Trousers

Turtles Forever (2009)

Actors: Michael Sinterniklaas (actor), Sean Schemmel (actor), Wayne Grayson (actor), Sam Riegel (actor), Eric Stuart (miscellaneous crew), Dan Green (actor), Veronica Taylor (actress), Kevin Eastman (writer), Kevin Eastman (actor), Marc Thompson (actor), Darren Dunstan (miscellaneous crew), Darren Dunstan (actor), Gregory Abbey (actor), Norman J. Grossfeld (producer), Tony Salerno (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Sometimes four ninjas just aren't enough!

Quotes:

The Shredder: How goes the repairs, Karai?::Karai: Very good, father. The technology of Dimension X is ridiculous. But once revised with Utrom science, it will prove devastating.::The Shredder: Yes... the two merge well together. This new body is proof of that.::Karai: And more proof: Their robotic Foot Soldiers. Clumsy, weak, almost... cartoonish. But now with the proper modifications... lethal. Our human troops have also been upgraded. By analyzing the mutegen that infected Hun, we have successfully engineered our own mutant army.::The Shredder: Soon, I will bring this world to it's knees! And then...::Shredder 1987: [chasing after some foot solders] Stop! Come back here with my command chair! That's an order!::The Shredder: ...And then perhaps the world of my "worthless" counterpart.

Mirage Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be us from other worlds... I don't see it.::Mirage Donatello: What's with the multi-coloured headbands?::Mirage Raphael: Heh, sellouts.::Raphael: Uh, well...::[points at the 87' Turtles]::Raphael: Check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.::Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Hey!::Raphael: How lame can a turtle get, am I right?::[Mirage Raphael pins Raphael's arm behind his back and kicks him]::Raphael: OW! Geez, what a hardcase.::[the 88' Turtles grin at Raphael]::Raphael: What?::Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987, Leonardo 1987: Nothing.

[Bebop, Rocksteady and the robot Foot Soldiers charge the turtles]::Leonardo: Uh... so, how do you guys normally handle these situations?::Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Turtle Power!::[Rush off to battle]::Michelangelo: Don't ya just love these guys? Cowabunga!::Leonardo 1987, Michelangelo 1987, Donatello 1987, Raphael 1987: Cowabunga!::Raphael: Geez, it's like having five Mikey's now!

Shredder 1987: Argh! Blasted turtles!::Krang: Shredder! You bungling idiot!::Shredder 1987: I'm in the middle of something here, Krang!::Krang: First, you get us stuck here in this infernal dimension, and now you struggle to defeat this primitive creatures? If my troops from Dimension X were here...::Shredder 1987: Oh, quit nagging about Dimension X. We're having enough trouble in this dimension. Can't you see there are eight turtles now?... Wait... That's it! Of course, if this dimension has it's own version of the turtles, perhaps it has it's own Shredder as well!::Krang: Oooh, and maybe even it's own Krang!

Mirage Leonardo: Alright, let's go stop your Shredder. You're saying he's using a "Technodrome"?::Donatello 1987: Yep, but don't worry. We've created a sophisticated device that will be able to track the Technodrome, no matter where...::Mirage Leonardo: Is that it?::[Mirage Leonardo points to the Technodrome in the distance blasting away at the city]::Donatello: Yep, that would be it.::Mirage Leonardo: It's been doing that all night. huh, now let's go do something about it.

Leonardo: Hun mentioned the one "true" Shredder.::Raphael: And you know what that means.::Michelangelo: Our little alien Utrom is back.::Raphael 1987: Utrom Shredder? Sounds swedish!::[the 87' Turtles all laugh]::Michelangelo: Stop it, stop it, stop it! Can't you guys be serious about anything?::Leonardo 1987: They're right, this is serious. I say we head to our lair, pick up our anti-Technodrome gear and go put it to good use. But first, we've got to save April!

Donatello 1987: We save April at least once a day, you can set your watch to it!

April O'Neil 1987: Boy, when you guys are out of town, the threats on my life sure do pile up!::[Notices the 2003 Turtles]::April O'Neil 1987: They're eight of you now! Holy scoop!::Donatello: Wait, you're April? Um... what's with the yellow jumpsuit? Do you work at a car-wash in this dimension?::April O'Neil 1987: I'm a reporter, April O'Neil. And you're my ticket to a Peabody!::[pulls out a video camera]::Leonardo 1987: Sorry April, no time for an exclusive. We've got to get these guys to the lair.

The Shredder: Now, let us make ourselves easier to find. The time has come... to RISE!

Shredder 1987: [Typing at the Technodrome computer] Hmm... nothing comes up for "Krang" in this dimension.::Krang: What?::Shredder 1987: But Shredder on the other hand...::[the screen displays footage of The Shredder]::Shredder 1987: There he is, and he is MAGNIFICENT! What strength, what power! Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this! So unlike the sniveling, idiots that I've been forced to suffer.::Krang: ...I'm right here. I CAN HEAR YOU!::[burps]::Shredder 1987: Now, to find him. Hmm... strange, he's off world. No matter. I will use the matter transporter to beam him to us directly.::[the portal blasts out an object into the Technodrome]::Shredder 1987: This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of mighty Shredder and his...::[Shredder stares as Ch'rell appears, frozen in a block of ice]::Shredder 1987: ...pink slug? Ooh... I wanted a super sinister ally!::Krang: Oh, I dunno, he looks alright to me.

Archangel (1991)

Actors: Phyllis Laing (miscellaneous crew), Guy Maddin (director), Guy Maddin (writer), Guy Maddin (editor), Ed Baran (miscellaneous crew), Greg Klymkiw (producer), Greg Klymkiw (actor), Victor Cowie (actor), George Toles (writer), Ari Cohen (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Ranji Panikkar (actor), Bif Naked (actress), Kyle McCulloch (actor),

Plot: Lt. John Boles, a one-legged soldier, is assisting the White Russians in the Russian Arctic during World War I. He finds himself in Archangel, a crystalline city of spires and domes, inhabited by some very confused people. Boles loves Iris, who is dead, and meets Veronkha, whom he mistakes for Iris. But Veronkha is already married to Philbin, who forgets he is married to Veronkha. Veronkha thinks Boles is Philbin...

Keywords: 1910s, absurd-comedy, absurdism, adultery, aerodrome, airplane, allegory, amnesia, amputee, archangel-russia
Genres: Comedy, Romance, War,
Taglines: A Tragedy of the Great War

Quotes:

Veronkha: He struck that hateful head of yours and drew blood, but not enough!

Danchuk: I've heard of ghosts. Good ghosts who wonder the battlefields at night, guiding soldiers out of danger. You can see their omens everywhere. Omens, warnings of stray bullets and lurking enemies. If I was such a ghost, I would stay so close to you, you could feel my breath on your cheek.

Philbin: [entering house where a slaughter has taken place] What a mess.::Geza: You saved my life!::Philbin: That's nice. Your father said he'd drive me to the aerodrome. Have you seen him?::Geza: He's dead!::Philbin: [looks down] I can see that. Nothing seems to be going right today.::Geza: My father died a coward. Didn't he?::Philbin: I believe there's a reason for everything. For instance, someone shaved off my mustache while I slept last night. What could that mean?

[first title card]::Title Card: The Northernmost tip of old Imperial Russia. Winter of 1919. The Great War has been over for three months, but no one has remembered to tell those who remain in Archangel.

[first lines]::Lt. John Boles: Goodbye Iris.

[last lines]::Lt. John Boles: My name is John Boles. I'm in Archangel. Fighting a war. I'm trying to find the woman I love. Iris!

Narrator: On the march to the front, Danchuk imparts to Lt. Boles her beliefs about darkness. She believes that darkness can be kept - a black, juicy harvest actually plucked from the night. That darkness can be sculpted into huge furry vaults and complex corridors. That little piles of darkness can serve as useful road signs for the weary traveller, or for anyone who swims in that dusky fluid.

Archangel (1991)

Actors: Phyllis Laing (miscellaneous crew), Guy Maddin (director), Guy Maddin (writer), Guy Maddin (editor), Ed Baran (miscellaneous crew), Greg Klymkiw (producer), Greg Klymkiw (actor), Victor Cowie (actor), George Toles (writer), Ari Cohen (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Ranji Panikkar (actor), Bif Naked (actress), Kyle McCulloch (actor),

Plot: Lt. John Boles, a one-legged soldier, is assisting the White Russians in the Russian Arctic during World War I. He finds himself in Archangel, a crystalline city of spires and domes, inhabited by some very confused people. Boles loves Iris, who is dead, and meets Veronkha, whom he mistakes for Iris. But Veronkha is already married to Philbin, who forgets he is married to Veronkha. Veronkha thinks Boles is Philbin...

Keywords: 1910s, absurd-comedy, absurdism, adultery, aerodrome, airplane, allegory, amnesia, amputee, archangel-russia
Genres: Comedy, Romance, War,
Taglines: A Tragedy of the Great War

Quotes:

Veronkha: He struck that hateful head of yours and drew blood, but not enough!

Danchuk: I've heard of ghosts. Good ghosts who wonder the battlefields at night, guiding soldiers out of danger. You can see their omens everywhere. Omens, warnings of stray bullets and lurking enemies. If I was such a ghost, I would stay so close to you, you could feel my breath on your cheek.

Philbin: [entering house where a slaughter has taken place] What a mess.::Geza: You saved my life!::Philbin: That's nice. Your father said he'd drive me to the aerodrome. Have you seen him?::Geza: He's dead!::Philbin: [looks down] I can see that. Nothing seems to be going right today.::Geza: My father died a coward. Didn't he?::Philbin: I believe there's a reason for everything. For instance, someone shaved off my mustache while I slept last night. What could that mean?

[first title card]::Title Card: The Northernmost tip of old Imperial Russia. Winter of 1919. The Great War has been over for three months, but no one has remembered to tell those who remain in Archangel.

[first lines]::Lt. John Boles: Goodbye Iris.

[last lines]::Lt. John Boles: My name is John Boles. I'm in Archangel. Fighting a war. I'm trying to find the woman I love. Iris!

Narrator: On the march to the front, Danchuk imparts to Lt. Boles her beliefs about darkness. She believes that darkness can be kept - a black, juicy harvest actually plucked from the night. That darkness can be sculpted into huge furry vaults and complex corridors. That little piles of darkness can serve as useful road signs for the weary traveller, or for anyone who swims in that dusky fluid.

Archangel (1991)

Actors: Phyllis Laing (miscellaneous crew), Guy Maddin (director), Guy Maddin (writer), Guy Maddin (editor), Ed Baran (miscellaneous crew), Greg Klymkiw (producer), Greg Klymkiw (actor), Victor Cowie (actor), George Toles (writer), Ari Cohen (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Ranji Panikkar (actor), Bif Naked (actress), Kyle McCulloch (actor),

Plot: Lt. John Boles, a one-legged soldier, is assisting the White Russians in the Russian Arctic during World War I. He finds himself in Archangel, a crystalline city of spires and domes, inhabited by some very confused people. Boles loves Iris, who is dead, and meets Veronkha, whom he mistakes for Iris. But Veronkha is already married to Philbin, who forgets he is married to Veronkha. Veronkha thinks Boles is Philbin...

Keywords: 1910s, absurd-comedy, absurdism, adultery, aerodrome, airplane, allegory, amnesia, amputee, archangel-russia
Genres: Comedy, Romance, War,
Taglines: A Tragedy of the Great War

Quotes:

Veronkha: He struck that hateful head of yours and drew blood, but not enough!

Danchuk: I've heard of ghosts. Good ghosts who wonder the battlefields at night, guiding soldiers out of danger. You can see their omens everywhere. Omens, warnings of stray bullets and lurking enemies. If I was such a ghost, I would stay so close to you, you could feel my breath on your cheek.

Philbin: [entering house where a slaughter has taken place] What a mess.::Geza: You saved my life!::Philbin: That's nice. Your father said he'd drive me to the aerodrome. Have you seen him?::Geza: He's dead!::Philbin: [looks down] I can see that. Nothing seems to be going right today.::Geza: My father died a coward. Didn't he?::Philbin: I believe there's a reason for everything. For instance, someone shaved off my mustache while I slept last night. What could that mean?

[first title card]::Title Card: The Northernmost tip of old Imperial Russia. Winter of 1919. The Great War has been over for three months, but no one has remembered to tell those who remain in Archangel.

[first lines]::Lt. John Boles: Goodbye Iris.

[last lines]::Lt. John Boles: My name is John Boles. I'm in Archangel. Fighting a war. I'm trying to find the woman I love. Iris!

Narrator: On the march to the front, Danchuk imparts to Lt. Boles her beliefs about darkness. She believes that darkness can be kept - a black, juicy harvest actually plucked from the night. That darkness can be sculpted into huge furry vaults and complex corridors. That little piles of darkness can serve as useful road signs for the weary traveller, or for anyone who swims in that dusky fluid.

Archangel (1991)

Actors: Phyllis Laing (miscellaneous crew), Guy Maddin (director), Guy Maddin (writer), Guy Maddin (editor), Ed Baran (miscellaneous crew), Greg Klymkiw (producer), Greg Klymkiw (actor), Victor Cowie (actor), George Toles (writer), Ari Cohen (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Brent Neale (actor), Ranji Panikkar (actor), Bif Naked (actress), Kyle McCulloch (actor),

Plot: Lt. John Boles, a one-legged soldier, is assisting the White Russians in the Russian Arctic during World War I. He finds himself in Archangel, a crystalline city of spires and domes, inhabited by some very confused people. Boles loves Iris, who is dead, and meets Veronkha, whom he mistakes for Iris. But Veronkha is already married to Philbin, who forgets he is married to Veronkha. Veronkha thinks Boles is Philbin...

Keywords: 1910s, absurd-comedy, absurdism, adultery, aerodrome, airplane, allegory, amnesia, amputee, archangel-russia
Genres: Comedy, Romance, War,
Taglines: A Tragedy of the Great War

Quotes:

Veronkha: He struck that hateful head of yours and drew blood, but not enough!

Danchuk: I've heard of ghosts. Good ghosts who wonder the battlefields at night, guiding soldiers out of danger. You can see their omens everywhere. Omens, warnings of stray bullets and lurking enemies. If I was such a ghost, I would stay so close to you, you could feel my breath on your cheek.

Philbin: [entering house where a slaughter has taken place] What a mess.::Geza: You saved my life!::Philbin: That's nice. Your father said he'd drive me to the aerodrome. Have you seen him?::Geza: He's dead!::Philbin: [looks down] I can see that. Nothing seems to be going right today.::Geza: My father died a coward. Didn't he?::Philbin: I believe there's a reason for everything. For instance, someone shaved off my mustache while I slept last night. What could that mean?

[first title card]::Title Card: The Northernmost tip of old Imperial Russia. Winter of 1919. The Great War has been over for three months, but no one has remembered to tell those who remain in Archangel.

[first lines]::Lt. John Boles: Goodbye Iris.

[last lines]::Lt. John Boles: My name is John Boles. I'm in Archangel. Fighting a war. I'm trying to find the woman I love. Iris!

Narrator: On the march to the front, Danchuk imparts to Lt. Boles her beliefs about darkness. She believes that darkness can be kept - a black, juicy harvest actually plucked from the night. That darkness can be sculpted into huge furry vaults and complex corridors. That little piles of darkness can serve as useful road signs for the weary traveller, or for anyone who swims in that dusky fluid.

Sign of the Pagan (1954)

Actors: Anthony Jochim (actor), George Lynn (actor), Charles Horvath (actor), Edmund Cobb (actor), Leo Gordon (actor), Frank Gifford (actor), Len Hendry (actor), Michael Ansara (actor), Jeff Chandler (actor), John Damler (actor), Robert Bice (actor), Eduard Franz (actor), Edward Earle (actor), Lee Morgan (actor), Boyd 'Red' Morgan (actor),

Plot: Roman centurion Marcian is captured by Attila the Hun en route to Constantinople, but escapes. On arrival, he finds the eastern Roman emperor Theodosius plotting with Attila to look the other way while the latter marches against Rome. But Marcian gains the favor of Pulcheria, lovely sister of Theodosius, who favors a united Empire. As Attila marches, things look bleak for the weakened imperial forces. But the conqueror has an awe of the power of the Christians' God...

Keywords: ancient-rome, epic
Genres: Drama, History,
Taglines: Against the ravaging hordes of ATTILA...stood a warrior's might and a people's faith! Against his ruthless pagan lusts...the power of a woman's love!