Honor Among Thieves (2012)

Actors: Will Schmeckpeper (editor), Will Schmeckpeper (writer), Will Schmeckpeper (producer), Andrew Ellis (producer), Andrew Ellis (director), Calico Cooper (actress), Ian Taylor (actor), Annie Cosho (producer), Annie Cosho (actress), Katie Preston (actress), Tate S. McCullough (actor), Tate S. McCullough (producer), Lana Roberts (actress), Jennifur Miller (actress), Cassandra Gray (producer),

Plot: Crime Boss Tomi Chicago has a problem: not only has someone stolen ten million dollars worth of rare antiquities from her, but her niece Fawn is somehow involved. Baseball bat in hand, Tomi plans to get the truth out of surviving criminal Vincent: How it all went down, what happened to Fawn, and what the mysterious Mr. Syms did to bring about the carnage and mayhem. This neo-noir thriller will keep you guessing to the final scene.

Genres: Crime, Drama, Sci-Fi,

Tough Guys (1986)

Actors: Alexis Smith (actress), James Newton Howard (composer), Eli Wallach (actor), Graham Jarvis (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Jana Sue Memel (producer), Anthony Kiedis (actor), Burt Lancaster (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Kirk Douglas (actor), Charles Durning (actor), Matthew Faison (actor), Flea (actor), Kirk Douglas (miscellaneous crew), Arthur Tovey (actor),

Plot: Harry and Archie are released from prison ready to collect their Social Security. How could they get into trouble at their age? Let's count the ways; A parole officer who is a famous criminal groupie, Dead end where people don't know they are dealing with dangerous, though older, criminals, a hit man who can barely see, but who still has an outstanding contract on them. Does anyone still rob trains?

Keywords: ex-convict, senior-citizen, train, train-robbery, yogurt-shop
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They're Out To Teach A New World Some Old Tricks. Friends for years. Legends for life. Tough guys forever.

Quotes:

Harry Doyle: And I ain't goin' to your funeral!::Archie Long: You ain't invited!

Leon B. Little: I wanna get a hundred of those coppers.::Harry Doyle: There's only fifty Leon.::Leon B. Little: So? I'll shoot 'em all twice!

Belle: I warn you, I know karate!::Leon B. Little: [points his shotgun at her] I warn "you", I know Winchester!

[Archie has just landed a job at Penguin's]::Archie Long: What'll it be, sport?::Yogurt boy: Let me have strawberry yogurt. No, chocolate. No... Strawberry!::Archie Long: Look, kid... Just take your time, okay? Let me know when you've made up your mind.::Yogurt boy: I've already made up my mind.::Archie Long: So do you want chocolate or strawberry?::Yogurt boy: Neither. I want amarillo. [Archie starts to get it for him] Hey, that's GELLOTTI! I asked for YOGURT!::Archie Long: [peering at it] I don't see any difference.::Yogurt boy: GELLOTTI is made out of CREAM! YOGURT is made out of BACTERIA CULTURE! Where were you raised, in a cave?::Archie Long: All right, all right... [gets the yogurt for him]... What, did I leave something out?::Yogurt boy: What about my toppings? You're supposed to ask me what kind of toppings I want.::Archie Long: Okay... What kind of toppings do you want?::Yogurt boy: Do you have peanut butter M&M;'s? [Archie starts to put those on the yogurt] Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED m&m;'s! I just asked if you HAD them!::Archie Long: Yeah, we got 'em.::Yogurt boy: Well, I don't want 'em! Do you have Oreo pieces?::Archie Long: [holding those up] You want 'em?::Yogurt boy: That's why I asked. And walnuts... NOT peanuts, WALNUTS. And jellybeans... NOT m&m;'s; I HATE m&m;'s... JELLYBEANS. And almond slices instead of walnuts. [the sweating Archie brings him the completed yogurt] Forget it; I'll just have it plain.::Archie Long: [forcing himself not to faint, Archie scrapes everything off the yogurt] You sure you still want it?::Yogurt boy: Of course I do! What do you think I came in here for? [Archie throws the yogurt in the boy's face]::Archie Long: [smiling] You got it, kid. That'll be a $1.60, please.

Harry Doyle: I never met so many stupid people in one day.

Leon B. Little: How can you live in a hell hole like this? If I lived in a place like this I'd kill myself in an hour.::Belle: You've been here 45 minutes.

Gang leader: I don't know how old you is, but you ain't getting any older.

Leon B. Little: [a gang leaves their boombox behind] Hey pissant! You forgot your jukebox! [blasts the boombox with a shotgun]::Leon B. Little: I hate noise pollution!

Jimmy Ellis: [shouts across the diner] Hey, Vince!::Vince: [annoyed] What?::Jimmy Ellis: Where's Philly?::Vince: Pennsylvania!::Jimmy Ellis: No, no! Not "that" Philly! Philly the Mouse! Harry and Archie need him for a stick-up!

[after being in the sewer for days, suddenly sees an exit]::Leon B. Little: Daylight! This must be the way out.