Sky High (2005)

Actors: Kelly Preston (actress), Kelly Preston (actress), Kurt Russell (actor), Cloris Leachman (actress), Kurt Russell (actor), Lynda Carter (actress), Patrick Warburton (actor), Kevin McDonald (actor), Hans Hernke (actor), Michael Angarano (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Tom Kenny (actor), Bruce Campbell (actor), Mary Elizabeth Winstead (actress), Jill Talley (actress),

Plot: It all begins when young Will Stronghold, the son of the two famous superheroes: Steve and Josie, A.K.A. the incredibly strong, seemingly invulnerable Commander and and the high-speed flying Jetstream. However, Will does not actually know if he has any powers of his own, and has not told his parents this. He and his best friend, Layla are facing their first day of a secret school in the clouds like none on earth: Sky High, the first and only high school for kids with super-human powers going through crime-fighting puberty. But with no apparent superpowers of his own, however, Will seems destined to grow up a mere sidekick. But as he discovers his true strengths, he'll also learn that it takes loyalty and teamwork to truly become a hero!

Keywords: absorbing-power, acid, air-vent, antigravity, baby, best-friend, billiards, blueprint, bravery, breaking-through-a-door
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Brains, Brawn And Beyond. Saving The World... One Homework Assignment At A Time.

Quotes:

Will Stronghold: How was your summer?::Zach: To be honest, it was tough, man. T-U-P-H.

Principal Powers: What a waste. I can't do anything more to help you. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know. [walks out of the detention room, leaving Gwen/Royal Pain and the others locked inside]::Gwen: I went through puberty twice - for *this*?

Layla: [after getting punched in the face by Penny] Big mistake!::[Penny backs away slightly and then Layla uses her powers to grow vines in the cafeteria; the vines then grow over Penny and her clones and pull them up in the air]::Penny: But I thought you were a sidekick.::Layla: I am a sidekick.

[during Power Placement]::Coach Boomer: Did I say you were next?::Zach: Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your clipboard.::[claps his hands together and opens his arms again slowly. Nothing happens]::Coach Boomer: Any day now, superstar.::Zach: I'm doing it.::Coach Boomer: Doing what?::Zach: I'm glowing!::Coach Boomer: I don't think so.::Zach: Well, it's easier to see in a dark room, maybe we could turn off these lights, you could cup your hands around your eyes and look real close...::Coach Boomer: Sidekick!

Josie: [flies to tackle a giant robot on Will's first day at Sky High] You sure he'll be ok? What if he forgets his lunch?::Steve: Josie, Josie, you've got to stop babying the boy!::Josie: You're right, you're right...

Layla: Now I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind... And womankind. And animalkind.::Will Stronghold: And the rainforest.::Layla: Of course!

Principal Powers: In a few moments, you will go through Power Placement and your own heroic journey will begin.::Will Stronghold: Power Placement?::Layla: Sounds fascist.::Ethan: Power Placement. It's how they decide where you go.::Magenta: The hero track or the loser track.::Will Stronghold: There - there's a loser track?::Ethan: I believe the preferred term is "Hero Support."

[during Power Placement]::Coach Boomer: [to Layla] You, Flower child. Let's go.::Layla: I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it.::Coach Boomer: Well, you're in luck: This is the situation, and I'm demanding it.::Layla: But to participate in this test would be to support a flawed system. I think the whole Hero-Sidekick dichotomy only serves to...::Coach Boomer: Let me get this straight. Are you refusing to show me your powers?::Layla: Well, it's more complicated than that, I mean...::Coach Boomer: [Yells very loudly, causing all glass in the vicinity to shatter and makes everyone brace themselves] SSSSSIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEEKKKKKIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKK!

Will Stronghold: [bumps into Gwen] Oh! Uh - I'm...::Gwen: Will Stronghold!::Will Stronghold: Aha, Mind Reader!::Gwen: No, name tag.

Steve: [stretching out his arms for a hug] William Theodore Stronghold, come here!::Will Stronghold: Wait, you're not mad?::Steve: My boy has super-strength! How can I be mad?::[hugs Will, cracking his backbones]::Will Stronghold: [groans in pain] Ow!::Steve: Sorry. [Will hugs Steve back] Ow,you ARE strong!::Steve: All right, if your mom asks, you tell her I read you the riot act and I took away your xBox.::Will Stronghold: But I don't have an xBox.::Steve: Are you sure? [Steve spins a chair to reveal a large, nicely wrapped present for Will]

Oblivion 2: Backlash (1996)

Actors: Oana Paunescu (producer), George Takei (actor), Charles Band (producer), Andrew Divoff (actor), Julie Newmar (actress), Meg Foster (actress), Albert Band (producer), Brent Huff (actor), Sam Irvin (actor), Irwin Keyes (actor), Andrew Divoff (actor), Isaac Hayes (actor), Mike Genovese (actor), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Maxwell Caulfield (actor),

Plot: In the alien-western world of Oblivion, a suave, yet lethal bounty hunter named Sweeney arrives to arrest the seductive outlaw Lash on multiple charges, including murder. Lash, who just "inherited" a mine of Derconium (the most valuable mineral in the universe) from Crowley in a game of cards, meets up with Redeye's brother, Jaggar, who wants the mine for himself to rule the galaxy. It's a fight over Lash between the sheriff of Oblivion, Jaggar, and Sweeney. But who will emerge victorious?

Keywords: alien, cult-film, cult-movie-cast, independent-film, sequel, sequel-to-cult-favorite, space-western, stop-motion, surprise-ending
Genres: Sci-Fi,
Taglines: It's high noon at the end of the universe

Quotes:

Zack Stone: Mr. Gaunt, how do you advise someone when he has to make a difficult decision? They have two choices and they don't like either of them.::Gaunt, the undertaker: I tell them a third choice is always possible.::Zack Stone: Really!::Gaunt, the undertaker: Yes, and that's when I bring out the mahogany casket. It's pricier than a pine or a walnut, but it's worth it.

Undertaker Gaunt: I bring unfortunate tidings. Your father has met an untimely alleviation of existence.::Zack Stone: What?::Undertaker Gaunt: He's dead!

Sweeney: You're straight-forward, Marshal. I like a man after my own heart. Well, actually, not always. Once there was a man after my own heart, and I had to strangle him with his own intestines.

Lash: You better watch your mouth, Crawley, or I'll put a window in your head!

Zack Stone: Now don't get me wrong. I have great respect for women like you and Miss Kitty who manage to maintain their dignity and their loneliness in a hellhole like Oblivion. I want you to know that I am here for you... as your Marshal, as your friend, or anything else you damn well need me to be.::Mattie Chase: Zack, I haven't had sex in three years.

Crowley: What's the night worth to you anyway, Lash, huh? You and me naked, horizontal and sweaty, huh? [slurps]

Crowley: You're gonna love this. [Unzips his pants] Did the tatooin' myself.::Lash: Isn't that a little... difficult, to read?::Crowley: Nothing a little "romance" couldn't enlarge.

Confessions of a Marriage Junkie (1994)

Actors: David Clement (actor), Pax Wassermann (actor), Pax Wassermann (producer), Pax Wassermann (editor), Terry Ray (actor), Jean Nakahara (actor), Nick Meaney (actor), Wes Deitrick (actor), Tom Brandau (producer), Alex MacInnis (actor), Sean Branney (actor), Laurie Wolf (producer), Laurie Wolf (actress), Laurie Wolf (miscellaneous crew), Laurie Wolf (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Oblivion (1994)

Actors: Oana Paunescu (producer), Charles Band (writer), Charles Band (producer), Meg Foster (actress), Mike Genovese (actor), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Julie Newmar (actress), Andrew Divoff (actor), Isaac Hayes (actor), George Takei (actor), Sam Irvin (actor), Andrew Divoff (actor), Irwin Keyes (actor), Pino Donaggio (composer), Albert Band (producer),

Plot: Zack Stone must return to Oblivion after his father is killed by the evil Red Eye. Zack is a pacifist but Oblivion needs a new sheriff to foil Red Eye and his gang of hellions.

Keywords: abduction, arm-wrestling, bound-and-gagged, cult-film, cult-movie-cast, giant-animal, independent-film, lesbian, psychotronic, severed-hand
Genres: Adventure, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Zack Stone: I don't want to hurt anyone. But unfortunately you happen to be standing right where my gun's about to go off.

Doc Valentine: Jim, beam me up!

Redeye: We all know what gutless cowards humans are, don't you?

Stell Barr: We can't simply shoot everyone!

Doc Valentine: I want booze! Now!

Zack Stone: This world dries up your soul.

Stagecoach (1986)

Actors: Mary Crosby (actress), John Schneider (actor), Kris Kristofferson (actor), Anthony Newley (actor), Lash La Rue (actor), Willie Nelson (actor), Elizabeth Ashley (actress), Sonny Carl Davis (actor), Kris Kristofferson (actor), Anthony Franciosa (actor), Johnny Cash (actor), Kris Kristofferson (actor), Waylon Jennings (actor), Willie Nelson (producer), Raymond Katz (producer),

Plot: Story follows a stagecoach ride through Old West Apache territory. On board are a cavalry man's pregnant wife, a prostitute with a broken heart, a Marshal taking in his prisoner Johnny Ringo, a crooked gambler, and the infamous Doc Holliday.

Keywords: acting-musician, ambush, apache, banker, bar-fight, bar-shootout, bartender, battle, bow-and-arrow, bravery
Genres: Action, Drama, Western,

Quotes:

Buck: Curly, I got me two rifles right underneath that seating area.::Marshal Curly Wilcox: You always keep two rifles under the seat?::Buck: Yes, sir. My wife cleans them and loads them for me. Now, a lot of men get fried chicken.::Marshal Curly Wilcox: You got a good wife.::Buck: Yeah, I know it. She used to ride shotgun for me. Then she said it got, uh, got too hard on her ovaries.::Marshal Curly Wilcox: [pauses] What's an ovary?::Buck: Well, near as I can tell, it's uh, you know, part of her machinery.::Marshal Curly Wilcox: Oh.

Buck: I think I'll go on inside. You want somebody to relieve ya?::Marshal Curly Wilcox: No. What I really want is a look in that banker's bag.::Buck: He keeps that dang thing closer to him than his belt buckle.::Marshal Curly Wilcox: That's why I want a look in it. [pauses] The bag.

Doc Holliday: You're doing real good, Mrs. Mallory, doing real good. You couldn't be doing no better if you were in one of them fine bedrooms with a brace of nurses and one of them fifty dollar a day doctor. [she pants and groans] Mrs. Mallory, I've got to look now.::Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Look?::Doc Holliday: See if that baby don't come out straight, and head-first we could have a serious problem. It's going to be alright, but I do have to look.::Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Do you mean... LOOK?::Doc Holliday: Yes ma'am. You gotta help me. You got to turn over.::Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Would you put out your cigar first, please? [he does]::Doc Holliday: Now then, you got to turn over on your back and help me... not too fast. Onto your back. Spread your legs just as far as you can.::Mrs. Lucy Mallory: I am never... going to be embarassed... AGAIN!

Doc Holliday: Anything else?::Dallas: Yes. Don't slap the baby.::Doc Holliday: Ok... why would I slap the baby?::Dallas: I don't know, but most doctors do. It's a custom I'm not in favor of. Nobody comes into this world looking for a fight. You go get em'!

Buck: The sight of blood bother you much?::Marshal Curly Wilcox: Only if it's mine, why?

Henry Gatewood: But, what do you do?::Ringo: I mind my own business. You oughta try it some time.::Henry Gatewood: Why?::Ringo: It's not near as dangerous as the way you're livin' now.

Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Are you sayin' that you win by dishonest means?::Ike Plummer: No ma'am. I win by any means.

Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Are you sayin' that you win by dishonest means?::Hatfield: No ma'am. I win by any means.

Overland Stage Ticket Clerk: If you make it to Lordsburg, you tell'em I'm closin' this station.::Marshal Curly Wilcox: I'd say the Apaches closed it for you.

Marshal Curly Wilcox: If I deputized an escaped convict I'd be run outa the territory.::Ringo: It's better'n bein' carried out.

Buckaroo, il winchester che non perdona (1967)

Actors: Ugo Sasso (actor), Livio Lorenzon (actor), Coriolano Gori (composer), Dean Reed (actor), Enzo Alabiso (editor), Dino Strano (actor), Gualtiero Rispoli (actor), Jean Louis (actor), Omero Gargano (actor), Adelchi Bianchi (director), Angela De Leo (actress), Carla Petrillo (actress), Romano Scucciuglia (writer), Romano Scucciuglia (writer), Monika Brugger (actress),

Plot: When the stagecoach in which they travel is attacked by Monteiro's gang, Lash accepts to kill his friend to save his bacon. On reaching his destination - a village near the Mexican border where he is to take possession of a gold mine, he realizes that he has a neighbor, old Johnny, who owns a farm and another gold mine. He immediately sets about making his life miserable, hoping to drive him from the country and lay hands on his possessions. Lash soon becomes the undisputed master of the area, at least until Buckaroo, a wild horse tamer, arrives in town.The young man accepts to work for Johnny and, when his boss is killed in an ambush, starts gathering men with a view to fighting back Lash's army, reinforced by Monteiro and his men, who have resurfaced. After many adventures, Buckaroo gets rid of both Monteiro and Lash, in whom he has recognized the cowardly murderer of his own father.

Keywords: bar-shootout, character-name-in-title, colt-.45, cowboy, cowboys-and-outlaws, gun-battle, gun-fu, gunfight, gunfighter, gunslinger
Genres: Western,

Desert Gold (1919)

Actors: Margery Wilson (actress), Frank Brownlee (actor), Eileen Percy (actress), Zane Grey (writer), Edward Coxen (actor), Frank Lanning (actor), E.K. Lincoln (actor), Walter Long (actor), Arthur Morrison (actor), Russell Simpson (actor), Fred Myton (writer), Mary Jane Irving (actress), T. Hayes Hunter (director), Lawson Butt (actor), W.H. Bainbridge (actor),

Genres: Western,