Yoshinaka Densetsu (2014)

Actors: Ichirô Ogura (actor), Yôji Matsuda (actor), Masatoshi Akihara (director), Emiri Nakayama (actress), Takashi Nagayama (actor), Kumiko Aimoto (actress), Kiichi Naoe (actor), Yukie Ochiai (writer), Steve Etô (actor), Hisayuki Andô (actor),

Genres: Romance,

Dancing on the Edge (2013)

Actors: Bruno Ramos (director), Bruno Ramos (editor), Merlijn Remmig (actor), Terrence Sinclair (actor), Micah Bailey (actor), Amélie Onzon (actress), Karl Blend (composer), Pieter-Jan van Rossen (producer), Ela B. Wysocka (writer), Ela B. Wysocka (director), Sandy Topzand (actress), Jasmin van Santen (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Horror, Short,

The Portal (2010)

Actors: George V.K. (producer), George V.K. (actor), Hawk Vaccaro (actor), Sam Golden (composer), Trevor Munson (producer), Trevor Munson (actor), Adam Blair (actor), Dylan Blair (editor), Kat Bond (actress), Kat Bond (actress), Kat Bond (actress), Kat Bond (writer), Nate Bakke (actor), Michael Brian Gates (director), Michael Brian Gates (writer),

Genres: Fantasy, Short,

Hababam sinifi merhaba (2004)

Actors: Sümer Tilmaç (actor), Aysen Gruda (actress), Sümer Tilmaç (actor), Halit Akçatepe (actor), Bülent Kayabas (actor), Sümer Tilmaç (actor), Bülent Kayabas (actor), Zeki Alasya (actor), Zeki Alasya (actor), Zeki Alasya (actor), Halit Akçatepe (actor), Halit Akçatepe (actor), Bülent Kayabas (actor), Aysen Gruda (actress), Aysen Gruda (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Dreamquest (2000)

Actors: Johnnie Black (actress), Asia Carrera (actress), Brad Armstrong (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Frank Fortuna (actor), Brad Armstrong (actor), Anthony Crane (actor), Herschel Savage (actor), Randy Spears (actor), Randy Spears (actor), Evan Stone (actor), Evan Stone (actor), Dic Tracy (actor), Devin Wolf (actor), Jessica Drake (actress),

Genres: Adult,

Kenny Starfighter (1997)

Actors: Jonas Inde (writer), Lotta Westberg (miscellaneous crew), Måns Mårlind (writer), Ulf Andrée (actor), Peter Palmér (actor), Mats Lindberg (director), Mats Lindberg (actor), Mats Lindberg (writer), Carl Åstrand (director), Peter Sjöquist (actor), Carl Åstrand (writer), Peter Nyrén (miscellaneous crew), Magnus Wikman (actor), Maria Sohlman Wikman (costume designer), Mikael Kinning (producer),

Plot: Some kids discover that there's something wrong with their school; their teachers are acting weird and the teaching therefore also becomes weird. An intergalactic hero, Kenny Starfighter, crashes his space-bus (very similar to that of Lone Star in Spaceballs) in their little society and soon, they team up in order to solve the mystery of the school. It turns out that the person behind it all is the evil Dr. Deo (who, as a revenge for having been turned down by the princess of planet Mylta because of his foul smell, wants to build a machine that will transform Mylta into a giant deodorant roll-on ball), the very villain Kenny Starfighter is out to catch. Their quest takes them deep beneath the school and brings them many encounters. And all the time, there's a feeling of mystery over it all.

Keywords: outer-space, spoof, teenager
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Markus: Remove the cornea and locate the lense. Make sure the eye doesn't burst when you lay the first stitch.::Tyrone: Look, skin dead mice I can handle, but dissect cow eyes, that's my limit.::Burken: But Tyrone, I saw this movie once, there was a guy who was going to operate on an eye, and then when he was about to cut in it, it started following him with its look, so he turned all mad and transplanted it in his forehead so he could use it as an analyzer and zoom in and people like this, "zzz", "zzz"...::Markus: Cut it out, let's do this now so we're rid of this shit, OK?::Burken: OK.::Markus: [opens the box and finds a pack of cards] Whoa! Look!::Markus: Whoa! Look!::Tyrone: Awesome! No cow eyes - no homework!::Sofia: We'll have to give them back tomorrow and say they made a mistake.::Markus: You think these are Slem-Sven's cards?::Burken: No, it's gotta be some kind of game, to test our intelligence!::Tyrone: [sighs, exasperated] Get this: Slem-sven doesn't play games, he plays with dead animals, and sews hats out of them.

[Marcus' mom gives him a turban she bought at Tax-Free]::Tyrone: [laughing] Hey, look at Gandhi!

Kenny Starfighter: [Kenny's space bus is about to crash] Like, it's happening stuff here, like.::Memorymatic: Navigation system is out of order.::Kenny Starfighter: I can't steer!::Memorymatic: [shouts] Out of order!::Kenny Starfighter: What do I do?::Memorymatic: Use the catapult chair!::Kenny Starfighter: Are you nuts, that means abandoning ship! I just picked it up, this is my first space bus!

Biology teacher: [wearing a hat made of mice] Biology... is to live... and to die.

Kenny Starfighter: [meeting a washing machine for the first time] Who are you? Identify! [slaps the washing machine with a flyswatter]::[washing machine starts making noises]::Kenny Starfighter: Hey, don't cry! Sorry! Hey, boli boli, my name is Kenny Starfighter. Hey, do you know where I am?::[washing machine makes more noises]::Kenny Starfighter: Hee hee hee hee hee, I didn't see that. This helmet and everything, you know. So how long have you been here?::[washing machine makes more noises]::Kenny Starfighter: Wow, I have no plans of staying that long. Bye then. Sorry!... Hey, do you know how I get out of here?::[washing machine makes more noises]::Kenny Starfighter: Flip a coin? No way. NO WAY! Then I'd rather use the teleporter, then I know where I'll end up.

Tyrone: [about Slem-Sven] I knew it, I *knew* he was going to make one of those hats!

[Markus is in biology class, daydreaming that a group of vampire cannibals are attacking his girlfriend, Jaqueline]::Jacqueline: Ooooh! It's the vampire cannibals!::Markus: Die, you evil beasts! [shoots them with a blaster]::Jacqueline: Oh, Markus. I love you!::Markus: I know. Let me kiss you!::Jacqueline: Oh, Markus. [starts kissing Markus]::[Markus wakes up to realise he's been kissing a lung]

[Kenny has used too much washing powder in the washing machine, and foam is all over the floor]::Sofia: Hey! Maybe you could try and clean this mess up?::Kenny Starfighter: Yeah, maybe I could do that, as a matter of fact! [fires Hairminator]::[the Hairminator's beam bounces all over the room, forcing them all to duck down but leaving the foam unharmed]::Kenny Starfighter: ...Or maybe not.

Hempo #2: [in the underground Chocolate Zingo factory]::Hempo #2: Where are we?::Hempo #1: Well it's not very hard to tell is it? [pointing at the huge tanks of Zingo] See? Zingo, Zingo, Zíngo. ZINGO!::Hempo #3: Huh-huh... Zingo. Fuckin' sweet.

Biology teacher: [after almost crashing into the Hempo team with his Hovering Vacuum Cleaner] Fucking hooligans! Don't you know you always have to look both ways? Goddamn youth of today!

The Wiz (1978)

Actors: L. Frank Baum (writer), Phylicia Rashad (actress), Phylicia Rashad (actress), Geoffrey Holder (miscellaneous crew), Geoffrey Holder (costume designer), Ralph Wilcox (actor), Ralph Wilcox (actor), Ralph Wilcox (actor), Ralph Wilcox (actor), Stephanie Mills (actress), Hinton Battle (actor), Ted Ross (actor), Otis Sallid (actor), Mabel King (actress), Tiger Haynes (actor),

Genres: Fantasy, Musical,

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

Actors: Frank Thornton (actor), John Bluthal (actor), Phil Silvers (actor), Ricardo Palacios (actor), Michael Crawford (actor), Frank Elliott (actor), Jon Pertwee (actor), Alfie Bass (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), John Bennett (actor), Michael Hordern (actor), Buster Keaton (actor), Bill Kerr (actor), Melvin Frank (producer), Roy Kinnear (actor),

Plot: Pseudolus is the laziest slave in Rome and has but one wish, to purchase his freedom. When his master and mistress leave for the day he finds out that the young master has fallen in love with a virgin in the house of Lycus, a slave dealer specializing in beautiful women. Pseudolus concocts a deal in which he will be freed if he can procure the girl for young Hero. Of course, it can't be that simple as everything begins to go wrong.

Keywords: acrobat, alliteration, ancient-rome, animated-title-sequence, aphrodisiac, aqueduct, based-on-play, based-on-stage-musical, based-on-stage-musical-based-on-stage-play, bordello
Genres: Comedy, Musical,
Taglines: Something for Everyone!

Quotes:

Hero: Hysterium, this is Philia.::Hysterium: Never mind who she is! Who IS she?

Lycus: Is it contagious?::Pseudolus: Have you ever seen a plague that wasn't?

Miles Gloriosus: Arrange food, drink, entertainment, and a sit-down orgy for fourteen.

Miles Gloriosus: Oh, her bridal bower becomes a burial bier of bitter bereavement!::Pseudolus: Very good! Can you say "Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse"?

Hero: People do not go around freeing slaves every day.::Pseudolus: Be the first. Start a fashion.

Lycus: If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life.

Domina's Mother: Gone to see a nose-grinder, indeed. He's cavorting with those courtesans.::Domina: But Mother, what can I do?::Domina's Mother: Return to Rome immediately, before he can do what no doubt he's already done. Go! [whips Dominia]

Domina: A common flesh-peddler in the house next to ours, disgusting!::Senex: Disgraceful, all that revolting flesh. Just next door...

Domina: That breeder woman, has she been thrown a mate yet?::Hysterium: Alas, she refuses just any slave. She demands to choose.::Senex: Choose? She'll breed and like it, like everyone. Well, almost everyone.

Hysterium: I live to grovel.