Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Even old slags like us have been surprised by the ineptitude, fuckbuglery and internecine quarreling of the shitcones on the far right reaches of political reality. Whilst Donnie Fashco aka Trump popularises xenophobia Stateside, Nigel Farage stood down from the UKIP leadership to grow a shit buzzer and left without a replacement or plan to exploit Brexit. Britain First are under heavy manners banning them from mosques and Luton in general; the BNP and NF have collapsed; and the tiny clutch of neo-nazi arsetrombones and white pride whinnets are either in jail, about to go there, or have been scared off the scene.
Diddyfiddler, NorthWestImbecile: In prison!
The far-right increasingly looks like a soap opera where a finitely small and unpopular amount of players interchangeably accuse, defame or offend their latest enemies, i.e., their former friends. Down on the EDL farm, the latest episode is over Pete Gillett who looks like the 3rd Mitchell brother and is the star or his own lack-of-reality-show. We first saw Gillett at the piss poor Nottingham EDL demo in August, giving a bizarre speech on the Illuminati and other such gibberish.
Kray & Gillett: ‘Boys like us, like boys like us!’
Gillett, a failed pop singer and ‘adopted son’ of 1 of the Kray Twins, is embroiled in the usual splits and splinters and accusations of ‘noncery’ and personality disorders. He also has a very long criminal record which is a lot more entertaining than his other records. He has been done for heroin dealing and armed robbery so has extensive relations with plod. Whilst the EDL accuse each other of deeds both foul and infamous, no one has pointed out that Gillett suddenly appeared less than a month ago and has caused an enormous amount of chaos and dissent between the remaining few dozen EDL members. Odd that! We will be sending him a (2nd hand, unread) copy of Matt Collins’ book Hate as a reward. But fear not EDL, Liam ‘Pampers’ Walsall is going to sort it out!
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