Irvine Welsh
I'm a Dylan fan, but this is an ill conceived nostalgia award wrenched from the rancid prostates of senile, gibbering hippies.
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What you need to know Friday
World News
4 hours ago
The Dodgers beat the Nationals in Game 5 of the NLDS, Putin cancels trip to France, cases of TB rose worldwide in 2015, clown costumes are popular heading to Halloween and a look ahead.
Cops called on news crew for looking 'suspicious'
US News
42 minutes ago
Reporter Homa Bash and a cameraman were preparing to shoot a news story in Plano, Texas when someone reported them to police.
High Schoolers across the country are getting decked out for Spirit Week
Amazing
1 hour ago
Students and teachers are letting their freak flags fly in the name of school spirit.
Featured Tweets
Donald J. Trump
Thank you to our U.S. Navy for protecting our country, both in times of peace & war. Together, WE WILL MAKE AMERICA SAFE & GREAT AGAIN!pic.twitter.com/PGO6uuFXL6
Bleacher Report
Luke Walton showed up to practice hungover once and Kobe did the most Kobe thing ever #MambaMentalitypic.twitter.com/zsh3aUe14S
billboard
Listen to 5H's @camilacabello97 & @MachineGunKelly's complicated love song #BadThings http://blbrd.cm/gSZjNG pic.twitter.com/oVZsmJY9Rj
Conor McGregor
Hustling everyday like I'm not mepic.twitter.com/38I0Fd95en
Lin-Manuel Miranda
We got our Pulitzer Prizes tonight. Does this NOT look like exactly the sort of hang where The Joker and his crew would terrorize Gotham?pic.twitter.com/7V1siapNLA
Vice President Biden
For 241 years, you have selflessly defended our nation and preserved freedom on the seas. Happy Birthday @USNavy!pic.twitter.com/j1qzWcsKB2
Mallam Garba Shehu
It is confirmed that 21 of the missing Chibok Girls have been released and are in the custody of the Department of State Services, DSS.
Pokémon
Tsareena's Queen Majesty Ability prevents opponents from using moves that would attack first! #PokemonSunMoonpic.twitter.com/kDL3xopVRC
Tyler Oakley
had a blast registering students to vote with @HillaryforVA on campus yesterday!! so easy to register: http://iwillvote.com #VirWINia 
pic.twitter.com/PFOfAfMUhQ
deray mckesson
Five years ago, Ben Carson was a hero to so many people. Today, he's a huge disappointment.pic.twitter.com/7Cs1vB5ZWl
Cut4
.@bharper3407's rocking an #RIPHarambe bat knob tonight: http://atmlb.com/2e9bHFk #NLCSpic.twitter.com/mO1uvKraw4
Zoë
TBT to Digitour 2013 
(and @Caspar_Lee but can't tag you in the photo)pic.twitter.com/rldjcKipGf
Ellen DeGeneres
There’s a chill in the air. Time to find a snuggle buddy.pic.twitter.com/E9K5IzEgWu
Luke Hemmings
5 Seconds Of Summer
BEHOLD COUNT DABULA Halloween is coming...pic.twitter.com/xJVI0XveNN
D'Angelo Russell Goes Off
NBA
31 points on 10/14 shooting (5/6 from deep) for D'Angelo Russell in @Lakers #NBApreseason action.pic.twitter.com/JGsigw79UY
Stephen Colbert
Hey, if you're hiring, this guy's looking for a new gig. Watch #LSSC Monday for more.pic.twitter.com/FqMB7zKj6o
ABC News
NYC audit finds no evidence Trump donated to 9/11 charities in year after attack, despite promising to donate $10K. http://abcn.ws/2dZ3j8H pic.twitter.com/8gXkXAcbZ0
Cute Emergency
Tim Cook
Just rode JRE's Yamanote line with Apple Pay. Can't wait for our customers in Japan to start using it later this month.pic.twitter.com/mMcK3iIaS4
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