shiraz

@shiraz

Tweeting for . Married to . I like the color orange more than you do. are the best at everything.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Nov 2014
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    I'M A FREAKING CAPTAIN IN !! Twitter HQ is pumped! cc

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    Hello it is Friday and I am here with the latest Chinese meme: “karma’s a bitch” Here are some of the best ones:

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    Happy

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 25

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    Fuck you Rian Johnson.
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  5. Jan 25

    OMG YES. – at Twitter HQ

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  6. Jan 25

    🙏 best compliment I've ever gotten at work – at Twitter HQ

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  7. Jan 25

    lol first run since marathon in Nov – at Fitness SF MidMarket

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  8. Jan 22

    👀

    just setting up my twitter
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  9. Retweeted
    5 Sep 2016

    TANGLED IS BETTER THAN FROZEN

    4 replies 74 retweets 110 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    ⚡️ A look at the across the nation 👇

    6 replies 54 retweets 135 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    “...and so I must propose a vote of no confidence.”

    16 replies 243 retweets 750 likes
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  12. Retweeted
    3 Jan 2013

    Just shows that you can have all the cards and lose if you don’t know what you’re doing.

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  13. Jan 19

    I wish made orange 511's

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Clumping and scoopable, 225k. Regular-2am-‘I’m-outta-kitty-litter’-7-eleven crap, 325k.

    Hey if this tweet gets 100k RTs will you come to my house and clean my cat’s litter box?
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    Jan 18

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    Thanks for visiting us and showing us some pretty cool tricks! 👆🏀🔄

    6 replies 21 retweets 173 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    Current members who voted against MLK day: Senate: Richard Shelby (R-AL) Chuck Grassley (R-IA) John McCain (R-AZ) Orrin Hatch (R-UT) Johnny Isakson (R-GA House: Jim Sensenbrenner (R-WI) Hal Rogers (R-KY) John Culberson (R-TX) Steve Scalise (R-LA)

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    *GASP*

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  19. Jan 14

    wtffff

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  20. Jan 13

    never pass on seeing live – at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium

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  21. Jan 13

    that's a wrap great show 👏 – at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium

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