The Mind Job (2012)

Actors: Lorna Lesley (actress), Paul Barry (actor), Krew Boylan (actress), Matthew Moore (actor), Ben Brock (actor), Jj Winlove (writer), Catherine Farrah (actress), Jj Winlove (director), Debra Ades (actress), Kelly Atkinson (actress), Piers Burbrook de Vere (composer), Jeremy Yang (composer), Glen Mallory (actor), Rebecca Doyle (actress), Zoe Marsh (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Romance, Short,
Taglines: It's going to be a long night

Hokus Pokus (2011)

Actors: Austin Newman (editor), Austin Newman (actor), Austin Newman (producer), Austin Newman (writer), Austin Newman (director), James Harvley (actor), Stephanie E. King (writer), Neal Beggs (actor), Ellenbess Gable (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

False Pretense (2011)

Actors: Julianna Pitt (actress), Marc Boese (writer), Marc Boese (producer), Marc Boese (director), Marc Boese (editor), Mike Hahn (actor), Walter J. Colson (actor), Andrea D. McGee (producer), Ellin Iselin (actress), Beno Varghese (actor), Jenni Melear (actress), Steve Anderson Jr. (actor), Britnie Banks (actress), Joshua LaMoureaux (actor), Joe Vigil (actor),

Genres: Drama,

A Book of Matches (2009)

Actors: Daniel John Harris (director), Daniel John Harris (producer), Daniel John Harris (writer), Daniel John Harris (editor), Alison Lani (actress), Aaron Crippen (miscellaneous crew), Daniel Meincke (miscellaneous crew), Dorian Weinzimmer (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Harris (composer), Vince Chavez (producer), Vince Chavez (actor), Jason Bradley (actor), Angie O'Neil (actor), Jason Bradley (writer), Monique DeVasquez (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Jacob finds him self surrounded, but alone, in a bar. When he looks into the mirror he goes into his head and is forced to face the woman who dominates it. Jacob must come to terms with his angry obsession with her and ultimately decide his own future.

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: When your past finds you, what will you say to it?

The Lodger (2009)

Actors: Donal Logue (actor), John Frizzell (composer), Hope Davis (actress), Simon Baker (actor), Rachael Leigh Cook (actress), Philip Baker Hall (actor), Alfred Molina (actor), Mel Harris (actress), Bert Rosario (actor), François Chau (actor), Michael Mailer (producer), Scott Putman (producer), David E. Van Houten (miscellaneous crew), Roy Werner (actor), David Storrs (actor),

Plot: The tale of a serial killer in West Hollywood has two converging plot lines. The first involves an uneasy relationship between a psychologically unstable landlady and her enigmatic lodger; the second is about a troubled detective engaged in a cat-and-mouse game with the elusive killer, who is imitating the crimes of Jack the Ripper.

Keywords: 23-year-old, 555-phone-number, arm-in-a-sling, based-on-novel, black-bag, black-man, blood, blood-on-one's-hand, blood-stain, bloody-footprint
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Everyone Is Suspect

Quotes:

[first lines]::Street Wilkenson: Detective.::Chandler Manning: Wilkenson, right?

Chandler Manning: Any more of those effeminate fucking little knocks, you're gonna get some unwanted attention, Detective.::Street Wilkenson: Who says it'll be unwanted?

Chandler Manning: Dead's a good alibi.

[last lines]::Malcolm: I'm just, uh, looking for something new. Something to inspire me.::Woman: Great. Let me show you around.

Labor Pains (2009)

Actors: Boaz Davidson (producer), Lindsay Lohan (actress), Cheryl Hines (actress), Jay Thomas (actor), Danny Dimbort (producer), Avi Lerner (producer), Pat Crawford Brown (actress), Willie Garson (actor), Shirly Brener (actress), D.C. Douglas (actor), Janeane Garofalo (actress), Christa Campbell (actress), Chris Parnell (actor), Prince Bagdasarian (miscellaneous crew), Trevor Short (producer),

Plot: Thea Clayhill is the reckless secretary of arrogant publisher Jerry Steinwald. When Jerry fires her having had an accident with his beloved dog, Thea lies and tells him that she is four-months pregnant. Thea lost her parents in a car accident and raises her younger sister Emma alone and can not afford to lose her job. Jerry goes on vacation to be with his dog and his brother Nick Steinwald assumes his position. Thea decides to fake her pregnancy for more time with the support of her friend Lisa.

Keywords: alcohol, announcement, assistant, author, baby-book, baby-shower, bar, baseball-game, bathroom, birthing-class
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Some stories just keep on growing. All Her Career Needs is a Little Bump

Quotes:

Lisa DePardo: I need you to say 'My Name is Thea and I am NOT pregnant.'

Lisa DePardo: It smells like something died in here.::Thea Clayhill: It did... my soul.

Thea Clayhill: Do you think he'll ever forgive me?::Lisa DePardo: Do you want me to be honest? Or do you want me to make you feel better?

Lisa DePardo: Pregnant. It's brilliant. Where'd you come up with that?::Thea Clayhill: Oh, I saw it on an episode of law and order. Yeah, you can't fire a pregnant women. Discrimination, lawsuits, bad mojo... whatever.::Lisa DePardo: Smart.

Greg: You know, I find it fascinating that Kristin is only a month further along than you, and yet she's the size of a school bus while you're still over here looking like Kate Moss.::Thea Clayhill: Uh, different strokes, I guess.::Greg: Perhaps it's easier to feel the bump than to see it. [reaches for Thea's stomach, Lisa swats at his hand] What's the big deal? Everyone likes to touch a pregnant stomach.::Lisa DePardo: Because you're a gross weirdo, Greg.::Thea Clayhill: And the baby doesn't like gross weirdos, Greg!

Lisa DePardo: If you want people to think you're pregnant, you gotta start talking the talk and walking the... waddle.

Thea Clayhill: I look rediculous. These jeans are elastic on the top. I feel like I'm wearing a condom on my stomach.::Lisa DePardo: Trust me, you don't look like you've been anywhere NEAR a condom.

Lisa DePardo: Ew. Look at those nipples! [reading a pregnancy book]

Greg: Congratulations, Thea.::Thea Clayhill: Thank you, Greg.::Greg: You really think you can get to the top by playing games, don't cha? I know what you're up to, Thea. And I think that it stinks. It super stinks.::Lisa DePardo: Hm.::Thea Clayhill: Well, really? Do you think that it stinks that I wanna hire you to be my assistant?::Greg: Really?::Thea Clayhill: You'll start first thing Monday after I put the paperwork through.::Greg: Oh wow, Thea. Thea, thank you so much. I- I could kiss you right now.::Thea Clayhill: You don't have to do that.::Greg: I'll see you later, boss.

Thea Clayhill: ...No, I didn't finish college.::Nick: Oh, why not? Too boring? Not 'Joan Jett' enough for you?

Blackout (2008)

Actors: Núria Casanueva (miscellaneous crew), Bruce Resnik (miscellaneous crew), Mark Boone Junior (actor), Aidan Gillen (actor), Amber Tamblyn (actress), Reinhold Heil (composer), Johnny Klimek (composer), Jason Auerbach (miscellaneous crew), Dana Lustig (producer), Andrew Tarbet (actor), Mabel Rivera (actress), Jorge Macaya (editor), Marc Panadés (miscellaneous crew), Armie Hammer (actor), Rigoberto Castañeda (director),

Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Hope is not on the way

Quotes:

Claudia: You killed him.::Karl: Finally, some privacy.

[last lines]::Claudia: Why do things like this happened?::Doctor: I think about that too. After working here for a while. I don't think there is any reason. No pattern. You get some rest, okay?

[first lines]::Karl: There is no chance. No destiny. No fate. There's only what you take from the world. And what the world takes from you.

Tommy: Could be a silent alarm.::Karl: We're not in a bank!

Tommy: It's been like 5 hours and we're already like Lord of the Flies.

Karl: [to victim] I'm going to have to get something on these cuts.

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

Actors: Arte Johnson (actor), Steve Adams (actor), Frank Fontaine (actor), Jamie Farr (actor), Akiva Goldsman (actor), Richard Kind (actor), Rutger Hauer (actor), Michael Cera (actor), Dick Clark (actor), George Clooney (actor), Joe Cobden (actor), Michael Ensign (actor), Matt Damon (actor), Emilio Rivera (actor), Brad Pitt (actor),

Plot: Television made him famous, but his biggest hits happened off screen. "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" is the story of a legendary showman's double life - television producer by day, CIA assassin by night. At the height of his TV career, Chuck Barris was recruited by the CIA and trained to become a covert operative. Or so Barris said.

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, accidental-killing, adultery, airplane, alley
Genres: Biography, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Some things are better left top secret His future was uncertain. His every move was being watched. When you lead two different lives, it's easy to forget what side you're on.

Quotes:

Patricia: Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company.

Patricia: You're kind of cute... in a homely sort of way.

Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.

[last lines]::Chuck Barris: I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.

Chuck Barris: Go back to Scotland! Get yourself some Guinness, some Lucky Charms.

Chuck (Age 8): Hey Tuvia, you want to lick it?::Tuvia (Age 8): No, why would I want to do that?::Chuck (Age 8): It tastes like strawberries, my sister says you love strawberries.::Tuvia (Age 8): No it doesn't. Besides I don't like strawberries.::Chuck (Age 8): I bet you a dollar it does.

Jim Byrd: Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You're an "assassination enthusiast."

Chuck Barris: When you're in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a shit.

Chuck Barris: Life was sweet... For a minute.

Chuck Barris: Hi folks. Before we begin taping today, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Peter Jenks of the Federal Communications Commission. Okay?::Peter Jenks: I don't know if any of you are aware of this, but it's a federal offense to make lascivious remarks on a television network broadcast. The penalty for this disgusting, un-American behavior is one year in prison, or a ten thousand dollar fine. Or both! Anyone making a sick or subversive remark tonight will be arrested immediately. I then will personally escort the offender to federal prison for booking under edict number 364 of the Broadcasting Act of 1963. And it's a long drive to that prison, baby, just you and me. No witnesses.::Chuck Barris: Okay have fun everybody... alright...

Iron Will (1994)

Actors: Mitch Carter (miscellaneous crew), Robert Clotworthy (miscellaneous crew), Joel Thingvall (actor), Newell Alexander (miscellaneous crew), Charles Haid (director), Joel McNeely (composer), Richard Riehle (actor), Kevin Spacey (actor), David Ogden Stiers (actor), Brian Cox (actor), Kevin Deon (actor), August Schellenberg (actor), Rex Linn (actor), Ike Eisenmann (miscellaneous crew), David Cowgill (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: When Will Stoneman's father dies, he is left alone to take care of his mother and their land. Needing money to maintain it, he decides to join a cross country dogsled race. This race will require days of racing for long hours, through harsh weather and terrain. This young man will need a lot of courage and a strong will to complete this race.

Keywords: 1910s, boy, character-name-in-title, competition, death, death-of-father, dog, dog-actor, dog-sled, family-relationships
Genres: Adventure,
Taglines: It's not a question of age. Or strength. Or ability. It's a matter of will. Inspired by the incredible true story. The Uplifting True-Life Story Of Courage, Determination And Triumph!

Quotes:

Will Stoneman: [whistling Jack Stoneman's tune]::Becky: What you whistling?::Will Stoneman: I wasn't whistling anything.::Becky: It was your father's tune.::Will Stoneman: 'Cept I can't do it like he did.::Becky: Maybe you'll find your own way.

Ward: Will, that was incredible!::Becky: Incredibly foolish! You could have been killed Will Stoneman.::Will Stoneman: Well how many times is there an army truck in the middle of the street? I've been coming around this corner my whole life and has there ever been an army truck in the middle of the street?::Soldier: Nice piece of runnin' there. So, how old are you pal?::Will Stoneman: Seventeen::Soldier: Think you'll be ready to fight a war in a year?::Will Stoneman: I'm ready now, uh, war with who?::[Soldier laughs]::Soldier: Stay alive buddy, your country might need you.

Harry Kingsley: Holy Chicago!

Jack Stoneman: Your place is where your dreams are. Now you never forget that, never.

Jack Stoneman: Look son, if you want something real bad, I mean you really want it, you've got to go out where you can find it and grab it.

Jack Stoneman: Don't let fear stand in the way of your dreams, son.

Will Stoneman: We're barely making enough to survive, with no hope for anything better. I couldn't dream anymore about school. But when I saw this flier, I felt life getting back into me.

Will Stoneman: Mom, I want to feel alive. I want to feel like Dad's alive, right here. And I don't. I don't. Mom, he was going to do this for me. Now, let me do it for him.

Ned Dodd: Training begins now.::Will Stoneman: Ned? Ned, it's cold! Ned! Ned! Mom! Mom! Mom, please, it's cold! Mom, it's cold! Mom!

Ned Dodd: The first few days you sleep five hours. Then four, then three, then two. The last day you don't sleep. You just run. Run till the end.::Indians: You have to be strong. You have to learn focus, stamina, and balance. Only the smart ones will finish. You have to run longer and sleep less. It's your only chance. You'll make friends who arn't your friends, enemies who want to hurt you. Be careful who you trust.::Will Stoneman: How do I know who to trust?::Ned Dodd: Trust the dogs.::Indians: You have one chance. You must run at night when the others have stopped. Run with the moon. Embrace the darkenss. Grow hard with the cold. Put pain from your mind. And on the last day, when all will at night... you alone will be friendly with the dark.

Ich und Er (1988)

Actors: Doris Dörrie (director), Robert LaSardo (actor), Klaus Doldinger (composer), Bill Raymond (actor), Doris Dörrie (writer), Bernd Eichinger (producer), Heiner Lauterbach (actor), Alberto Moravia (writer), David Alan Grier (actor), Reg E. Cathey (actor), Griffin Dunne (actor), Craig T. Nelson (actor), Jake Eberts (producer), Raimund Barthelmes (editor), Andrew D. Cooke (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A man's enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he's completely insane.

Keywords: architect, based-on-novel, camera-shot-of-feet, female-bare-feet, female-nudity, female-stockinged-feet, female-stockinged-foot, female-to-male-footsie-playing, foot-closeup, footsie-under-the-table
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: A comedy about men and women and what stands between them. The Ultimate Buddy Picture - It hits below the belt!!

Quotes:

Janet Anderson: [to Bert] Oh God! I wish I could be attracted to you.

Him (voice): What is happening to you? These are the fantasies of a eunuch.

Bert Uttanzi: [drunkenly hitting on his wife and her sister] Why don't you just admit it? You're both crazy about me.

Janet Anderson: I'm drunk Bert Ufonzi.::Bert Uttanzi: ...tanzi

Bert Uttanzi: You're outta control!::Him (voice): I'm sorry.::Bert Uttanzi: Did you say something, Judas?::Him (voice): Oh, Bert.::Bert Uttanzi: Judas Peniscariot!

[Bert and Annette start making out]::Him (voice): Bert, she's gonna know I've been somewhere else.::Bert Uttanzi: You can't, you can't do this to me.::Annette Uttanzi: [laughs] Oh, yes I can.::Him (voice): I'm unclean, Bert.::Bert Uttanzi: Annette, please.::Him (voice): I'd hate to be you right now.::Annette Uttanzi: Bert, what is it?::Him (voice): She'll know right away.::Bert Uttanzi: I just, I just can't.