Execution, Execution... tough guy.

Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king!::[He strides to the guillotine with dignity]::Citizen Official: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?::Jacques: None!::Citizen Official: Have you any last request?::Jacques: None!::Citizen Official: Test the guillotine!::[Another executioner triggers the guillotine; the blade comes down and chops the head off a wooden dummy]::Jacques: *Holy shit!* Uh, wait! Wait! Last request! I have a last request!::Citizen Official: What is your last request?::Jacques: Novocaine!::[the Official confers with the Executioner]::Citizen Official: There is no such thing known to medical science!::Jacques: I'll wait!

King Louis XVI: Ah, now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet!

Jew #2: I was sitting in a temple / I was minding my own business / I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass / Then these papist persons plunge in / And they throw me in the dungeon / And they shove a red-hot poker up my ass / Is that considerate? / Is that polite? / And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!

Count de Monet: Where is the King?::Gerard: Playing chess.::Bearnaise: Chess! I hate chess!

Fortunata y Jacinta (1980)

Actors: Julio Gavilanes (actor), Paul Mercey (actor), Antonio Passy (actor), Marina Andina (actress), Pilar Torres (actress),

Genres: ,

Die spanische Stunde (1967)

Actors: Marcel Cordes (actor), Oskar Czerwenka (actor), Michel Sénéchal (actor), Kurt Wehofschitz (actor), Mimi Coertse (actress), Wilfried Scheib (producer), Harald Windisch (producer), Franc-Nohain (writer), Ronny Reiter (costume designer), Walter Sihorsch (editor), Gerti Heller (miscellaneous crew), Herta Schmied (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Music,