Loon

Karma: Day of the Loon (2014)

Actors: Julie Chapin (actress), Kimberly Bada (actress), David J. Spangenberg (actor), Joseph Ademola Adeyemo (actor), Janice McDuffy (actress), Derrick Berry (editor), LaMar Giles (actor), Derrick Berry (producer), Derrick Berry (writer), Derrick Berry (director), Anais Lee (actress), Mirabelle Lee (actress), Winter Santos (actress), Nancy Wang (actress), Korrine Winter (actress),

Genres: Short,
Taglines: Live by the sword, die by the karma.

The Bare Show (2010)

Actors: Kenn Michael (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Leutwyler (producer), Cristina Malavenda (editor), Hayes MacArthur (actor), Hayes MacArthur (producer), Aaron Zachary Philips (actor), Matt Corboy (actor), Steve Olson (actor), Darren Capozzi (actor), Scott MacArthur (writer), Scott MacArthur (producer), Scott MacArthur (actor), Scott MacArthur (director), Jonathan Townsager (actor), Dinora Walcott (actress),

Genres: Drama, Music, Short,

Bronson (2008)

Actors: Bob Gale (actor), Kate Ogborn (producer), Bob Gale (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Nicolas Winding Refn (director), Nicolas Winding Refn (writer), Jonny Phillips (actor), Allan Niblo (producer), Lesley Wise (miscellaneous crew), Thor Sigurjonsson (producer), Hugh Ross (actor), Rupert Preston (producer), Ruth Halliday (miscellaneous crew), James Richardson (producer),

Plot: In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.

Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres: Action, Biography, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.

Quotes:

Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.

Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.

Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!

Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.

Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.

Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.

Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]

Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"

[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!

Bronson (2008)

Actors: Bob Gale (actor), Kate Ogborn (producer), Bob Gale (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Nicolas Winding Refn (director), Nicolas Winding Refn (writer), Jonny Phillips (actor), Allan Niblo (producer), Lesley Wise (miscellaneous crew), Thor Sigurjonsson (producer), Hugh Ross (actor), Rupert Preston (producer), Ruth Halliday (miscellaneous crew), James Richardson (producer),

Plot: In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.

Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres: Action, Biography, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.

Quotes:

Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.

Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.

Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!

Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.

Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.

Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.

Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]

Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"

[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!

Bronson (2008)

Actors: Bob Gale (actor), Kate Ogborn (producer), Bob Gale (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Nicolas Winding Refn (director), Nicolas Winding Refn (writer), Jonny Phillips (actor), Allan Niblo (producer), Lesley Wise (miscellaneous crew), Thor Sigurjonsson (producer), Hugh Ross (actor), Rupert Preston (producer), Ruth Halliday (miscellaneous crew), James Richardson (producer),

Plot: In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.

Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres: Action, Biography, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.

Quotes:

Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.

Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.

Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!

Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.

Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.

Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.

Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]

Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"

[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!

Bronson (2008)

Actors: Bob Gale (actor), Kate Ogborn (producer), Bob Gale (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Nicolas Winding Refn (director), Nicolas Winding Refn (writer), Jonny Phillips (actor), Allan Niblo (producer), Lesley Wise (miscellaneous crew), Thor Sigurjonsson (producer), Hugh Ross (actor), Rupert Preston (producer), Ruth Halliday (miscellaneous crew), James Richardson (producer),

Plot: In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.

Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres: Action, Biography, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.

Quotes:

Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.

Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.

Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!

Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.

Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.

Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.

Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]

Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"

[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!

Bronson (2008)

Actors: Bob Gale (actor), Kate Ogborn (producer), Bob Gale (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Tom Hardy (actor), Nicolas Winding Refn (director), Nicolas Winding Refn (writer), Jonny Phillips (actor), Allan Niblo (producer), Lesley Wise (miscellaneous crew), Thor Sigurjonsson (producer), Hugh Ross (actor), Rupert Preston (producer), Ruth Halliday (miscellaneous crew), James Richardson (producer),

Plot: In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and 'Charles Bronson,' his superstar alter ego, took center stage. Inside the mind of Bronson - a scathing indictment of celebrity culture.

Keywords: 19-year-old, alter-ego, anger, animated-sequence, art, art-class, art-teacher, artist, attempted-murder, baby
Genres: Action, Biography, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The Man. The Myth. The Celebrity.

Quotes:

Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?::Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.::Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!::Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a fucking go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.

Paul: All you need is a name.::Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.::Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.::Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.::Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.

Charles Bronson: [to the prison officer he's ordering to rub vaseline on his naked body] On my arse. [officer starts rubbing it on] Not in my arse, you fuckin' homo!

Charles Bronson: You shouldn't mess with boys that are bigger than you.

Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.

Charles Bronson: Now hang on to your fillings. Alright? 'Cause it's going to get fucking Leary.

Charles Bronson: [Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?::Charles Bronson: [whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?::Charles Bronson: [Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.::Charles Bronson: [Bronson calms down]... Where?::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!::Charles Bronson: [Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!::Charles Bronson (as nurse): [Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]

Charles Bronson: To a terrified woman in a jewellery shop: "Don't fucking move! Or I'll kill you. Alright?"

[last lines]::Charles Bronson: Right! That's enough! He's had enough, come on, get him out of here! Go on and get him the fuck out of here, he's had enough! Come on! You fucking cunts! No class next week. Right!

The Naked Monster (2005)

Actors: Ron Ford (actor), Bob Burns (actor), Forrest J Ackerman (actor), Phillip Dye (actor), John Harmon (actor), Robert Cornthwaite (actor), Kim Delgado (actor), Irvin Berwick (actor), Robert Clarke (actor), J.R. Bookwalter (actor), John Agar (actor), Phillip Dye (actor), Bob Burns (actor), Daniel Roebuck (actor), Ted Newsom (actor),

Plot: Using soundtracks and extensive footage from many old movies, this spoof/homage of 1950's science-fiction films brings back many favorite actors from these classic movies, some reprising their former roles, to help destroy a giant stop-motion monster that is threatening to destroy Los Angeles.

Keywords: female-nudity, independent-film, mad-scientist, monster, nudity, redubbed-with-comedy-soundtrack, satire, sergeant, spoof, stop-motion
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Col. Patrick Hendry: Look, son, I've been fighting monsters since before you were born. It's never over 'til the final fade-out.::Col. Patrick Hendry: You try telling some Harvard psychiatrist you used to fight monsters. I've looked at so many inkblots, my eyes cross. They've had me doing the Thorazine shuffle for three years.

Dr. Nikki Carlton: I'd recognize that taste anywhere. That's... iguana saliva!

Dr. Carrington: This Thing is older, and wiser, than any Thing on Earth! I want to take it out to brunch, to discuss Nietzche, and Schopenhauer, and the Unified Field Theory!

Lei yan sha xing zhi ba bai long bing tuan (2001)

Actors: Phillip Ko (actor), Siu-Wong Fan (actor), Grand Yip (editor), Lily Chung (actress), Wing Yiu Cheung (producer), Yee-Man Man (actress), Jimmy Ko (actor), Kit Yee Chung (actress), TAE (actor), Wai-ching Tam (writer), Ba-Hang Lam (director), Nishikawa Takakazu (actor),

Genres: Action,

Macbeth (1998)

Actors: Shane Richie (actor), Greta Scacchi (actress), Jack Davenport (actor), William Shakespeare (writer), Philip Madoc (actor), Michael Maloney (actor), Sean Pertwee (actor), Richard Coyle (actor), Lorcan Cranitch (actor), Lesley Joseph (actress), Steve Toussaint (actor), Ruth Gemmell (actress), Denise Black (actress), Jane Gurnett (actress), Dorian Lough (actor),

Genres: ,