Seamus

The Case of the Missing Garden Gnome (2012)

Actors: Alberto Belli (director), Alberto Belli (producer), Rob Benedict (actor), Chris Witt (editor), Kenny Wood (composer), Lea Dizon (producer), Jose Rodriguez-Robles (miscellaneous crew), Holly Fulger (actress), Jeff Hersh (producer), Stephanie Ortiz (actress), Brenda Canela (actress), Robert Hill (editor), Linn Bjornland (actress), Sebashtin Alain (actor), Travis Walck (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Short,

Meet Your Neighbours (2011)

Actors: Liam McGrath (producer), P.J. Gallagher (writer), P.J. Gallagher (actor), P.J. Gallagher (actor), P.J. Gallagher (actor), P.J. Gallagher (actor), P.J. Gallagher (actor), P.J. Gallagher (actor), P.J. Gallagher (actor), James Akpotor (writer), James Akpotor (actor), Allen Doyle (writer), Eoin Whelan (actor), Eoin Whelan (writer), Simone Kirby (actress),

Plot: A six part comedy sketch show starring PJ Gallagher (of Naked Camera fame) as a host of characters, all living in one estate in Dublin. Also starring Simone Kirby as Auntie Maureen and Mrs Balfe, Gearoid Farrelly as the conjoined twin., 'Tiny' James as Seamus and Eoin Whelan as Pascal.

Keywords: comedy-sketch
Genres: Comedy,

Daniel's Daughter (2008)

Actors: Barry Flatman (actor), Gerald W. Abrams (producer), Ralph Brunjes (editor), Derek McGrath (actor), Martin Doyle (actor), Neill Fearnley (actor), Neill Fearnley (director), Sebastian Spence (actor), Georgina Yarhi (costume designer), Susan Murdoch (producer), Patricia Joyes (miscellaneous crew), John Musikka (miscellaneous crew), Laura Leighton (actress), Brad Borbridge (actor), Brandon Firla (actor),

Plot: Daniel Madighan and his music band mates gave young Cate a jolly youth in rural Ireland until the death of his wife Marie, which forces him to entrust her to family in Dublin. She grows up to become a lifestyle magazine editor in New York. While preparing her wedding to a medic tycoon, she receives Danny's ashes and his last request, returning to Ireland to scatter them. Grudgingly she does so, discovering her roots. Thus she learns Daniel didn't deserve her disdain and meets handsome, idealistic lawyer Connor Bailey, whom she falls in love with but seems unwilling to cancel her society engagement for.

Keywords: dancing, father-figure, party, ritual
Genres: Drama,

A Dirty War (2007)

Actors: Karl Argue (actor), Vincent Fegan (actor), Brian Folan (producer), Brian Folan (writer), Niall O'Connor (director),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006)

Actors: Jonathan Cecil (actor), Kal Penn (actor), Kal Penn (producer), Peter Abrams (producer), Adam W. Rosen (miscellaneous crew), Elie Samaha (producer), Robert Folk (composer), Robert L. Levy (producer), Roger Hammond (actor), Sherwood Jones (editor), Philippe Martinez (producer), Patrick McIntire (producer), Kirk D'Amico (producer), Rupert Frazer (actor), Stephanie Collie (costume designer),

Plot: Having graduated in the US as Van Wilder disciple, now self-confident Taj Mahal. arrives as 'don' (teaching assistant) history at England's super-prestigious Cambridge. He falls victim to the haughty, aristocratic leading fraternity's aristocratic president Pip's usual prank for 'commoners', landing in the derelict 'barn' with other 'social outcasts'. But Taj decides to band the rejects into a new fraternity, Cocks & Bulls, which under his leadership challenges Pip's in the annual all-round excellence championship.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bare-butt, beer-drinking, black-panties, bra, breasts, bulldog, character-name-in-title, cleavage, cockney-accent
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: The Legend is Growing.

Quotes:

Taj: As Mr. Van Wilder would say, "If you can't join them, beat them".

Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey: Let's settle this the way my ancestors did! [Reaches for the swords hanging on the wall]::Taj: You want to exploit me economically?

Taj: verticle smile, scrambled eggs between the legs, sunny side up on the way to the butt

Woman on Plane: Excuse me, is that Madamendira Bombay Hot Sauce?::Taj: No way, you know it?::Woman on Plane: I have this... thing for spices.::Taj: You have a TING?

Taj: Simon?::Simon: I have... I have a problem.::Taj: [to the other guys] Oh, my God, he's talking. Well, Simon, whatever you problem is, we're your friends, you can tell us.::Simon: Well, you wee, it's to do with the size of my piddler.::Taj: Your... Oh. Well, you know, it's an understood fact that a man's piddler is... Appears smaller to himself than it is in real life.::Simon: Well, you see, that's what I'm afraid of. 'Cause according to me it has some 11 inches.::Taj: Come again? Figuratively.

Sadie: [staring at Simon's 11 inches] I'm surprised you don't get out more.

Taj: A surprise in the woods? Well, can you give me a second? Let me go repack my wallet real quick.

Sadie: No, Taj - I was talking about her vagina!

[repeated line]::Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey: Can somebody get me a tidy-wipe?

Seamus: [offering Taj liquor] I'm sorry I lumped you in the face, mate. Fancy a sneaky quick one?::Taj: No, no, no. I think you've given me enough sneaky quick ones for the day. Thank you, Seamus.

The Sea (2003)

Actors: Andrew Jackson (actor), Peter Kent (actor), William Wanstrom (miscellaneous crew), William Wanstrom (producer), Stefany Mathias (actress), Eric Blais (actor), Robert Harper (actor), Robyn Gelka (actress), Lincoln Thorne (producer), Eduardo Arnal (writer), Eduardo Arnal (producer), Eduardo Arnal (director), Kheyla King (producer), Lau Lau Li-Cook (actress), Carol Smith (costume designer),

Genres: Short,

The Night B4 Christmas (2003)

Actors: Dorothy Elias-Fahn (actress), Steve Blum (actor), Steve Blum (actor), Beau Billingslea (actor), Mark Anthony Williams (actor), Aries Spears (actor), Tom Tataranowicz (director), Yuval Ron (composer), Sib Ventress (writer), Ron Myrick (director), Charles Stewart (actor), Brian E. O'Neal (producer), Jae Y. Moh (producer), Brian E. O'Neal (producer), Andrew Albenze (producer),

Genres: Animation,

The Gray Man (2002)

Actors: Will Macdonald (actor), Vic Clay (actor), Angelo Fierro (actor), Dan Hannon (actor), Whitney Avalon (actress), Jeff Hirbour (director), Jeff Hirbour (writer), Jeff Hirbour (actor), Jeff Hirbour (producer), Jeff Hirbour (editor), Mark Gamsey (actor), Bill Askew (writer), Bill Askew (writer), Bill Askew (director), Bill Askew (producer),

Plot: Irish Assassin Declan Finn commits to a final job in a small New England hamlet after his mother's murder. Arriving in the town to uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way back to City Hall. Complications arise when the town's mayor solicits the services of Finn's sadistic former mentor, Le Morte. With the help of local reporter Brian McCartney, Finn is forced to confront his past in order to find his future and reveal the dark truths lurking at the upper echelons of a seemingly tranquil town.

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,

Quotes:

Le Morte: Cliff, do I sound Irish? Cliff, do I sound like some rune-saluting, clover-sniffing Goddamn Celt to you! Do I sound like I belong in the shadow of that sheep-schlepping whore, do I Cliff?::Cliff: No.::Le Morte: Then is everyone in New England a goddamn moron or did you just find me the only one.::Cliff: No. We still have plenty of stupid people up here, especially in Vermont.

Declan Finn: I want you to remember this moment, because this is the calm before the storm.

Snitch (1998)

Actors: Denis Leary (actor), Famke Janssen (actress), Denis Leary (writer), Ian Hart (actor), Elie Samaha (producer), Eric Bruno Borgman (miscellaneous crew), Colm Meaney (actor), Martin Sheen (actor), Billy Crudup (actor), John Diehl (actor), Eric Bruno Borgman (actor), Lenny Clarke (actor), Jeanne Tripplehorn (actress), Noah Emmerich (actor), Kevin Chapman (actor),

Plot: Bobby O'Grady is a low range member of Boston Irish gang run by Jackie O'Hara. Jackie demands absolute, total loyalty for him. When Jackie kills one of Bobby's buddies, Teddy, Bobby and others have to keep it an absolute secret, even from their and Teddy's relatives.

Keywords: bar, beer, betrayal, blood-spatter, boston-massachusetts, car-theft, car-thief, cigarette-smoking, cocaine, cousin-cousin-relationship
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Every city has one.

Quotes:

Hanlon: [after finding out Bobby has killed Jackie] [to Bobby] I'll tell you how we're going to handle this. We'll play it your way this time, alright?::Hanlon: [puts his finger to his mouth] Shhhhhhhhh.

Mouse: [Mouse and Bobby approaching Sheila and Katy] I know I might like her, but sometimes she's a different person. I don't know what she's gonna be one moment to the next.::Bobby O'Grady: Don't say anything. [to Katy and Sheila] Hey, whats goin' on?::Katy: Boys.::Mouse: Hey, Sheila.::Sheila: Hey, Mouse.::Mouse: That's a nice sweater.::Sheila: It's a, uh, blouse, Mouse.::Mouse: Yeah, it's nice.

Jackie O'Hara: So... Teddy fuckin' Timmons, huh? I heard you were back.::Teddy: Yeah.::Jackie O'Hara: You don't call me!::Teddy: Well, no, you see, Jackie, I-I just got back...::Jackie O'Hara: -What are you boys drinkin'? Hey, Shang, get a round in here will you?::Shang: [calls out] Sure, Jack.::Jackie O'Hara: Fuckin' Celtics, huh?::Teddy: I-I-I g-guess you've been hearin' stories about me, huh, Jackie?::Jackie O'Hara: I heard you was back was all.::Teddy: Well, let me tell ya. This is fuckin' hilarious, you're gunna piss your pants. Remember that Perez, that fuckin' spic from Dorchester? Remember him?::Jackie O'Hara: What, the little guy?::Teddy: R-remember you sent me and Gavin down to talk to him? Gavvy, you remember that?::Gavin: [nods] Sure, I remember that.::Teddy: So about a month ago these F.B.I. guys come to talk to me in the joint. And, I don't even talk to regular cops, ever, you know? Like when they came to me after I got busted for all that coke... And they said 'Jackie O' and I said 'I know the guy, but I don't work for anyone'.::Jackie O'Hara: Hey, thanks for that by the way.::Teddy: That's no problem, Jackie. So, these F.B.I. guys want to know about Perez 'cause they're building a case against him, right? You're going to love this. I say, 'You mean Junior Perez of Columbia Avenue in Dorchester, about five-two, got a fat-assed girlfriend that looks like a fuckin' pitbull?' They said yeah, and I said 'No, never heard of the guy'. [everyone laughs] Right? So now they roll up their sleeves. They're not going nowhere. And I sit there for three hours, fuckin' sweatin', shakin'. I almost start cryin'. It's like fuckin' Academy Award time. Finally I break down. And you know, I tell 'em the truth. I-I'm like George fuckin' Washington, I cannot tell a lie. 'I know Perez, and I used to work for him.'. I-I give 'em Perez, that fat fuckin' Columbian prick Menendez, locations, everything. And then they come back to me, and they want me to testify. It's like Witness Protection bullshit, and i'm like, 'Fuck you. I'm not going into any Witness Protection bullshit fuckin' plan. Fuck that! We made a deal!'. So now this lawyer they gave me is all over 'em. I'm not even safe in the joint with the witness protection and shit, and they got no choice! They gotta let me go.::Jackie O'Hara: [pause, everyone looks at each other] Fuck! Can you believe that? Fuck!::Teddy: Yeah, I tell ya it was a fuckin' nightmare. Never trust those Feds, man, they fuckin' lie. I'm lucky to be here.::Jackie O'Hara: Yeah, fuckin' Feds. Cocksuckers, huh?::Red: Pricks.::Jackie O'Hara: They're in Boston looking for Puerto Ricans. In Washington they're stealing us blind!::Red: Absolutely right.::Jackie O'Hara: Hey, here's to Teddy. [raises glass] Welcome home! [all toasting, shouting] When the cops gonna learn, huh? This town don't talk. Especially this kid right here. [points and playfully slaps Seamus] A fuckin' chatterbox, the gift of gab, huh? [everyone laughs] Hey guys I gotta go. Katy's mother's cookin' dinner. Anyone got any rolaids? [laughing]::Teddy: Hey, hey, Jackie, uh, we're cool, right?::Jackie O'Hara: Sure, sure, hey. Give me a call on the weekend. We got some work.

Bovine (1996)

Actors: Donncha Crowley (actor), Peter Conway (miscellaneous crew), Stephen Brennan (actor), Conor Barry (miscellaneous crew), Maria Hayden (actress), Ciara Hyland (miscellaneous crew), Jim Furlong (miscellaneous crew), Judith Devlin (costume designer), Peter McKenna (director), Joy Giovannelli (miscellaneous crew), Peter McKenna (writer), Nicky Fennell (editor), Caitriona Kelliher (miscellaneous crew), Liam Kearney (actor), Lucinda Storm (actress),

Genres: Short,