Santa Claus

A Russell Peters Christmas Special (2011)

Actors: Pamela Anderson (actress), Michael Bublé (actor), Russell Peters (producer), Scott Thompson (actor), Ted Lange (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Russell Peters (actor), Angelo Tsarouchas (actor), Angelo Tsarouchas (actor), John Brunton (producer), Craig Porritt (actor), Sarah James (producer), Marty Adams (actor), Ken Yan (editor), Luciano Casimiri (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

The Laundry (2009)

Actors: Colleen Camp (actress), Alex Beh (producer), Alex Beh (director), Tony Hale (actor), Alex Beh (writer), Alex Beh (actor), Joe Nunez (actor), Brian Petsos (actor), Alma S. Grey (actress), Bill Fishman (producer), Angela Oh (actress), Michael Hobert (actor), Hanie Lynch (actress), Brian King (actor), Graham Metzger (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: A guy walks into a laundromat...

The Mrs. Clause (2008)

Actors: Kirk Shaw (producer), Karen Austin (miscellaneous crew), Jeffrey Schenck (producer), Peter Sullivan (producer), Scott A. Matthews (producer), Kirk Shaw (producer), Rachel Hayward (actress), Andrew Francis (actor), Andrew Airlie (actor), Breanne Hartley (producer), Doug Abrahams (actor), Lea Thompson (actress), Lindsay MacAdam (producer), Doran Chandler (miscellaneous crew), Erika Canchola (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama, Family, Family, Fantasy,

Capture Claus (2008)

Actors: Mitch Collier (actor), Chris McInroy (director), Chris McInroy (writer), Berndt Mader (producer), Regina Saldivar (producer), Tania Romero (miscellaneous crew), Karl Anderson (actor), Rebecca McInroy (producer), Andrew Hoke (composer), Jacob Scott (actor), Carl Anderson (actor),

Genres: Short,
Taglines: Grab Christmas by the beard.

Street Team Massacre (2007)

Actors: Roddy Piper (actor), Lloyd Kaufman (actor), Adam Deyoe (director), Adam Deyoe (writer), Adam Deyoe (producer), Adam Deyoe (actor), Adam Deyoe (editor), Eric Gosselin (composer), Eric Gosselin (actor), Eric Gosselin (writer), Eric Gosselin (director), Eric Gosselin (producer), David Paige (actor), David Paige (actor), Jim Martin (actor),

Plot: Two rival juice companies, Eco-Elixir and Jock Juice, accidentally unleash an experimental formula of energy drink on an unsuspecting group of concert- goers. This formula turns whoever is unfortunate enough to drink it into flesh-eating crazies!

Keywords: gore, guts, splatter, tromaesque, zombie
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Death, one drink at a time. A comedy full of blood and guts

Black Christmas (2006)

Actors: Michelle Trachtenberg (actress), Mark Cuban (producer), Jerry Wasserman (actor), Michael Adamthwaite (actor), Bob Clark (producer), Mary Elizabeth Winstead (actress), Crystal Lowe (actress), Peter New (actor), Aaron Pearl (actor), Andrea Martin (actress), Juan Riedinger (actor), Karin Konoval (actress), Lacey Chabert (actress), Robert Milicevic (miscellaneous crew), Torrence Hall (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In the 70's, the boy Billy is born with yellow skin due to a liver disease and his dysfunctional mother rejects him. Later he witnesses his mother and her lover killing his beloved father and burying him in the basement of their house, and he is locked in the attic alone along his childhood. When he is a teenager, he is sexually abused by his mother and she has a baby girl called Agnes. During Christmas, the deranged Billy escapes from his imprisonment, kills his mother and stepfather and blinds one eye of Agnes. He is declared insane and his sister is sent to an orphanage. In the present days, Billy escapes from the Clark Sanatorium to spend Christmas with his family. Meanwhile, his former house is the Delta Alpha Kappa sorority house in the campus of the Clement University, and the housemother and the sisters Kelli Presley, Dana, Lauren Hannon, Megan, Heather, Megan Helms, Melissa and Eve Agnew are preparing the house for Christmas party in a stormy night while Clair Crosby is in her room writing a card to bury the hatchet with her sister. When three sisters vanish, the others receive weird phone calls and believe something is wrong, but they find that they are trapped in the location.

Keywords: 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, accidental-death, argument, asphyxiation, asylum, attic, baby-doll
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: This holiday season, the slay ride begins. Terror Is Coming Home for the Holidays On the 25th day, of the 12th month, one man will creep around your house... and leave... no one alive. This Christmas, He'll Treat Them Like Family... Silent Night Evil NIght 2 Killer Everybody Dies Let the slay ride begin.

Quotes:

Dana Mathis: Eve, you crazy bitch, I can see your breath.

Agnes: Everyone will be home for Christmas

Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Didn't I see Clair earlier?::Kelli Presely: Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?::Melissa Kitt: No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.::Dana Mathis: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.

Dana Mathis: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister. Right in her head!

Leigh Colvin: Fuck you, Santa Clause!

Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Who hasn't gotten a gift yet? Oh, Lauren.::Dana Mathis: Just give her a shot of tequila, and wish her happy holidays.::[Dana hands Lauren a drink, who is already obviously drunk]::Melissa Kitt: Happy Holidays!::[Lauren downs the shot of tequila, then takes a drink of her wine]::Melissa Kitt: Okay, I know this is supposed to be the whole "Secret Santa" thing, but, I know that Clair drew your name.::Lauren Hanon: Oh, yeah, she get me anything good?::Melissa Kitt: Oh yeah... it's a music box. It plays "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies".::Lauren Hanon: Oh, fuck no. I'm already startin' to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little fuckers too!::Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Language, language!

[Ms. Mac pulls out an ice scrapper in the snow covered car]::Heather: What is that thing?

Lauren Hanon: Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman Winter Festival - twelve days in December when the nights were long and the Earth was ruled by the demons of chaos. And fucking Santa Claus? This fat voyeur that watches you all year long to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house. And that is different from what Billy did, how?

Heather Lee: I'm really not okay with any of this. I mean, buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?::Melissa Kitt: No. You see, serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer - dude just fucking lost it.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [Searching for Billy's present under the christmas tree] Billy! Billy! Girls, I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the secret santa without Billy's present! Hello? Who drew Billy's name?::Melissa Kitt: Um, Ms. Mac, it's a secret santa.::Dana Mathis: [Doing her nails] Can we just get on with this thing? So I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.::Melissa Kitt: Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ballsack!::Dana Mathis: It'll stop. The party gods wouldn't allow me to be here alone during Christmas break.::Kelli Presely: Oh, I'll be here, Dana. [Disapointed] Yeah, they're makin' me work next week.::Melissa Kitt: That sucks, everyone should be home for Christmas.::Ms. Barbara MacHenry: All right, all right, who's not here?::Kelli Presely: Um, like everybody.::Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Chelsea?::Kelli Presely: She went home this morning.

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)

Actors: Wendy Crewson (actress), Aisha Tyler (actress), Jay Thomas (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Kevin Pollak (actor), Ann-Margret (actress), Martin Short (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Michael Dorn (actor), Peter Boyle (actor), Alan Arkin (actor), Art LaFleur (actor), Judge Reinhold (actor), Michael Lembeck (director), George S. Clinton (composer),

Plot: Now that Santa/Scott Calvin and Mrs. Claus/Carol Calvin have the North Pole running smoothly, the Counsel of Legendary Figures has called an emergency meeting on Christmas Eve! The evil Jack Frost has been making trouble, looking to take over the holiday! So he launches a plan to sabotage the toy factory and compel Scott to invoke the little-known Escape Clause and wish he'd never become Santa!

Keywords: canada, canadian, character-name-in-title, christmas, coveting-someone's-job, ex-husband-ex-wife-relationship, falling-off-a-roof, husband-wife-relationship, in-laws, pregnancy
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: His time at the North Pole is about to go South. 'Twas the fight before Christmas

Quotes:

Jack Frost: [after Santa's pants catch on fire] Is there anything I can do to help.::Scott Calvin: Yeah, put a chill on my bottom, will ya?::Jack Frost: [turns his head away slowly]

Mrs. Claus: Oh look tall people!

Jack Frost: [returning to reality after not being Santa] Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would.

Bud Newman: [about the elves, thinking they are short toymakers]::Sylvia Newman: Well, they are petit.::Bud Newman: Tom Cruise is petit, these guys are short! What's the deal?::Scott Calvin: Have you ever been to this part of Canada?::Bud Newman: We got as far as Rochester in upstate New York to see Sylvia's sister in '67, but no.::Scott Calvin: They can't help the way they look up here. It's a bit rude to make fun of an entire country, don't you think?

Mother Nature: Jack Frost, You are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.::Jack Frost: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.::Scott Calvin: Oh, please.::Jack Frost: Guilty as charged.

Mother Nature: [to Jack Frost] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds north for the winter.::Easter Bunny: And you kill fruit.

Jack Frost: [to Scott] You get the Coca-Cola cans, you get the TV specials and what do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus.

Scott Calvin: I thought the idea was to give them the sleeping powder when we got them in the car.::Sandman: I just couldn't listen to the Yosemite story again.

Mrs. Claus: I think it's time.::Scott Calvin: No that's not till 10 o' clock.::Mrs. Claus: No, I think it's time to deliver the package.::Scott Calvin: Midnight.::Mrs. Claus: I think it's time to deliver the package.::Scott Calvin: Time to deliver the... it's time to deliver the PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Scott Calvin: You HIT me with a shovel!

The Angel Doll (2002)

Actors: Pat Hingle (actor), Keith Carradine (actor), Chris Anderson (composer), Nick Searcy (actor), Jerry Whittington (miscellaneous crew), Pat Hingle (producer), Diana Scarwid (actress), Peggy Farrell (costume designer), Michael Welch (actor), Pamela Williamson (miscellaneous crew), Kelley Sims (miscellaneous crew), Joanne Pankow (actress), Cornelia 'Nini' Rogan (miscellaneous crew), Michelle Lee Brown (miscellaneous crew), Betsy Brantley (actress),

Plot: The story of two small town boys from different sides of the tracks: 1950's childhood and self-redemption. Young "Whitey" Black (so called because of a tuft of blanched hair on the left side of his head) lives in poverty with his single mother and ailing, four-year old sister, Sandy. Just across town, young Jerry Barlow lives the advantages of a middle class lifestyle with both parents and his younger brother. When mischief casts Whitey and Jerry into a shared paper route, Jerry quickly learns of Whitey's desire to buy his sister an angel doll for Christmas. Even though no such dolls exist in their hometown, Whitey, Jerry and a host of colorful characters set out in search of Sandy's gift. Along the way, reversals of fortune, theft, prejudice and, ultimately, the boy's friendship opens their eyes to the vastness of the small town around them.

Keywords: based-on-novel, children, christmas
Genres: Drama,

Donner (2001)

Actors: Mark Acheson (actor), Nicole Oliver (actress), Mark Acheson (actor), Philip Maurice Hayes (actor), Philip Maurice Hayes (actor), Mark Acheson (actor), Mark Hildreth (actor), Jimmy Kimmel (actor), Scott McNeil (actor), Scott McNeil (actor), Scott McNeil (actor), Scott McNeil (actor), Scott McNeil (actor), Mark Hildreth (actor), Nicole Oliver (actress),

Genres: Fantasy, Short,

Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! (1989)

Actors: Monte Hellman (director), Robert Culp (actor), Monte Hellman (editor), Nan Garcia-Wood (miscellaneous crew), Bill Moseley (actor), Monte Hellman (writer), Monte Hellman (actor), Laura Harring (actress), Charles Dierkop (actor), Richard N. Gladstein (actor), Richard N. Gladstein (producer), Richard Beymer (actor), Leonard Mann (actor), Carlos Palomino (actor), Ed Rothkowitz (editor),

Plot: Ricky Caldwell, the notorious 'Killer Santa Claus', awakens from a six year coma after being kept alive on life-support by a slightly crazed doctor experimenting with ESP and other special abilities. Ricky targets a young, clairvoyant blind woman, named Laura, whom is traveling with her brother Chris, and his girlfriend Jerri to their grandmothers house for Christmas Eve, and Ricky decides to go after her, leaving a trail of dead bodies in his wake.

Keywords: 1980s, bath, blindness, blood, bone-saw, car-accident, carbonated-water, christmas, christmas-horror, clinic
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: When Your Nightmare Ends, the Real Terror Begins!

Quotes:

[last lines]::Laura Anderson: Merry Christmas...::Richard 'Ricky' Caldwell: ...[smirking] and a Happy New Year.

[first lines]::Richard 'Ricky' Caldwell: Laura...

Chris Anderson: Is it live, or is it Memorex?

Santa: [to the killer who's in a coma] Hey vegetable, what's your favorite singer? Perry Coma?