Sweatin to the Oldies "2" FBI Warning
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2nd Warning
Deal-A-Meal Warning Screen 2
(1989-Early
1990s)
Nickname: "
The Trial", "Did You or Did You Not
Copy Sweatin' to the Oldies 2?", "The Ignored Excuse" , "That Warning Screen from Sweatin' to the Oldies 2", "
FBI Court"
Warning: We see a black screen momentarily and then hear a judge banging his gavel and yelling "
ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" in a rather unconvincing manner. Then the screen lightens up and we see a black-and-white courtroom scene, possibly taken from an old movie. The judge continues talking. He says to the guilty man in this scene, "
Answer the question, did you or did you not copy Sweatin' to the Oldies 2?" ("
Then again, why would anyone want to?!"). We see an old woman shaking and gritting her teeth. The judge says "Well?", and the man says, "I did." in a sorrow manner.
Everyone gasps and the woman screams. The judge says to two policemen, "Take him away, boys
.". After the guilty man is taken away, a newspaper spins up to us briefly and it reads:
The Times
(in a CloisterBlack styled font)
_________________________________
FBI WARNING!!!
ANY COMMERCIAL
USE OR DUPLICATION
OF THIS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL
WITHOUT PRIOR LICENSING IS FORBIDDEN
BY FEDERAL
LAW.
VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED!!!
COPYRIGHT (year) DEAL-A-MEAL
CORP.
The judge then says "
Don't even think about copyin' THIS videotape." and a jail slam sound is heard, as we go black.
FX/
SFX: Mostly live-action.
Music/
Sounds:
Dramatic music is heard over the voices. A low, brief whoosh is heard when the newspaper spins up to us, followed by loud police sirens.
Availability:
Rare. Only found on Sweatin' to the Oldies 2.
Scare
Factor: Low to high, because of the gavel sounds and unsuitable subject matter, of course. But this is just as creative as the first warning, possibly even more so!
It's probably one of the best FBI warning screens ever made on this very
Earth.