Irvine Welsh
I'm a Dylan fan, but this is an ill conceived nostalgia award wrenched from the rancid prostates of senile, gibbering hippies.
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Donald Trump may have lied about donating to 9/11charities
Election 2016
Last night
New York City's comptroller Scott Stringer told the New York Daily News that his office had no record of Donald Trump's supposed $10,000 donation to two prominent 9/11 charities. In October 2001, Trump claimed on the Howard Stern show that he donated that money to the Twin Towers Fund.
What do you do when you get trapped on the Jurassic Park ride?
Amazing
12 minutes ago
Live-Tweet it, obvs.
Ken Bone's AMA went exactly as you might expect
Today
Last night
The breakout figure of the second presidential debate, Ken Bone demonstrated both substance and style when he asked Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump about their energy policies. On Thursday, he hosted a Q&A on Reddit, and it went as well as you might expect.
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Justin Bieber
Happy birthday @Usher !!!
Jacob Sartorius
This is all growing so fast, thank you guys for everything you do... 
This is gonna be a crazyyyy ride 
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Cute EmergencyPls look @ this picture of my dog if you're having a bad daypic.twitter.com/D8JICyhLs3
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"Jurassic" swordfish discovered in outback Australia http://bbc.in/2dbyij6 pic.twitter.com/qHPRIMoMYS
Ellen DeGeneres
There’s a chill in the air. Time to find a snuggle buddy.pic.twitter.com/E9K5IzEgWu
Anthony Bourdain
Looks like any possibility of a job at Chuckie Cheese after the election is off the table.pic.twitter.com/HUoVu9SLxt
Mallam Garba Shehu
It is confirmed that 21 of the missing Chibok Girls have been released and are in the custody of the Department of State Services, DSS.
Donald J. Trump
Thank you to our U.S. Navy for protecting our country, both in times of peace & war. Together, WE WILL MAKE AMERICA SAFE & GREAT AGAIN!pic.twitter.com/PGO6uuFXL6
Stephen Colbert
Hey, if you're hiring, this guy's looking for a new gig. Watch #LSSC Monday for more.pic.twitter.com/FqMB7zKj6o
Cut4
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Zoë
TBT to Digitour 2013 (and @Caspar_Lee but can't tag you in the photo)pic.twitter.com/rldjcKipGf
Ben Jacobs
Vice President Biden
For 241 years, you have selflessly defended our nation and preserved freedom on the seas. Happy Birthday @USNavy!pic.twitter.com/j1qzWcsKB2
Liam Gallagher
Scary clown buying milk last seen in waitrose Maida Vale call the cops as you were LG xpic.twitter.com/BLVL3LrlpJ
Bleacher Report
Bryce Harper hasn’t forgotten... #Harambe (via @MLB)pic.twitter.com/ISlGSOyOwD
Conor McGregor
Lin-Manuel Miranda
We got our Pulitzer Prizes tonight. Does this NOT look like exactly the sort of hang where The Joker and his crew would terrorize Gotham?pic.twitter.com/7V1siapNLA
Tim Cook
Just rode JRE's Yamanote line with Apple Pay. Can't wait for our customers in Japan to start using it later this month.pic.twitter.com/mMcK3iIaS4
NASA
The universe is crowded! @NASA_Hubble reveals 10 times more galaxies than previously thought - estimated 2 trillion: http://go.nasa.gov/2dMN7rs pic.twitter.com/xXDvMaxfhk
BlizzCon Early Access Sale - NEW! Pachimari Plush
Overwatch
Q. "Does the Pachimari plush squeak?" A. "Does Winston love peanut butter?" Grab yours today @ http://blizz.ly/BCGear16 !pic.twitter.com/JzAfo8iilq
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