Irvine Welsh
I'm a Dylan fan, but this is an ill conceived nostalgia award wrenched from the rancid prostates of senile, gibbering hippies.
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Donald Trump may have lied about donating to 9/11charities
Election 2016
5 hours ago
New York City's comptroller Scott Stringer told the New York Daily News that his office had no record of Donald Trump's supposed $10,000 donation to two prominent 9/11 charities. In October 2001, Trump claimed on the Howard Stern show that he donated that money to the Twin Towers Fund.
Ken Bone's AMA went exactly as you might expect
Today
3 hours ago
The breakout figure of the second presidential debate, Ken Bone demonstrated both substance and style when he asked Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump about their energy policies. On Thursday, he hosted a Q&A on Reddit, and it went as well as you might expect.
Six-week-old baby dies after falling down elevator shaft
US News
Yesterday
There was tragedy in Brooklyn on Thursday morning, when a building's faulty elevator resulted in the death of a six-week-old baby girl. The baby's mother accidentally pushed her stroller into an empty elevator shaft, and the elevator was stuck eight floors below.
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Donald J. Trump
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Hey, if you're hiring, this guy's looking for a new gig. Watch #LSSC Monday for more.pic.twitter.com/FqMB7zKj6o
Lin-Manuel Miranda
We got our Pulitzer Prizes tonight. Does this NOT look like exactly the sort of hang where The Joker and his crew would terrorize Gotham?pic.twitter.com/7V1siapNLA
Tim Cook
Just rode JRE's Yamanote line with Apple Pay. Can't wait for our customers in Japan to start using it later this month.pic.twitter.com/mMcK3iIaS4
EA SPORTS FIFA
Qualify for the Weekend League every week to work your way up the monthly leaderboards for a chance at these kits by @EmilioSansolini + morepic.twitter.com/XcvNYigjio
Hillary Clinton
.@FLOTUS, I'm in awe. Thanks for putting into words what's in so many of our hearts. -H
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This is all growing so fast, thank you guys for everything you do... 
This is gonna be a crazyyyy ride 
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Ellen DeGeneres
There’s a chill in the air. Time to find a snuggle buddy.pic.twitter.com/E9K5IzEgWu
NASA
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Mallam Garba Shehu
It is confirmed that 21 of the missing Chibok Girls have been released and are in the custody of the Department of State Services, DSS.
Bleacher Report
Bryce Harper hasn’t forgotten... #Harambe (via @MLB)pic.twitter.com/ISlGSOyOwD
Conor McGregor
Cut4
.@bharper3407's rocking an #RIPHarambe bat knob tonight: http://atmlb.com/2e9bHFk #NLCSpic.twitter.com/mO1uvKraw4
The First Lady
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Ben Jacobs
Anthony Bourdain
Looks like any possibility of a job at Chuckie Cheese after the election is off the table.pic.twitter.com/HUoVu9SLxt
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