Snail

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)

Actors: Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Tara Strong (actress), Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Nicole Oliver (actress), Nicole Oliver (actress), Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Kathleen Barr (actress), Lee Tockar (actor), Peter New (actor), Nicole Oliver (actress), Peter New (actor), Andrea Libman (actress), Andrea Libman (actress), Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Cathy Weseluck (actress),

Plot: In Equestria, the newly crowned Princess Twilight Sparkle is still trying to adjust to her new status and wings. However, Sunset Shimmer a renegade former student of Princess Celestia, steals her magic crown and escapes to another world. Twilight is charged with recovering the crown and she and her companion, Spike, pursue the thief. Crossing over, Twilight finds that she has been changed into a powerless human in a high school world populated with teenage human counterparts of her friends. To save both worlds, Twilight must rediscover the magic of friendship that transcends everything she imagined possible.

Keywords: anthropomorphism, based-on-toy, based-on-tv-series, fish-out-of-water, high-school, magic, pony, school-dance, talking-dog, unicorn
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The magic of friendship never changes.

Quotes:

Trixie: [at the vending machine, Twilight ponders how to get food out of it] Excuse me. [bombastically] The Great and Powerful Trixie! [normal tone]... needs some peanut butter crackers.::[she places a coin in, and retrieves the crackers]::Trixie: Voilà!

Twilight Sparkle: But the fall formal *has* to happen tonight. [sighs] You see...::Pinkie Pie: You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your magical world, and if you don't get the crown tonight, you'll be stuck in *this* world and you won't be able to get back for like a really, really long time! [squee]

Princess Celestia: Sunset Shimmer, is she all right?::Twilight Sparkle: I think she's going to be fine. I left her in good hands.::Rainbow Dash: What are hands?

Twilight Sparkle: [talking about Flash Sentry] Don't be ridiculous. I don't even know him. He just...::Pinkie Pie: Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar, was in a band, and helped prove you didn't destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for princess of the big dance, and asked you to dance at that dance! [big breath] Right?::Twilight Sparkle: How did you know that?::Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch. [squee]

Spike: Those are my girls! Woo-hoo!::Drummer: Did that dog just talk? Whoa. Weird.::Spike: Seriously? The talking dog is the weird thing about all this?

Pinkie Pie: If I only had some kind of party cannon that could decorate everything super fast!

Twilight Sparkle: Looks like if I want my crown back, I'll have to become Princess of the Canterlot High Fall Formal. So that's what I'm gonna do!::Spike: And how exactly do you plan on doing that?::Twilight Sparkle: I have no idea!

Rainbow Dash: So what's the plan? How can I help you be princess instead of Sunset Shimmer?::Twilight Sparkle: But... but I... lost!::Rainbow Dash: Of course you lost. I'm awesome! But I'm not going to ask just anyone to try and beat Sunset Shimmer. The Fall Formal Princess should be someone with heart and determination. You've proved that you've got 'em both!

Spike: Sure would love a scratch behind the old ears!::Rarity: Gah...::Spike: Uh, maybe later.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm glad you followed me here, Spike.::Spike: Me too... Unless of course we get stuck here for another thirty moons.

Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Actors: Marlon Wayans (actor), Tom Baker (actor), Bruce Payne (actor), Joel Silver (producer), Thora Birch (actress), Robert Miano (actor), Richard O'Brien (actor), Jeremy Irons (actor), Lee Arenberg (actor), Jirí Machácek (actor), Barbara Lane (costume designer), Laura Vergelli (miscellaneous crew), Susan Lambie (miscellaneous crew), Edward Jewesbury (actor), Steve Richards (producer),

Plot: The Empire of Izmer has long been a divided land. The Mages - an elite group of magic-users - rule whilst the lowly commoners are powerless. Izmer's young Empress, Savina, wants equality and prosperity for all, but the evil Mage Profion is plotting to depose her and establish his own rule. The Empress possesses a scepter which controls Izmer's Golden Dragons. To challenge her rule, Profion must have the scepter, and tricks the Council of Mages into believing Savina is unfit to hold it. Knowing that Profion will bring death and destruction to Izmer, Savina must find the legendary Rod of Savrille, a mythical rod that has the power to control Red Dragons, a species even mightier than the Gold. Enter two thieves, Ridley and Snails, who unwittingly become instrumental in Savina's search for the Rod. Joined by a feisty Dwarf named Elwood, and helped by the Empress's expert tracker, the Elf Norda, the young heroes go in search of the Rod of Savrille. From the deadly maze of the Thieves Guild at Antius to an Elven Village, secret grotto and abandoned castles, Ridley and his band must outwit Profion's chief henchman Damodar at every turn while, back in Izmer, Profion prepares to do battle with the Empress. All depends on the Rod, but the outcome of the race to reach it first is far from certain, and Izmar's very survival hangs in the balance.

Keywords: anti-hero, apple, army, bad-acting, bald, bar, bar-fight, based-on-game, battle, black-comic-relief
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: This is no game. Adventure hinges on more than just a throw of the dice. Adventure will never be the same The game has just begun It's no game!

Quotes:

Snails: I got a new name for "dumb": "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!

[while scaling the towers of the magic school, to Ridley]::Snails: Why don't we just rob God while we up here.

Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.::Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.::Snails: See, that's the same thing you said when we robbed that little halfling's house.::[Ridley begins mouthing in time as Snails says;]::Snails: And who'd he catch? Me. And who'd he beat from the waist down? Me.::Ridley: Are you gonna jump?::Snails: You gonna catch me?::Ridley: I'm gonna catch you.::Snails: Promise?::Ridley: I promise. Now jump.::Snails: All right.::[There is a noise off to the side and Ridley turns around as Snails screams then falls to the ground]::Ridley: Sorry. I though I heard something.::Snails: You did. Me hitting the ground.

Snails: She must've put some kinda holding spell into that bracelet.::Ridley: Yeah, must be the only way she can get guys to come home with her.::Marina Pretensa: I'd have to put a feeble mind spell on myself to want to take *you* home.::Snails: That was funny.::Marina Pretensa: You're going to the city dungeon.::Snails: That wasn't.

Ridley: Yeah well, have you ever heard of honor amongst thieves? We might live outside the law but we respect each other.

[Ridley has just completed a deadly maze and retrieved the Eye of the Dragon]::Xilus: So, why don't you give me what's rightfully mine? Hmm?::Ridley: What about honor amongst thieves?::Xilus: [Xilus laughs] Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amassed the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.

Elwood: If I ain't drinking, you sure ain't shopping.

Ridley: We gotta save Marina.::Snails: Wait. What about the dwarf?::Ridley: You get the dwarf. I'll get the girl.::Snails: Wait, how come I always gotta get the dwarf?

Norda: How old are you?::Snails: Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hands on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.::Norda: I'm two hundred and thirty-four.

[to Damodar during a sword fight]::Ridley: Oh look, I've cut you. What a shame.