2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

Actors: Herschell Gordon Lewis (producer), Bill Moseley (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Tim Sullivan (writer), Tim Sullivan (director), Christa Campbell (actress), Lin Shaye (actress), Tim Sullivan (actor), David F. Friedman (producer), H. Charles Parrish (actor), H. Charles Parrish (producer), Craig Holt (miscellaneous crew), Adam Robitel (miscellaneous crew), Adam Robitel (editor), Adam Robitel (actor),

Plot: When this year's round of unsuspecting Northerners fail to show up for their annual Guts N' Glory Jamboree, the residents of Pleasant Valley take their cannibalistic carnival on the road and head to Iowa where they encounter spoiled heiresses Rome & Tina Sheraton and the cast and crew of their "Road Rascals" reality show. Performing "The Bloodiest Show on Earth", our Southern Maniacs prove more than ratings killers.

Keywords: absurd-violence, bare-chested-male, blood, blood-on-camera-lens, digit-in-title, gore, lesbian-kiss, murder, number-in-title, place-name-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: If They Kill You, They Will Come!

Quotes:

Mayor Buckman: Suck my dixie!

Scarlet Red: Sight of red always makes my pink wet.

Falcon: All my life I've kept my heart in the closet... Lately, though... my ass keeps sticking out.

Granny Boone: Well, Bucky... If the North won't come to the South...::Mayor Buckman: ...we'll bring the South to them!

Crow: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, none shall rest till all are avenged!

Hucklebilly: Dang, Oprah! You grunt louder than a churchyard chicken!

Jesus: So what's a hottie like you doing with a limp dick like Jerry?::Bristol Bush: [laughs] Ever hear the one about the dumb blond that slept with the writer to get ahead in Hollywood? Guess that's me.::Jesus: [seductive tone] Oh... baby, you're no dumb blond. You're just misinformed. See, it's not the writers or directors that get you ahead. It's the teamsters. You stick with me, I'll hook you up.::Bristol Bush: [scoffs] Yeah, like I never heard that before.::Jesus: Bitch, I ain't playing you.::Bristol Bush: Oh, yeah? So, who are you gonna hook me up with?::Jesus: For one, a bunch of buddies of mine got this indie horror thing going on. See, horror has its hell these days, you know?::Bristol Bush: I would love to get killed in a horror flick!::Jesus: I bet you would, and I bet you'd look good too... all naked and covered in blood and shit.

Jerry Schmit: Hey, we can always camp out here. You know, get the girls in thongs, roasting marshmellows...::Bristol Bush: Whatever.::Jerry Schmit: It would make for some great footage.::Tina Sheraton: I don't think so. This place looks way too creepy.::Rome Sheraton: Yeah, it's makes Biscuit's hair stand up.::K-Jay: That would be the Formaldehyde, babe.::Falcon: Dude, respect.::Bristol Bush: For once, I agree with the debutantes. Let's just get out of here.

Falcon: Dude, did I ever tell you about the time I totally fucked my babysitter?::K-Jay: Bro, I thought you said your uncle was your babysitter.::Falcon: [beat] Uh... never mind.

Sheriff Friedman: I'll see you in hell, Buckman!::Mayor Buckman: We already live in hell.

Little Nicky (2000)

Actors: Harvey Keitel (actor), Lex Lang (actor), John Farley (actor), Blake Clark (actor), Rhys Ifans (actor), Tommy 'Tiny' Lister (actor), Clint Howard (actor), Allen Covert (actor), Rodney Dangerfield (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Lewis Arquette (actor), Jess Harnell (actor), Michael Deak (actor), Michael McKean (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor),

Plot: When somebody's mother is an angel and his father is the devil, life can be really confusing. For a sweet boy like Little Nicky, it just got a whole lot worse. His two evil brothers Adrian and Cassius have just escaped from Hell and are wreaking havoc on an unsuspecting earth. His dad is disintegrating and it's up to Nicky to save him and all of a humanity by midnight before one of his brothers becomes the new Satan.

Keywords: 2000s, absurd-humor, actor-playing-himself, angel, angry-mob, anti-hero, back-from-the-dead, backmasking-spoof, basketball, bat
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: He's Never Been To Earth. He's Never Even Slept Over Some Other Dude's House. If Your Father Was The Devil And Your Mother Was An Angel, You'd Be Messed Up Too. Be Unafraid. Be Very Unafraid. Being Evil Ain't Easy You know his number. You know his name. And now, you will meet... his son. He Walks Among Us November 2000

Quotes:

Valerie: Do it for the butterflies!

Jimmy the Demon: Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m...

Deacon: The Lord loves you, and the Lord loves you. [to Nicky] You make the Lord very nervous.

Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South.

Nicky: Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome!::Demon: Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!

Son: [about Nicky] Who's that man, Mommy?::Mom: I dunno, but he sure is butt-ugly.

Townie: You can do it, Ozzy! Bite 'is freakin' head off!

Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?::Nicky: Yeah, big ones.

Nicky: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

Peter: Drink up. Here's to fifty million clams.::Adrian: To the defilement of Earth and the corruption of its people.::Peter: Okay whatever, just drink it.::Adrian: It's awfully hot down here. How do you manage to stay so cool?::John: Uh, beer lowers the body temperature. I read that in a beer magazine.::Adrian: This liquid would probably quench my thirst, cool me off.::Peter: Definitely.::John: It'll give you a pretty good buzz.::Adrian: Or maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity.::John: Uh, no it won't.

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Actors: Lloyd Kaufman (director), Michael Herz (producer), Patrick Kilpatrick (actor), Marisa Tomei (actress), Michael Herz (director), Lloyd Kaufman (writer), Lloyd Kaufman (writer), Lloyd Kaufman (producer), Richard W. Haines (editor), John Reidy (actor), Dolly Hall (actress), Xavier Barquet (actor), Charles Kaufman (miscellaneous crew), Michael Russo (actor), Andrew Craig (actor),

Plot: This is the story of Melvin, the Tromaville Health Club mop boy, who inadvertently and naively trusts the hedonistic, contemptuous and vain health club members, to the point of accidentally ending up in a vat of toxic waste. The devastating results then have a transmogrification effect, his alter ego is released, and the Toxic Avenger is born, to deadly and comical results. The local mop boy is now the local Superhero, the saviour of corruption, thuggish bullies and indifference. Troma classic with good make-up effects and stunts, a pleasant surprise indeed.

Keywords: 1980s, absurd-humor, absurd-violence, absurdism, accident-victim, acid-burning, anti-hero, attempted-rape, automobile, bare-breasts
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Not all monsters are scary to people. Not if it's one fighting crime in the Garden State. Criminals, beware of the Toxic Avenger. He will kick your butt HARD!! He'll go from cleaning nerd to cleaning crime-fighter. "Melvin was a 90lb. weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into..." [The Toxic Avenger] The first Super-Hero... from New Jersey! He was 98 lbs. of solid nerd until he became...

Quotes:

[Cigar Face is counting money, while Knuckles is counting out loud]::Knuckles: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.::Cigar Face: When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.::Nipples: I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.::Knuckles: He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.

Cigar Face: Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fucking faggots.

Cigar Face: I owe you for the other night monster faggot. So now we're going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me Cigar Face.

The Toxic Avenger: You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts.::[Toxie then punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]::The Toxic Avenger: Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.

Bruce: I heard that the monster is soooo big.::Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!::Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.

Leroy: All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out.

Leroy: Hey look Frank. Teeny-boppers. You like video games teeny-boppers? Your mommy give you quarters for video games? Well cough 'em up.

Leroy: Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food little baby?::[Leroy points his gun at the baby]::Leroy: Well how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?

[Julie and Wanda are looking at pictures of a dead kid]::Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.::Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.

Frank: Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might get your asses home all intact.